Whys

[Dave]

Why does my mind seem to operate better earlyish in the morning, before any food or drink, after a night invariably disturbed by "bright ideas", dreams (mostly lucid), hip and other pains, visits to the loo etc. such that if I get four hours total sleep I consider it a good night?

[Arturo]

Maybe because like an engine in the winter it's warmed up by morning? And during the day you run it on empty.

Why do I let my Dad feed me unhealthy food?

[Dave]

Hmm, just realised, not only have I had no food or drink yet but neither have I taken my 6 morning cardiac medications . . .

[OldGit]

Much the same story with me, I'm afraid, as regards bad nights.  As for why you function better, in the mornings, I've no idea.  I don't.

[Ecurb Noselrub]

Why do fools fall in love?

[hermes2015]

Why do fools fall in love?

Perhaps because a fool and his money are soon married.

[Dave]

Why do fools fall in love?

Perhaps because a fool and his money are soon married.

Which leads to a fool being divorced of his money . . .

[Arturo]

Why do fools fall in love?

Perhaps because a fool and his money are soon married.

Which leads to a fool being divorced of his money . . .

Which a fool then turns to a life of causing problems for everyone else

[Magdalena]

Why do we have to drink a whole bottle of wine?
Why?
Why can't we just have one glass?

Dionysus, it's his fault! 

[Dave]

Why do we have to drink a whole bottle of wine?
Why?
Why can't we just have one glass?

Dionysus, it's his fault! 

Nacho
I drank a bottle of wine just now, took me about 1/2 hour, with Natcho flavour Pringles & hot tomato salsa.

But it was only a 187ml bottle - my ration for the week

[Magdalena]

Why do we have to drink a whole bottle of wine?
Why?
Why can't we just have one glass?

Dionysus, it's his fault! 

I drank a bottle of wine just now, took me about 1/2 hour, with Natcho flavour Pringles & hot tomato salsa.

But it was only a 187ml bottle - my ration for the week

One bottle of wine in 1/2 hour? I envy you. 
That's impressive!
It takes me many hours. 

[Biggus Dickus]

Why are the letters of the alphabet in the order they are in? Is it because of that song?

[Dave]

Why do we have to drink a whole bottle of wine?
Why?
Why can't we just have one glass?

Dionysus, it's his fault! 

I drank a bottle of wine just now, took me about 1/2 hour, with Natcho flavour Pringles & hot tomato salsa.

But it was only a 187ml bottle - my ration for the week

One bottle of wine in 1/2 hour? I envy you. 
That's impressive!
It takes me many hours. 

Note the volume of the bottle, Mags. Only a quarter of a full size job. And maybe it takes me 45 minutes some weeks . . .
Young guy at the lunch table at work once asked how long a bottle of wine should last. Our boss said, "Mmm, an hour." I added, "Maybe hour abd a half."

"No," he replied, "after you recork it."

Boss and I looked at each other, paused, then said - in perfect unison and harmony - "Recork it!?"

I then instructed him in the Greek method of opening wine bottles - you push the cork in, then you have to finish the bottle!

[Biggus Dickus]

Why are the letters of the alphabet in the order they are in? Is it because of that song?

Why do woman put mascara on with their mouths open, is it mandatory?

[Dave]

Why are the letters of the alphabet in the order they are in? Is it because of that song?

Why do woman put mascara on with their mouths open, is it mandatory?

Why do some people poke their tongue out of the sides of their mouths when doing a fiddly job with their hands?