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Religion => Religion => Topic started by: Tank on November 19, 2017, 09:47:43 AM

Title: Things you find on Facebook
Post by: Tank on November 19, 2017, 09:47:43 AM
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Title: Re: Things you find on Facebook
Post by: Tank on November 19, 2017, 09:48:43 AM
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Title: Re: Things you find on Facebook
Post by: Sandra Craft on December 08, 2017, 11:51:04 PM
I found a doozy.  I know this is Landover Baptist, but I can swear I've heard fundies actually make this argument:

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Title: Re: Things you find on Facebook
Post by: Magdalena on December 09, 2017, 12:20:04 AM
^^^
 :worried:
My little boy learned about the water cycle in kindergarten.
Title: Re: Things you find on Facebook
Post by: Pasta Chick on December 09, 2017, 05:20:34 AM
I've been getting ads for fucking Christian counseling all day.

Then GOOP.

Now the goddamn Free Masons.
Title: Re: Things you find on Facebook
Post by: AngelOfDeath on December 09, 2017, 05:23:47 AM


that's hilarious.  Once the water is used up... its gone forever  ;D
Title: Re: Things you find on Facebook
Post by: Icarus on December 09, 2017, 06:02:53 AM
There is always the pissing replacement concept  ;D
Title: Re: Things you find on Facebook
Post by: Dave on December 09, 2017, 07:50:17 AM
Icarus beat me to it, one can only assume that theists never piss, crap, flush the loo, wash themselves, their clothes, their cars or water their lawns or gardens! Etc.
Title: Re: Things you find on Facebook
Post by: Dragonia on December 09, 2017, 01:59:00 PM
I found a doozy.  I know this is Landover Baptist, but I can swear I've heard fundies actually make this argument:

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So someone can do this math, but can't understand the water cycle.  :suspicious:
People like this make me feel super smart.
Title: Re: Things you find on Facebook
Post by: Dave on December 09, 2017, 02:04:59 PM
I found a doozy.  I know this is Landover Baptist, but I can swear I've heard fundies actually make this argument:
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So someone can do this math, but can't understand the water cycle.  :suspicious:
People like this make me feel super smart.

But you are smart, Dragonia, after all, you are here and not at some bible class, or something.
Title: Re: Things you find on Facebook
Post by: Dragonia on December 09, 2017, 03:38:35 PM
^^^ True dat. The older I get, the more smarter I get.  :grin:
Title: Re: Things you find on Facebook
Post by: Tank on December 09, 2017, 04:33:26 PM
^^^ True dat. The older I get, the more smarter I get.  :grin:
Up to a point. Then things start to deteriorate!  :sad sigh:
Title: Re: Things you find on Facebook
Post by: xSilverPhinx on December 09, 2017, 07:30:42 PM
I found a doozy.  I know this is Landover Baptist, but I can swear I've heard fundies actually make this argument:

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:rofl:
Title: Re: Things you find on Facebook
Post by: Tank on December 09, 2017, 08:08:06 PM
I just read where it came from, The Landover Baptist Church (http://www.landoverbaptist.org/), which is a notorious 'Poe' (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Poe%27s_law) site.  :rofl:
Title: Re: Things you find on Facebook
Post by: Sandra Craft on December 10, 2017, 02:05:48 AM
I don't know whether this thread is for non-facing slapping stuff from FB, but I did find this on FB and it deals in it's own way with religious absurdity.  I went on to YouTube to get the slightly longer version, and here it is:

Title: Re: Things you find on Facebook
Post by: Dave on December 10, 2017, 08:49:29 AM
^
Yeah, ideal poster-boy for the GOP!
Title: Re: Things you find on Facebook
Post by: Icarus on December 13, 2017, 05:50:37 AM
To all my not likely to be Jewish friends, tomorrow is the beginning of Hanukah. Mozeltof ....Or however that greeting is spelled.
Title: Re: Things you find on Facebook
Post by: Icarus on January 14, 2018, 12:54:37 AM
The Chileans are on their way to reality,,,,little by bit.....https://www.economist.com/news/americas/21734464-can-papal-visit-bring-them-back-fold-chileans-will-be-tough-crowd-pope-francis?cid1=cust/ddnew/email/n/n/20180112n/owned/n/n/ddnew/n/n/n/nNA/Daily_Dispatch/email&etear=dailydispatch
Title: Re: Things you find on Facebook
Post by: Dave on January 14, 2018, 07:47:49 AM
The Chileans are on their way to reality,,,,little by bit.....https://www.economist.com/news/americas/21734464-can-papal-visit-bring-them-back-fold-chileans-will-be-tough-crowd-pope-francis?cid1=cust/ddnew/email/n/n/20180112n/owned/n/n/ddnew/n/n/n/nNA/Daily_Dispatch/email&etear=dailydispatch

Oh, desr, I have reached my freebie limit with the Eco! Not sure that I want to pat £1/week for the few times I read it.
Title: Re: Things you find on Facebook
Post by: xSilverPhinx on January 14, 2018, 10:05:35 AM
Oh, desr, I have reached my freebie limit with the Eco! Not sure that I want to pat £1/week for the few times I read it.

Maybe the £1 would rather be caressed instead?

: show
:grin:
Title: Re: Things you find on Facebook
Post by: Dave on January 14, 2018, 11:15:26 AM
Oh, desr, I have reached my freebie limit with the Eco! Not sure that I want to pat £1/week for the few times I read it.

Maybe the £1 would rather be caressed instead?

: show
:grin:


I like caressing £s . . .
Title: Re: Things you find on Facebook
Post by: xSilverPhinx on January 14, 2018, 11:30:51 AM
Oh, desr, I have reached my freebie limit with the Eco! Not sure that I want to pat £1/week for the few times I read it.

