User ranks are just fun titles we give to users based on their post count. The following is a list of those titles and the post counts associated with them:
Padawan Learner 0-49 - because I like Star Wars if you don't

Beginning to See the Wedge 50-100
Pupa 101-150 - cocoon stage of a butterfly
Has Received Bacon 151-200
Doesn't Believe in Mother Goose 201-250
Watches NOVA 251-300
The Believer That Wasn’t There 301-350
Knows what LaetusAtheos means.351-400 -because I always get asked.
Out of the Religious Closet 401-450
Loves the Peanuts 451-500
Subscribes to Free Inquiry 501-550
Can Define Jihad 551-600
Has Actually Read the Bible! 601-650
Hates Pat Robertson 651-665
Evil Inside 666
Not afraid of the Exorcist. 667-700 -it's not so scary if you don't believe in ghosts
Immune to Begging 701-750 - begging the question
Corbu is my homeboy 751-800 -Le Corbusier is a famous architect who is an atheist; my cat is named after him.
Free Of Childhood Neuroses 801-850
Worships Joe Pesci 851-900
Fought Curlett and Won! 901-950
The Dawkinator 951-1000
Living a Thoughtcrime 1001-1050
Sprach mit Zarathustra. 1051-1100
Grass is greener on my side.1101-1150 small spin on an old saying
Named My House Monticello 1151-1200
Buddies with Uncle Bert 1201-1250
Takes the Road Less Travelled 1251-1300
Almost a God 1301-1350
HAF Is My Life 1351-1400
Created God! 1401-1499
Older than the Big Bang 1500+