Jokes Thread (Was named Anyone know any good jokes ? I'll start :D )

[Tom62]

[No one]

No signal from Trump's brain to his lips.

[Tom62]

The word "nothing" is a palindrome.

"Nothing" backwards is "gnihton".

Which also means nothing....

[Davin]

That reminds me of the word that is always spelled wrong.

[Essie Mae]

Why did the caterpillar traverse the Mobius strip? To get to the same side.

Oh, good jokes? No, don't have any of them.

I think that's very good, or maybe 'so bad it's good'

[Essie Mae]

My grandpa has the heart of the lion and a lifetime ban from the zoo.

I don't trust stairs because they're always up to something.

And the worst of the worst:

What kind of concert only costs 45 cents? A 50 Cent concert featuring Nickelback.

The world would be a sadder place if we didn't have these to groan at. Keep'em coming.

[No one]

Why can't lifeguards save hippies?




Because they're too far out, man.

[Essie Mae]

Grooooan

[Guardian85]

What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison?


A small medium at large!

[Dave]

I refer you to Essie's response.

[joeactor]

The toilet bomber struck at the police station. Police say they have nothing to go on.
He's also bombed the prison toilets. Prisoners have been seen going over the wall.

[Magdalena]

[Magdalena]

[xSilverPhinx]

^

[No one]

Did you hear about that prisoner with the stutter?




He died before he could finish his sentence.