I think we might be on to something here. We saw in another thread that Adam and Eve were created without body hair and kept themselves nicely waxed in the Garden of Eden. Maybe Yahweh hates body hair as much as he hates idolators and heathens, and this is why he sent the Flood, to wash away all those giant hairy beavers that had come to populate the earth!
Maybe the text of Genesis should really read something like;
'The Lord saw that humanity had become thoroughly hairy on the earth and that they never waxed or shaved their body hair. The Lord regretted making human beings on the earth, and he was heartbroken. So the Lord said, “I will wipe off of the land the human race that I’ve created: from human beings to giant hairy beavers to 1970s porn stars to furry snakes, because I regret I ever made them.” But as for Noah, the Lord approved of him, he was the best shaven man of his generation.'