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MY SISTER MARY

Started by loghomes, August 20, 2007, 03:23:33 AM

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MARY, MARY, MARY, I'm so impressed!

You sold your car for more than it's blue
book value and gave the proceeds to
the salvation army so it can rescue drunks
off the street so they don't freeze. (I hope
you realize they don't actually rescue
anyone? You pay to stay there!)

Yes, you have finally decided that if you
are going to call yourself christian, that
you have to behave like one?

I'm just so shocked. When you go to
Walmart, and they smack you on the
cheek with a $100 bill, you turn the
other cheek and give them $200!

What an example you are!

I'm just blow-N away!

Yes, I hear that you are really taking
Mark 14: 26-33 seriously and you have
sold your half of the house and are
renting it back from your new landlord
and have given the proceeds to a charity
that hands out free sandwiches and
drinks to homeless people on portage
avenue.

Mary you are the definition of a "saint!"

And you even sold your half of Gerald's
farm machinery!

And you are giving 95% of your wages
to gay prostitutes as well, because jesus
said it twice. You gave your savings
away too?

Jesus must be serious afterall, no heaven
if you don't obey! (He's such a bully!)
(The spoiled brat!)

Luke 18: 18-22 confirms it, so you have
even sold your bible and wedding rings
and given away the computer and are
now living on the street in toronto be-
cause you didn't have any money for
the rent! And now you have to wait
in line at a homeless shelter to read
your email? Don't you miss your new
sofa?

Wow, Mary, you are a real christian,
and an idiot!

Now, wouldn't it have been smarter to
keep the car, so you can rescue home
less people yourself and bring them
home, or help them get welfare and a
job?

And you could make sandwiches your
self and hand them out on the street!

And if you kept your salary, you could
rent an office space on main and consul
people on how to succeed in life, instead
of living on the street yourself as jesus
requires you to!

But instead, you talked lawrence and
lorna into selling everything they own
as well, and now they are living on the
street in calcutta!

You christians, you are way wacko!

You're laffin, you say, that you didn't
do any of this ? ? ?

Now wait a minute Mary, if you didn't
do any of this, then you are not a
christian!

But, how do you be a christian and
disobey jesus, Mary?

Oh, I see, you pick the cherries out
of the can of fruit salad and leave
the rest for someone else?

That's called being a hypocrit, Mary?

You just like calling yourself a christian
when you think it makes you look good?

You wouldn't know how to be good
with out this cult which you got along
fine without before?

Perhaps you can get them to invent
some excuses so you can be a christian
and not be one at the same time!

It would make a lot more sense to simply
wisen up and see what a crock the
buy bull is, Mary.

Let's face it, Mary, not only are you not
a christian, but you are smart enuff to
realize, that you wouldn't want to be one.

Because to be one, means you are an idiot!

But since you're not, there are just
so many more valuable things you could
be doing, like stopping the world govern-
ment from it's evil plans?

STOP BEING AFRAID TO LIVE!

By being a christian you are depriving the
world of a better Mary! Be free to be good!

Look at how much more time you now have
that you have finally gotten rid of that silly
hobby, christianity! Nity, sounds like lice!

And you even get to keep your digital camera
and china!

Doesn't that feel so much better than being
a christian?

And all those people you were so afraid of
impressing at your church?

You can now see that they are no more
christian than satan! They are pure hypocrits!

Jesus never said to build a building. All that
money they wasted would have fed how many?

You were fooled by wolves in sheep's clothing!
So nice on the outside, so full of shit on the
inside!