home made hot dog
fried sausage in a soft bread with fried onions, lettuce mayo, mustard and ketchup
What's wrong with the flavour of a fried snag, fresh bread and fried onions?
Why drown it in mayo, mustard and ketchup?
With that rubbish, you wouldn't know what you're eating.
Yeah, yeah, I know, you're a connoisseur of mayo mustard and ketchup. All you need is something to put them on.
Try a bit of inner tube next time. You won't know the difference and the rubber will be as soft as a poached egg after you put that crap on it.