Whys

[Davin]

Why do people in the most need to calm down, do the opposite when told to?

[Magdalena]

Why do people in the most need to calm down, do the opposite when told to?

Because saying that to someone who needs to calm down is like adding wood and lighter fluid to a fire. 

[Biggus Dickus]

Why do people in the most need to calm down, do the opposite when told to?

Because saying that to someone who needs to calm down is like adding wood and lighter fluid to a fire. 

Why?

[Sandra Craft]

Why do people in the most need to calm down, do the opposite when told to?

Because saying that to someone who needs to calm down is like adding wood and lighter fluid to a fire. 

Why?

Maybe it sounds like telling someone who's angry that they have no real reason for anger?  It's dismissive and kind of bossy.

[Magdalena]

Why do people in the most need to calm down, do the opposite when told to?

Because saying that to someone who needs to calm down is like adding wood and lighter fluid to a fire. 

Why?

Maybe it sounds like telling someone who's angry that they have no real reason for anger?  It's dismissive and kind of bossy.

[Arturo]

But why tho?

[Magdalena]

Why...what?

[Magdalena]

Why do we have to drink a whole bottle of wine?
Why?
Why can't we just have one glass?

Dionysus, it's his fault! 

I drank a bottle of wine just now, took me about 1/2 hour, with Natcho flavour Pringles & hot tomato salsa.

But it was only a 187ml bottle - my ration for the week

One bottle of wine in 1/2 hour? I envy you. 
That's impressive!
It takes me many hours. 

Note the volume of the bottle, Mags. Only a quarter of a full size job. And maybe it takes me 45 minutes some weeks . . .
Young guy at the lunch table at work once asked how long a bottle of wine should last. Our boss said, "Mmm, an hour." I added, "Maybe hour abd a half."

"No," he replied, "after you recork it."

Boss and I looked at each other, paused, then said - in perfect unison and harmony - "Recork it!?"

I then instructed him in the Greek method of opening wine bottles - you push the cork in, then you have to finish the bottle!

Ha! Good one. 
Recork it! Ha!

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[Biggus Dickus]

I would also like to join this club, the...I've never watched one single episode of the "Walking Dead" Club. I've never watched on single episode of Game of Thrones, either, and I still don't have a cell phone.

Why Sister Magdalena, why don't you have a cell phone? Is it not allowed in the convent?

[Magdalena]

I would also like to join this club, the...I've never watched one single episode of the "Walking Dead" Club. I've never watched on single episode of Game of Thrones, either, and I still don't have a cell phone.

Why Sister Magdalena, why don't you have a cell phone? Is it not allowed in the convent?

[Biggus Dickus]

I would also like to join this club, the...I've never watched one single episode of the "Walking Dead" Club. I've never watched on single episode of Game of Thrones, either, and I still don't have a cell phone.

Why Sister Magdalena, why don't you have a cell phone? Is it not allowed in the convent?

These nuns have a cell phone, but maybe they have to share because they are not allowed to have one their own? Perhaps you could ask The Senora Madre if you could get one to share with your fellow sisters?

I think that would be nice.



Plus check out the cool nun-case you could get

[Magdalena]

I would also like to join this club, the...I've never watched one single episode of the "Walking Dead" Club. I've never watched on single episode of Game of Thrones, either, and I still don't have a cell phone.

Why Sister Magdalena, why don't you have a cell phone? Is it not allowed in the convent?

These nuns have a cell phone, but maybe they have to share because they are not allowed to have one their own? Perhaps you could ask The Senora Madre if you could get one to share with your fellow sisters?

I think that would be nice.



Plus check out the cool nun-case you could get

I'm still stuck here, Father Bruno. 


By the way...
You seem to have a...

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"thing"
for nuns, don't you? 

Why?

[Biggus Dickus]

I would also like to join this club, the...I've never watched one single episode of the "Walking Dead" Club. I've never watched on single episode of Game of Thrones, either, and I still don't have a cell phone.

Why Sister Magdalena, why don't you have a cell phone? Is it not allowed in the convent?

These nuns have a cell phone, but maybe they have to share because they are not allowed to have one their own? Perhaps you could ask The Senora Madre if you could get one to share with your fellow sisters?

I think that would be nice.



Plus check out the cool nun-case you could get

I'm still stuck here, Father Bruno. 


By the way...
You seem to have a...

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"thing"
for nuns, don't you? 

Why?

Probably due to some deep sexual-repressions resulting in the abuse I receive as a young child from the hands of the Bernardine Franciscan sisters who were at the Catholic School I had attended.

[Magdalena]

^^^^
I'm sorry to hear that, Father Bruno. 

[Arturo]

Nah hell no. Nuns are sexy.