Fake Doctor arrested for giving door to door breast exams

[Asmodean]

If I were a woman and married with seven grown up sons, I'd probably call the boys to sort the creep out 

Nevermind the sons, I would set seven grown wolfdogs on him.

Sons of Asmodean would make far more ferocious adversaries 

[Sandra Craft]

...steal my idea.  

I was thinking that if you were inclined to do this, you'd just need to wear one of those "Official Boob Inspector" t-shirts.  Then you could claim you were just joking when you offered the free breast exams and you thought the women were going along with the gag.  

If I were a woman and married with seven grown up sons, I'd probably call the boys to sort the creep out  

Nevermind the sons, I would set seven grown wolfdogs on him.

Since I lack either sons or wolfdogs of any age, and DeeDee is too fluffy to be intimidating, I'd have to rest on the protective arm of the law:  "Yes, Officer, I'd like to order two of your largest vice cops, and have them bring a stun gun.  I've always wanted to see one in action."

[Chronos]

Sorry but I'm shocked that anyone believed him; I would have called the police after having heard his sales pitch with him safely locked outside.

A free breast exam in their own homes? Geting naked with a stranger in their own homes? Getting naked with a stranger of the opposite sex in their own homes?

Really? Is that all it takes?

[Asmodean]

Really? Is that all it takes?

Ever seen a porno..?

That's probably what inspired the creep 

[Sandra Craft]

Really? Is that all it takes?

Ever seen a porno..?

That's probably what inspired the creep 

So keep a police whistle close by the next time you order pizza delivery.

[Asmodean]

So keep a police whistle close by the next time you order pizza delivery.

...And a BIG roller pin when you are expecting a plumber to fix them leaky pipes. 

[xSilverPhinx]

If I were a woman and married with seven grown up sons, I'd probably call the boys to sort the creep out  

Nevermind the sons, I would set seven grown wolfdogs on him.

Sons of Asmodean would make far more ferocious adversaries  

Ok, just to be safe, then maybe sons of Asmo and wolfdogs.

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I just can't stop wondering...did that guy really think that nobody would see what he was doing and the law enforcers wouldn't catch up to him?

[Sandra Craft]

So keep a police whistle close by the next time you order pizza delivery.

...And a BIG roller pin when you are expecting a plumber to fix them leaky pipes. 

Oh please, I'm never even going to mention the word "pipes" again to someone in coveralls.

[Troll god]

Some people are so sick. Goodness, it was terrible. These kind of people must not be allowed to get out of jail.