DNA Teleportation

[Achronos]

What's going on down there in Australia? Strange claims, I hear:

A Nobel prizewinner is reporting that DNA can be generated from its teleported "quantum imprint"

A STORM of scepticism has greeted experimental results emerging from the lab of a Nobel laureate which, if confirmed, would shake the foundations of several fields of science. "If the results are correct," says theoretical chemist Jeff Reimers of the University of Sydney, Australia, "these would be the most significant experiments performed in the past 90 years, demanding re-evaluation of the whole conceptual framework of modern chemistry."

[The Magic Pudding]

What's going on down there in Australia? Strange claims, I hear:

We've been having a lot of trouble with fluorescent raccoons lately, I suspect they have contaminated the findings.