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Atheists are christians

Started by Jonesboy, February 19, 2012, 04:13:10 AM

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Asmodean

Quote from: En_Route on February 20, 2012, 11:59:54 PM
Just don't get me started on armadillos.
Wombats. Wombats are buddhist, yes?
Quote from: Ecurb Noselrub on July 25, 2013, 08:18:52 PM
In Asmo's grey lump,
wrath and dark clouds gather force.
Luxembourg trembles.

Tank

Quote from: Asmodean on February 21, 2012, 08:45:54 AM
Quote from: En_Route on February 20, 2012, 11:59:54 PM
Just don't get me started on armadillos.
Wombats. Wombats are buddhist, yes?
No. Wombats have a unique Gia based spirituality as they live so close to the earth.
If religions were TV channels atheism is turning the TV off.
"Religion is a culture of faith; science is a culture of doubt." ― Richard P. Feynman
'It is said that your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. That is true, it's called Life.' - Terry Pratchett
Remember, your inability to grasp science is not a valid argument against it.

Asmodean

Quote from: Tank on February 21, 2012, 08:52:53 AM
Quote from: Asmodean on February 21, 2012, 08:45:54 AM
Quote from: En_Route on February 20, 2012, 11:59:54 PM
Just don't get me started on armadillos.
Wombats. Wombats are buddhist, yes?
No. Wombats have a unique Gia based spirituality as they live so close to the earth.
Final Fantasy kind of Gaia?  :o Schweet!
Quote from: Ecurb Noselrub on July 25, 2013, 08:18:52 PM
In Asmo's grey lump,
wrath and dark clouds gather force.
Luxembourg trembles.

Tank

Quote from: Asmodean on February 21, 2012, 09:05:40 AM
Quote from: Tank on February 21, 2012, 08:52:53 AM
Quote from: Asmodean on February 21, 2012, 08:45:54 AM
Quote from: En_Route on February 20, 2012, 11:59:54 PM
Just don't get me started on armadillos.
Wombats. Wombats are buddhist, yes?
No. Wombats have a unique Gia based spirituality as they live so close to the earth.
Final Fantasy kind of Gaia?  :o Schweet!
Yes. But it's a secret. Kangaroos follow the same philosophy, but only intermittently. The idea was first thought up by tortoises.
If religions were TV channels atheism is turning the TV off.
"Religion is a culture of faith; science is a culture of doubt." ― Richard P. Feynman
'It is said that your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. That is true, it's called Life.' - Terry Pratchett
Remember, your inability to grasp science is not a valid argument against it.

Asmodean

...And just like that, the trollish thread was trolled right back  ;D
Quote from: Ecurb Noselrub on July 25, 2013, 08:18:52 PM
In Asmo's grey lump,
wrath and dark clouds gather force.
Luxembourg trembles.

Amicale

Quote from: Asmodean on February 21, 2012, 09:18:31 AM
...And just like that, the trollish thread was trolled right back  ;D

I love HAF.  ;D


"Our lives are not our own. From womb to tomb we are bound to others. By every crime and act of kindness we birth our future." - Cloud Atlas

"To live in the hearts of those we leave behind is to never die." -Carl Sagan

En_Route

Quote from: Tank on February 21, 2012, 09:09:07 AM
Quote from: Asmodean on February 21, 2012, 09:05:40 AM
Quote from: Tank on February 21, 2012, 08:52:53 AM
Quote from: Asmodean on February 21, 2012, 08:45:54 AM
Quote from: En_Route on February 20, 2012, 11:59:54 PM
Just don't get me started on armadillos.
Wombats. Wombats are buddhist, yes?
No. Wombats have a unique Gia based spirituality as they live so close to the earth.
Final Fantasy kind of Gaia?  :o Schweet!
Yes. But it's a secret. Kangaroos follow the same philosophy, but only intermittently. The idea was first thought up by tortoises.

But where does the Shellfish Gene fit into all this?
Some ideas are so stupid only an intellectual could believe them (Orwell).

