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Re: Creationist/Flat Earth/Etc Images
« Reply #150 on: May 12, 2017, 02:05:51 PM »


Butt why is Carl holding up 8 fingers? Because he was a fake scientist who can't count, therefore the earth is flat.
I'm truly sorry, but I can't keep explaining this simple thing to you over and over again hoping that you'll finally understand something so simple and obvious.
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Re: Creationist/Flat Earth/Etc Images
« Reply #151 on: May 13, 2017, 02:43:54 PM »


Butt why is Carl holding up 8 fingers? Because he was a fake scientist who can't count, therefore the earth is flat.

Creationist-level flawlessness.  :golfclap:
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Re: Creationist/Flat Earth/Etc Images
« Reply #152 on: May 13, 2017, 06:19:37 PM »


Butt why is Carl holding up 8 fingers? Because he was a fake scientist who can't count, therefore the earth is flat.

Creationist-level flawlessness.  :golfclap:

Thanks ;D

It's not that hard simply empty your mind of a rational thought and reason, basically discard all accumulated knowledge and the ability to think.

Another way to think about it,  try to become a lump of coal, or better yet a fossilized piece of dinosaur poop...and you too can think and rationalize like a creationist.
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Re: Creationist/Flat Earth/Etc Images
« Reply #153 on: May 16, 2017, 12:12:03 AM »
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Re: Creationist/Flat Earth/Etc Images
« Reply #154 on: May 16, 2017, 12:13:27 AM »
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Re: Creationist/Flat Earth/Etc Images
« Reply #155 on: May 16, 2017, 07:49:49 AM »
Cute one...


Face palmy one...

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Re: Creationist/Flat Earth/Etc Images
« Reply #156 on: May 16, 2017, 02:10:17 PM »
^^The kat one is so fucking true, love that!
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Re: Creationist/Flat Earth/Etc Images
« Reply #157 on: May 18, 2017, 02:57:53 PM »

Tomorrow is precious, don't ruin it by fouling up today.

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Re: Creationist/Flat Earth/Etc Images
« Reply #158 on: May 18, 2017, 03:19:35 PM »
^^Excelllent^^!


Be prepared to finally agree 100% with the Flat Earth Society!











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Re: Creationist/Flat Earth/Etc Images
« Reply #159 on: May 18, 2017, 04:15:36 PM »
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Re: Creationist/Flat Earth/Etc Images
« Reply #160 on: May 18, 2017, 04:18:41 PM »
^ whoot...revised edition  ::)

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Re: Creationist/Flat Earth/Etc Images
« Reply #162 on: June 30, 2017, 06:46:08 PM »

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Re: Creationist/Flat Earth/Etc Images
« Reply #163 on: June 30, 2017, 06:47:49 PM »


What the fuck is she talking about lol

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Re: Creationist/Flat Earth/Etc Images
« Reply #164 on: June 30, 2017, 07:21:50 PM »

My relief routine, once the "wet" phase finished, was to wrap the area in cling film then wear a modified t-shirt that was tight around my torso. That very much reduced the biggest problem, friction - even one's own breath on the tiny body hairs hurts! Then sleep, wrapped tightly in the duvet and in a nest of pillows and cushions sitting on the sofa.

Friction is hell but, since an absence of contact is not easy to achieve and every air mivement hurts,, a constant overall pressure is second best. Just don't wriggle or fidget! Dose up on Tylenol plus aspirin. There is not much that can get at the virus itself, you can only try to alleviate the gross symptoms. That person must have wasted a small fortune not getting much relief at all! Idiot!
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