Maybe the £1 would rather be caressed instead?

:grin:


I like caressing £s . . .

:lol:
Title: Re: Things you find on Facebook
Post by: Icarus on January 14, 2018, 11:08:54 PM
Dammit did those crafty Brits fix the posts so that only subscribers could read them?   I used to subscribe to the magazine, several years ago.  In this instance they recently hustled me to spend 12 dollars for 12 weeks of online news at the Economist.   I know that the sneaky bastards will try to extend the tickler subscription when it expires....most likely for a lot more than 12 dollars.  I must be vigilant.

Sorry if I referred you to something that was somehow unavailable without paying.   I am a bit naive about stuff like that, it would seem.

In any case it seems that the Chileans are losing their faith.  Catholics are regularly reverting to the protestant way and an alarming (to the clergy) number of them are becoming nones and/or outright atheists.  Chile is a relatively prosperous and stable nation. It is interesting to note that prosperity and education tends to upset religionists apple cart.
Title: Re: Things you find on Facebook
Post by: Dave on January 15, 2018, 05:41:00 AM
Dammit did those crafty Brits fix the posts so that only subscribers could read them?   I used to subscribe to the magazine, several years ago.  In this instance they recently hustled me to spend 12 dollars for 12 weeks of online news at the Economist.   I know that the sneaky bastards will try to extend the tickler subscription when it expires....most likely for a lot more than 12 dollars.  I must be vigilant.

Sorry if I referred you to something that was somehow unavailable without paying.   I am a bit naive about stuff like that, it would seem.

In any case it seems that the Chileans are losing their faith.  Catholics are regularly reverting to the protestant way and an alarming (to the clergy) number of them are becoming nones and/or outright atheists.  Chile is a relatively prosperous and stable nation. It is interesting to note that prosperity and education tends to upset religionists apple cart.

I guessed that was the subject of the item. Be interesting to know the indigene/immigrant ratio there compared to other S American countries. Perhaps some of their old beliefs will make a comeback!
Title: Re: Things you find on Facebook
Post by: Tank on March 08, 2018, 05:45:43 PM
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Title: Re: Things you find on Facebook
Post by: Tank on March 20, 2018, 06:20:29 AM
Apparently I am the Antichrist!

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Title: Re: Things you find on Facebook
Post by: xSilverPhinx on March 20, 2018, 10:55:23 AM
That's so unfair! I also want to be an Antichrist. Is there a club I can join? :popcorn:
Title: Re: Things you find on Facebook
Post by: Tank on March 20, 2018, 01:14:16 PM
That's so unfair! I also want to be an Antichrist. Is there a club I can join? :popcorn:
Your already an administrator here. What more do you want? :D
Title: Re: Things you find on Facebook
Post by: Old Seer on March 20, 2018, 08:58:53 PM
I found a doozy.  I know this is Landover Baptist, but I can swear I've heard fundies actually make this argument:

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Apparently people haven't been peeing either for a long time.
CRANKED SCIENCE as usual. 
Title: Re: Things you find on Facebook
Post by: Old Seer on March 20, 2018, 09:00:05 PM
Icarus beat me to it, one can only assume that theists never piss, crap, flush the loo, wash themselves, their clothes, their cars or water their lawns or gardens! Etc.
Yup, me too. I didn't read the posts in advance.
Title: Re: Things you find on Facebook
Post by: xSilverPhinx on March 23, 2018, 03:26:25 AM
That's so unfair! I also want to be an Antichrist. Is there a club I can join? :popcorn:
Your already an administrator here. What more do you want? :D

Peace.  :levitate:

But I guess you're right. I don't want to be an Antichrist anymore. And I'd bet antichrist meetings would be rather dull, I mean, what would they talk about? The end of the world is near...again? ::) 

Have fun Antichristing on Facebook! :lol:
Title: Re: Things you find on Facebook
Post by: Magdalena on March 23, 2018, 05:43:43 AM
Apparently I am the Antichrist!
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Title: Re: Things you find on Facebook
Post by: Tank on August 14, 2018, 09:16:19 AM
Butt hurt Muslim on Facebook!

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Title: Re: Things you find on Facebook
Post by: Dave on August 14, 2018, 10:21:35 AM
Scrapped 'cos on further checking I was possibly incorrect.
Title: Re: Things you find on Facebook
Post by: Sandra Craft on August 14, 2018, 09:22:22 PM
Butt hurt Muslim on Facebook!

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If he does that for everyone who's derogatory about The Prophet on FB, he won't have time for anything else.  Which is probably just as well.
Title: Re: Things you find on Facebook
Post by: Dave on August 14, 2018, 10:02:06 PM
Just so long as he does not petition for a fatwa!
Title: Re: Things you find on Facebook
Post by: Bluenose on August 14, 2018, 11:10:42 PM
Butt hurt Muslim on Facebook!

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You know, this is the sort of thing that really bugs me about religious types.  The idea that one cannot criticise anything about their favourite collection of ancient folk tales.  I'm sorry, but if someone in your holy book is a misogynistic paedophile, I'm going to call him a misogynistic paedophile.
Title: Re: Things you find on Facebook
Post by: Tank on August 15, 2018, 09:37:11 AM
Just so long as he does not petition for a fatwa!

Why? I would wear a fatwa with pride.
Title: Re: Things you find on Facebook
Post by: xSilverPhinx on August 15, 2018, 01:43:47 PM
Butt hurt Muslim on Facebook!

(https://imageshack.com/a/img921/8800/v43jmv.jpg)

:lol:

Go Tank!  :cheerleader: