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Re: Bad Films
« Reply #15 on: January 30, 2017, 08:53:19 PM »
Anything with Russell Crowe.
Any comic book movie.
The new "Star Wars".
Anything with Kevin Hart, or Kevin James.
Anything with Matt or Damon Afflek.
Anything with Ben Stiller.
Anything with Will Ferrell.
Anything with Christian Bale.
Anything with Jamie Foxx.
Anything with Seth Rogen.
Anything with Jonah Hill.

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Re: Bad Films
« Reply #16 on: January 30, 2017, 09:26:58 PM »
I mostly watch bad films on MST3k or RiffTracks.

I watch rifftracks all the time. They play on this tv-like streaming site on the weekends. If you go there during the day it's anime and cartoons, but about 1 am est is when the riffs start. Of course there is a pst but nobody really uses that unless they missed a show they wanted to watch. They also have MST3k if you are willing to stay up that late.

MST3k streams all day on Pluto TV (free).

I've seen Trolls 2. Just. Uh. Don't.

(as opposed to Troll Hunters - quality film, that one!)

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Re: Bad Films
« Reply #17 on: January 30, 2017, 10:44:12 PM »
I mostly watch bad films on MST3k or RiffTracks.

 :chin: I had never heard of those two before...they sound really fun!
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Re: Bad Films
« Reply #18 on: January 30, 2017, 10:49:57 PM »
How could I forget Battlefield Earth? That movie was atrociously bad but I loved it, I must have watched it about 3 or 4 times or so...don't ask why.  :P

For those who don't know, it's based on a novel by L. Ron Hubbard, the creator of Scientology. Yep, Scientology.

Ever seen Trolls 2?

Don't.

Just the trailer...


Are you telling me you were able to sit through that whole pile of green muck?
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Re: Bad Films
« Reply #19 on: January 30, 2017, 10:55:45 PM »
Anything with Russell Crowe.

C'on, Gladiator wasn't so bad.

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Any comic book movie.
The new "Star Wars".

What? :o

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Anything with Kevin Hart, or Kevin James.
Anything with Matt or Damon Afflek.
Anything with Ben Stiller.
Anything with Will Ferrell.

Agree.

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Anything with Christian Bale.

 :o The Dark Knight wasn't so bad, though it was actually Heath Ledger who stole the show.

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Anything with Jamie Foxx.

I think there was one or two films of his that weren't so bad, though I don't remember the names.

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Anything with Seth Rogen.
Anything with Jonah Hill.

Agree. Those two are insufferable.

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Re: Bad Films
« Reply #20 on: January 31, 2017, 12:34:12 AM »
Anything with Russell Crowe.
Any comic book movie.
The new "Star Wars".
Anything with Kevin Hart, or Kevin James.
Anything with Matt or Damon Afflek.
Anything with Ben Stiller.
Anything with Will Ferrell.
Anything with Christian Bale.
Anything with Jamie Foxx.
Anything with Seth Rogen.
Anything with Jonah Hill.

You forgot Adam Sandler, but I don't blame you. I'd forget him too, if I could.
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Re: Bad Films
« Reply #21 on: January 31, 2017, 12:40:07 AM »
Anything with Russell Crowe.
Any comic book movie.
The new "Star Wars".
Anything with Kevin Hart, or Kevin James.
Anything with Matt or Damon Afflek.
Anything with Ben Stiller.
Anything with Will Ferrell.
Anything with Christian Bale.
Anything with Jamie Foxx.
Anything with Seth Rogen.
Anything with Jonah Hill.

You forgot Adam Sandler, but I don't blame you. I'd forget him too, if I could.

I had forgotten him but now all the memories have resurfaced. :-\

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Re: Bad Films
« Reply #22 on: January 31, 2017, 01:32:25 AM »
Well Recusant, the list of bad movies grows, for when you're in that inexplicable mood.  ;)
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Re: Bad Films
« Reply #23 on: January 31, 2017, 02:11:41 AM »
Caveman (Ringo Starr and Dennis Quaid) and Strange Brew (the McKenzie Brothers) are both spectacularly bad films that are intended to be bad.  They remind me of a few drunk dudes getting together and saying "let's make a movie". 
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Re: Bad Films
« Reply #24 on: January 31, 2017, 06:45:51 AM »
They sound like the type of films you can only watch while drunk... :drink:
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Re: Bad Films
« Reply #25 on: January 31, 2017, 08:02:06 AM »
May I nominate a reasonably entertaining film to this category for making me cringe at their depiction of Bose-Einstein Condensate?

Spectral (2016)
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Re: Bad Films
« Reply #26 on: January 31, 2017, 07:07:22 PM »
Nympomaniac. I only watched the first part. BF watched the second and says it's no better. Basically a girl sitting a stranger's bed after getting jumped in an alley recounting all dudes she's fucked. There's a lot of fly fishing allegory from him that you can tell is supposed to be symbolic, but it's just weird.

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Re: Bad Films
« Reply #27 on: February 01, 2017, 08:52:18 AM »
How could I forget Battlefield Earth? That movie was atrociously bad but I loved it, I must have watched it about 3 or 4 times or so...don't ask why.  :P

For those who don't know, it's based on a novel by L. Ron Hubbard, the creator of Scientology. Yep, Scientology.

Ever seen Trolls 2?

Don't.

Just the trailer...


Are you telling me you were able to sit through that whole pile of green muck?

Just the most famous scene where they were eating her.
But, uh...well there it is.
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Re: Bad Films
« Reply #28 on: February 01, 2017, 07:41:01 PM »
May I nominate a reasonably entertaining film to this category for making me cringe at their depiction of Bose-Einstein Condensate?

Spectral (2016)

I guess...:grin:
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Re: Bad Films
« Reply #29 on: February 01, 2017, 07:44:26 PM »
Nympomaniac. I only watched the first part. BF watched the second and says it's no better. Basically a girl sitting a stranger's bed after getting jumped in an alley recounting all dudes she's fucked. There's a lot of fly fishing allegory from him that you can tell is supposed to be symbolic, but it's just weird.

Sounds exceptionally unentertaining :eyebrow:
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