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Started by Dave, February 25, 2017, 04:11:23 PM

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Dave

February 25, 2017, 04:11:23 PM
. . . a chocolate teapot.

That is an old one, but I heard one that was new to me today, "As much use as a carpet fitter's ladder."

Any more? Ones you have heard, ones you have made up? Ancient, silly or topical!
Tomorrow is precious, don't ruin it by fouling up today.
Passed Monday 10th Dec 2018 age 74

Pasta Chick

#1
February 25, 2017, 05:45:36 PM
Always the best:

(Audio not remotely safe for work)

Icarus

#2
February 25, 2017, 06:26:51 PM
tits on a boar.

xSilverPhinx

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February 25, 2017, 07:16:05 PM
Quote from: Gloucester on February 25, 2017, 04:11:23 PM
. . . a chocolate teapot.

Useless? Really?  :let'seat:

:P
I am what survives if it's slain - Zack Hemsey

Dave

#4
February 25, 2017, 08:48:14 PM
Tomorrow is precious, don't ruin it by fouling up today.
Passed Monday 10th Dec 2018 age 74

Tank

#5
February 25, 2017, 08:53:03 PM
Fishnet condom.
If religions were TV channels atheism is turning the TV off.
"Religion is a culture of faith; science is a culture of doubt." ― Richard P. Feynman
'It is said that your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. That is true, it's called Life.' - Terry Pratchett
Remember, your inability to grasp science is not a valid argument against it.

Tank

#6
February 25, 2017, 08:53:48 PM
A spring made of chewing gum.
If religions were TV channels atheism is turning the TV off.
"Religion is a culture of faith; science is a culture of doubt." ― Richard P. Feynman
'It is said that your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. That is true, it's called Life.' - Terry Pratchett
Remember, your inability to grasp science is not a valid argument against it.

Tank

#7
February 25, 2017, 08:54:05 PM
Budwiser.
If religions were TV channels atheism is turning the TV off.
"Religion is a culture of faith; science is a culture of doubt." ― Richard P. Feynman
'It is said that your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. That is true, it's called Life.' - Terry Pratchett
Remember, your inability to grasp science is not a valid argument against it.

Tank

#8
February 25, 2017, 08:54:55 PM
A wet match.
If religions were TV channels atheism is turning the TV off.
"Religion is a culture of faith; science is a culture of doubt." ― Richard P. Feynman
'It is said that your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. That is true, it's called Life.' - Terry Pratchett
Remember, your inability to grasp science is not a valid argument against it.

Tank

#9
February 25, 2017, 08:56:34 PM
A fish scale to Mozart.
If religions were TV channels atheism is turning the TV off.
"Religion is a culture of faith; science is a culture of doubt." ― Richard P. Feynman
'It is said that your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. That is true, it's called Life.' - Terry Pratchett
Remember, your inability to grasp science is not a valid argument against it.

Dave

#10
February 25, 2017, 08:58:49 PM
Tomorrow is precious, don't ruin it by fouling up today.
Passed Monday 10th Dec 2018 age 74

Tom62

#11
February 25, 2017, 09:45:44 PM
A Dutch soccer team.
The universe never did make sense; I suspect it was built on government contract.
Robert A. Heinlein

Tank

#12
February 26, 2017, 08:30:24 AM
If religions were TV channels atheism is turning the TV off.
"Religion is a culture of faith; science is a culture of doubt." ― Richard P. Feynman
'It is said that your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. That is true, it's called Life.' - Terry Pratchett
Remember, your inability to grasp science is not a valid argument against it.

Tank

#13
February 26, 2017, 08:31:06 AM
A metric spanner in America.
If religions were TV channels atheism is turning the TV off.
"Religion is a culture of faith; science is a culture of doubt." ― Richard P. Feynman
'It is said that your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. That is true, it's called Life.' - Terry Pratchett
Remember, your inability to grasp science is not a valid argument against it.

OldGit

#14
February 26, 2017, 09:26:29 AM
... an inflatable dartboard.
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