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Bookmark this for when you want a good laugh.
« on: May 28, 2011, 09:03:43 PM »
http://www.6000years.org/

There is really nothing to say other than to visit it when you want an easy read for laughs.

Hopefully this site has never been posted before. I can't remember how I discovered it, but have had it bookmarked for a while and read it every so often.
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Re: Bookmark this for when you want a good laugh.
« Reply #1 on: May 28, 2011, 09:21:46 PM »
Well, that seals it for me. I'm a believer now. I mean they have pictures and everything!

I did get a good laugh, and I groaned quite a bit.
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Re: Bookmark this for when you want a good laugh.
« Reply #2 on: May 28, 2011, 09:26:37 PM »
Well, that seals it for me. I'm a believer now. I mean they have pictures and everything!

I did get a good laugh, and I groaned quite a bit.

Did you actually find the link to enter the site? It took me a while, seeing as it's so poorly designed.
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Re: Bookmark this for when you want a good laugh.
« Reply #3 on: May 28, 2011, 09:32:09 PM »
Well, that seals it for me. I'm a believer now. I mean they have pictures and everything!

I did get a good laugh, and I groaned quite a bit.

Did you actually find the link to enter the site? It took me a while, seeing as it's so poorly designed.

Yep, I clicked on the thing that said, "Click Here to Enter". Also clicked on the photo of the parting of the Red Sea. Both took me in to different parts of the site. Read all about Noah's Ark and hot a great laugh from that one!
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Re: Bookmark this for when you want a good laugh.
« Reply #4 on: May 28, 2011, 09:42:03 PM »
For laughs or to cry?

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Re: Bookmark this for when you want a good laugh.
« Reply #5 on: May 28, 2011, 09:44:31 PM »
Well, that seals it for me. I'm a believer now. I mean they have pictures and everything!

I did get a good laugh, and I groaned quite a bit.

Did you actually find the link to enter the site? It took me a while, seeing as it's so poorly designed.

Yep, I clicked on the thing that said, "Click Here to Enter". Also clicked on the photo of the parting of the Red Sea. Both took me in to different parts of the site. Read all about Noah's Ark and hot a great laugh from that one!

Just wanted to make sure since there is funny on the homepage alone.
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Re: Bookmark this for when you want a good laugh.
« Reply #6 on: May 28, 2011, 09:46:25 PM »
For laughs or to cry?

(I like your second sig, btw  8) )

Haha, I suppose that would depend on the individual reading it. Thank you for the compliment, it's one of my favorite quotes, though I'm not sure where it originated from. There is a bit of controversy about that.
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Re: Bookmark this for when you want a good laugh.
« Reply #7 on: July 12, 2011, 10:01:48 PM »
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More and more "fresh" fossils are being found - with blood still inside.


Maybe a T-Rex is waiting in the woods behind my house to gobble me up!

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Re: Bookmark this for when you want a good laugh.
« Reply #8 on: August 11, 2011, 12:00:44 AM »
Do you think the people who put this together really think this is evidence, or are they just trying to present information they know is false to convince others.

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« Reply #9 on: September 10, 2011, 12:25:50 PM »
There is only one thing to do now... (facepalm).


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« Reply #10 on: September 13, 2011, 01:00:45 PM »
This is all fairly accurate and true. Especially the idea that Pre-Flood Earth saw an abundance of giant hairy beavers. I saw some of my great-grandfather's porn once in my youth, and I'm pretty sure he was probably about Noah's age. Giant hairy beavers everywhere.
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Re: Bookmark this for when you want a good laugh.
« Reply #11 on: September 16, 2011, 05:12:34 AM »
This is all fairly accurate and true. Especially the idea that Pre-Flood Earth saw an abundance of giant hairy beavers. I saw some of my great-grandfather's porn once in my youth, and I'm pretty sure he was probably about Noah's age. Giant hairy beavers everywhere.
:D I think the Flood happened sometime around 1973 (dated via Playboy!)
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« Reply #12 on: September 16, 2011, 05:53:24 AM »
This is all fairly accurate and true. Especially the idea that Pre-Flood Earth saw an abundance of giant hairy beavers. I saw some of my great-grandfather's porn once in my youth, and I'm pretty sure he was probably about Noah's age. Giant hairy beavers everywhere.
:D I think the Flood happened sometime around 1973 (dated via Playboy!)

 :D  You got that right. :D
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« Reply #13 on: September 16, 2011, 08:17:18 AM »
I think we might be on to something here. We saw in another thread that Adam and Eve were created without body hair and kept themselves nicely waxed in the Garden of Eden. Maybe Yahweh hates body hair as much as he hates idolators and heathens, and this is why he sent the Flood, to wash away all those giant hairy beavers that had come to populate the earth!
Maybe the text of Genesis should really read something like;

'The Lord saw that humanity had become thoroughly hairy on the earth and that they never waxed or shaved their body hair. The Lord regretted making human beings on the earth, and he was heartbroken. So the Lord said, “I will wipe off of the land the human race that I’ve created: from human beings to giant hairy beavers to 1970s porn stars to furry snakes, because I regret I ever made them.” But as for Noah, the Lord approved of him, he was the best shaven man of his generation.'
« Last Edit: September 16, 2011, 08:32:51 AM by Too Few Lions »

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« Reply #14 on: September 16, 2011, 09:23:18 AM »
Let us pray to the Father, the Son, and the Holy Gillette...
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