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Started by Recusant, April 27, 2016, 07:04:26 PM

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Quote from: Magdalena on April 29, 2016, 05:59:01 PM
Quote from: Pasta Chick on April 29, 2016, 05:47:25 PM
I would beyond pissed off about the radio joke. Way crossing a line on the DJs part. I generally hate that type of joke, though, as it relies on getting someone mad or upset which just isn't funny to me.

I personally don't feel any particular insecurities about my vagina - anyone worried about (or willing to give grief about) the smell has clearly never smelled a pair of balls at the end of the day. But I wouldn't bring it up, because it will invariably be met by snickers and jokes about tuna, which is just aggravating.
That's exactly what the conversation was about with this guy I told you about--fish smelling vaginas.  ::) I said to him, "I don't know who you're sleeping with, but not all women's vagina smells like fish, if her vagina smells like fish she probably has an infection." He remained quiet for a second, thinking about it.
I once had a little thing going with a woman whose vagina did have sort of a fishy odor to it.
But she did work in a fish smokey and had a distinct aroma of smoked cod all over, so it might be a special case.  ;D


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Icarus

You know what is super cool about this forum? There are subjects that we can discuss without getting too much bent out of shape.  Apparently nothing is sacred, which is feeble pun.

Biggus Dickus

Quote from: Icarus on May 07, 2016, 03:37:21 AM
You know what is super cool about this forum? There are subjects that we can discuss without getting too much bent out of shape.  Apparently nothing is sacred, which is feeble pun.

I don't think I can agree with you Icarus, at least not until we have a separate thread and discussion about the "PENIS'.
"Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair."

Magdalena

Quote from: Bruno de la Pole on May 07, 2016, 04:19:46 AM
Quote from: Icarus on May 07, 2016, 03:37:21 AM
You know what is super cool about this forum? There are subjects that we can discuss without getting too much bent out of shape.  Apparently nothing is sacred, which is feeble pun.

I don't think I can agree with you Icarus, at least not until we have a separate thread and discussion about the "PENIS'.
Oh! Bruno, he has his own thread, don't you know?  :smileshake:
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Please continue with the "PENIS'. discussion.

"I've had several "spiritual" or numinous experiences over the years, but never felt that they were the product of anything but the workings of my own mind in reaction to the universe." ~Recusant

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Ecurb Noselrub

Quote from: Magdalena on May 07, 2016, 04:37:43 AM

Please continue with the "PENIS'. discussion.

What is your favorite type of penis and why?

Magdalena

Quote from: Ecurb Noselrub on May 07, 2016, 09:44:09 PM
Quote from: Magdalena on May 07, 2016, 04:37:43 AM

Please continue with the "PENIS'. discussion.

What is your favorite type of penis and why?
I'm not sure what "type of penis" means. What types are there? I guess one that does what it's supposed to is a favorable one?  :shrug:

What is your favorite type of penis and why?


"I've had several "spiritual" or numinous experiences over the years, but never felt that they were the product of anything but the workings of my own mind in reaction to the universe." ~Recusant

Ecurb Noselrub

Quote from: Magdalena on May 07, 2016, 11:49:24 PM
Quote from: Ecurb Noselrub on May 07, 2016, 09:44:09 PM
Quote from: Magdalena on May 07, 2016, 04:37:43 AM

Please continue with the "PENIS'. discussion.

What is your favorite type of penis and why?
I'm not sure what "type of penis" means. What types are there? I guess one that does what it's supposed to is a favorable one?  :shrug:

What is your favorite type of penis and why?

I was leaving the door open for a creative answer on your part.

My favorite type is "mine" because it's the only one I've got.

Magdalena

Quote from: Ecurb Noselrub on May 08, 2016, 01:40:49 AM
Quote from: Magdalena on May 07, 2016, 11:49:24 PM
Quote from: Ecurb Noselrub on May 07, 2016, 09:44:09 PM
Quote from: Magdalena on May 07, 2016, 04:37:43 AM

Please continue with the "PENIS'. discussion.

What is your favorite type of penis and why?
I'm not sure what "type of penis" means. What types are there? I guess one that does what it's supposed to is a favorable one?  :shrug:

What is your favorite type of penis and why?

I was leaving the door open for a creative answer on your part.

My favorite type is "mine" because it's the only one I've got.
Creative, or pornographic?  :eyebrow:
I thought my answer was creative.  :shrug:

"I've had several "spiritual" or numinous experiences over the years, but never felt that they were the product of anything but the workings of my own mind in reaction to the universe." ~Recusant

Biggus Dickus

I prefer them circumcised, as it gives them an identity, because without the cut it's seem like they have no face, no personality, very dull.

It's like a looking at a martian, but hey, that's me.
"Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair."

Ecurb Noselrub

Quote from: Bruno de la Pole on May 08, 2016, 03:16:27 AM
I prefer them circumcised, as it gives them an identity, because without the cut it's seem like they have no face, no personality, very dull.

It's like a looking at a martian, but hey, that's me.

Have to agree.  It's like pulling off a mask - it reveals the true essence.