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Re: The Worst Commercials Ever
« Reply #15 on: March 11, 2018, 12:09:03 AM »
Your judgement vindicated Silver.  That one is stupid. 

WTF is that fool selling?  Whatever it is I do not want any.   Just do it????  Well I am thinking of another thread where we learn about Kamikazi sky divers. Just do it ?   Well maybe not.

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Re: The Worst Commercials Ever
« Reply #16 on: March 11, 2018, 01:51:15 AM »
I don't think you can have one of these topics without mentioning the infamous Head On commercial.


This commercial was ridiculously annoying back when it was on the air and I remember thinking "Who in the world thought this was a good idea?". However now that I think about it, this was a meme before memes became a thing.

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Re: The Worst Commercials Ever
« Reply #17 on: March 11, 2018, 04:04:42 AM »
I like this one. I think it's funny.  ;D


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Turbotax is running some horrifying commercials this year. I have to turn away every time this one comes on because it freaks me out.

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Re: The Worst Commercials Ever
« Reply #18 on: March 11, 2018, 08:16:11 AM »
I like this one. I think it's funny.  ;D


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I've been thinking. This is what it looked like when Breatharian came to the forum.


Big old swastika on his chest and everyone was like, "What's that?" "He's a Satanist." "Oh, you're a Satanist?" "Tell us about it." "Yeah, tell us about it."  ;D
 >:(

Let it go Mags...let it go.  :levitate:


Turbotax is running some horrifying commercials this year. I have to turn away every time this one comes on because it freaks me out.

Yes, that is strange.  :notsure:


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Re: The Worst Commercials Ever
« Reply #19 on: March 11, 2018, 08:20:09 AM »
Speaking of spiritual, holy, and blessed things...

Losing your connection with god because you're busy, always in a hurry, don't have time to read the bible? Don't worry, here's "god, to go..Same god, but modern and mobile, god has gone digital too, try it."


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Re: The Worst Commercials Ever
« Reply #20 on: March 11, 2018, 05:04:10 PM »
Speaking of spiritual, holy, and blessed things...

Losing your connection with god because you're busy, always in a hurry, don't have time to read the bible? Don't worry, here's "god, to go..Same god, but modern and mobile, god has gone digital too, try it."


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uhhhhggg! The voice-over on that... sounds like Morgan Freeman's half brother, Morton Freeman.


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Re: The Worst Commercials Ever
« Reply #21 on: March 11, 2018, 06:46:08 PM »
uhhhhggg! The voice-over on that... sounds like Morgan Freeman's half brother, Morton Freeman.
"Morton...
Morgan Freeman's half brother."
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That's funny.


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Re: The Worst Commercials Ever
« Reply #22 on: March 13, 2018, 10:58:51 PM »
The spoken phrase from John 8:32 spoils the whole deal.  It says that; The truth shall set you free.    Methinks that to be a double edged sword.