Asmodean

Quote from: En_Route on February 21, 2012, 07:15:13 PM
But where does the Shellfish Gene fit into all this?
It gives birth to Shellfiroth, who is evil. And cool. But also evil. But cool.
Quote from: Ecurb Noselrub on July 25, 2013, 08:18:52 PM
In Asmo's grey lump,
wrath and dark clouds gather force.
Luxembourg trembles.

En_Route

Evil is cool. As are stockings.
Some ideas are so stupid only an intellectual could believe them (Orwell).

Dobermonster

Quote from: En_Route on February 21, 2012, 11:08:29 PM
Evil is cool. As are stockings.

Only thigh-highs. Anything with 'pantie control' is definitely evil, but not cool.

statichaos

Quote from: En_Route on February 21, 2012, 11:08:29 PM
Evil is cool. As are stockings.

Evil is boring at best, and annoying at worst.

Amicale

Quote from: Dobermonster on February 22, 2012, 12:42:29 AM
Quote from: En_Route on February 21, 2012, 11:08:29 PM
Evil is cool. As are stockings.

Only thigh-highs. Anything with 'pantie control' is definitely evil, but not cool.



"Our lives are not our own. From womb to tomb we are bound to others. By every crime and act of kindness we birth our future." - Cloud Atlas

"To live in the hearts of those we leave behind is to never die." -Carl Sagan

The Magic Pudding

Quote from: statichaos on February 22, 2012, 02:20:36 AM
Evil is boring at best, and annoying at worst.

I'd expect a Dalek to have a better understanding of it than that.

Ali

Quote from: statichaos on February 22, 2012, 02:20:36 AM
Quote from: En_Route on February 21, 2012, 11:08:29 PM
Evil is cool. As are stockings.

Evil is boring at best, and annoying at worst.

Depends on what you call evil.  Some things that religions call evil are actually quite fun.

From Timequake by Kurt Vonnegut.

Quote"God created the heaven and the earth," the old, long-out-of-print science fiction writer went
on. "And the earth was without form, and void, and darkness was upon the face of the deep. And
the spirit of God moved upon the face of the waters. Satan could have done this herself, but she
thought it was stupid, action for the sake of action. What was the point? She didn't say anything
at first.

"But Satan began to worry about God when He said, 'Let there be light,' and there was light.
She had to wonder, 'What in heck does He think He's doing? How far does He intend to go, and
does He expect me to help Him take care of all this crazy stuff?'

"And then the shit really hit the fan. God made man and woman, beautiful little miniatures of
Him and her, and turned them loose to see what might become of them. The Garden of Eden,"
said Trout, "might be considered the prototype for the Colosseum and the Roman Games."

"Satan," he said, "couldn't undo anything God had done. She could at least try to make
existence for His little toys less painful. She could see what He couldn't: To be alive was to be
either bored or scared stiff. So she filled an apple with all sorts of ideas that might at least relieve
the boredom, such as rules for games with cards and dice, and how to fuck, and recipes for beer
and wine and whiskey, and pictures of different plants that were smokable, and so on. And
instructions on how to make music and sing and dance real crazy, real sexy. And how to spout
blasphemy when they stubbed their toes.

"Satan had a serpent give Eve the apple. Eve took a bite and handed it to Adam. He took a bite,
and then they fucked."

"I grant you," said Trout, "that some of the ideas in the apple had catastrophic side effects for a
minority of those who tried them." Let it be noted here that Trout himself was not an alcoholic, a
junkie, a gambler, or a sex fiend. He just wrote.

"All Satan wanted to do was help, and she did in many cases," he concluded. "And her record
for promoting nostrutms with occasionally dreadful side effects is no worse than that of the most
reputable pharmaceutical houses of the present day."

En_Route

Quote from: Dobermonster on February 22, 2012, 12:42:29 AM
Quote from: En_Route on February 21, 2012, 11:08:29 PM
Evil is cool. As are stockings.

Only thigh-highs. Anything with 'pantie control' is definitely evil, but not cool.


Any form of control in that region is to be deplored.
Some ideas are so stupid only an intellectual could believe them (Orwell).