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Started by hermes2015, June 02, 2017, 09:31:55 AM

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hermes2015

Some may say that this belongs in the Jokes or Punishing Puns threads, but it is quite serious. This is a new contraception device to be used by men. The device is a tetrahedron, quite small, only 6 mm high, and the standard model  is available in plastic. For the more affluent, it is available in gold.





I think its use is fairly obvious, but if the less insightful among you want a detailed description of how to use it, let me know.
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Dave

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Ecurb Noselrub

OK, I'll bite and admit that I am less than insightful.  I want the instructions.  Better be good - I need a laugh.

hermes2015

Yes, Gloucester is 100% correct: you put it in your shoe and it makes you limp.

I can see Gloucester and I are coeval!
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OldGit

I thought you were meant to stuff it up your arse.

Biggus Dickus

Not sure how you do it on that side of the pond, but I imagine if I had one of those in each of my shoes, even if I was wearing them I could still make a go of the "Ole In-and-Out",...not like I'd be standing on my feet at the time, if you catch my horizontal drift. 8)
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Davin

Quote from: Father Bruno on June 02, 2017, 07:43:43 PM
Not sure how you do it on that side of the pond, but I imagine if I had one of those in each of my shoes, even if I was wearing them I could still make a go of the "Ole In-and-Out",...not like I'd be standing on my feet at the time, if you catch my horizontal drift. 8)
Also, I don't know if it's weird or not, but I tend to take my shoes off most of the time.
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hermes2015

Quote from: Davin on June 02, 2017, 07:56:38 PM
Quote from: Father Bruno on June 02, 2017, 07:43:43 PM
Not sure how you do it on that side of the pond, but I imagine if I had one of those in each of my shoes, even if I was wearing them I could still make a go of the "Ole In-and-Out",...not like I'd be standing on my feet at the time, if you catch my horizontal drift. 8)
Also, I don't know if it's weird or not, but I tend to take my shoes off most of the time.

Well. the catch is that the limpness persists long after you remove your shoes!
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Icarus

 Dependable contraception also works without devices when you become really, really old.

Tank

Quote from: OldGit on June 02, 2017, 03:54:28 PM
I thought you were meant to stuff it up your arse.
SMH. That's what your friends told you.
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Dave

Quote from: hermes2015 on June 02, 2017, 01:53:16 PM
Yes, Gloucester is 100% correct: you put it in your shoe and it makes you limp.

I can see Gloucester and I are coeval!

Actually just remembered the joke as I first heard it:

"Scientists have developed a male contraceptive pill. It is a quarter of an inch in diameter and made from ceramic. It is not swallowed but put in the shoe it makes the user limp."

One wit suggested using the alternative use of the "pill" as a bung!
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hermes2015

I have also heard a few different variants. I must confess I just wanted to show off my PC graphics skills with the tetrahedron renderings.
"Eventually everything connects - people, ideas, objects. The quality of the connections is the key to quality per se."
― Charles Eames