Behold. The Piglet Squid!!!

[Tank]

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The Piglet Squid, into the abyss lives a squid with Gonzo's face!

[Ecurb Noselrub]

Well, there it is. How strange!

[Dave]

Hmm, a squiglet?

[xSilverPhinx]

I want to squish it.

[No one]

I was thinking it was a short,  over weight, Petty Officer.

[Bad Penny II]

I want to squish it.

That's unkind, I'm going to have to reconsider my opinion of you.
I recommended you for the five year mission, I'm having doubts.

If it looks like Gonzo why call it Piglet, ah ye marketing and clicks

[xSilverPhinx]

That's unkind, I'm going to have to reconsider my opinion of you.
I recommended you for the five year mission, I'm having doubts.

It's a compulsion, I can't help it.   It looks like a balloon, and I do love popping balloons.

[Bad Penny II]

That's unkind, I'm going to have to reconsider my opinion of you.
I recommended you for the five year mission, I'm having doubts.

It's a compulsion, I can't help it.   It looks like a balloon, and I do love popping balloons.

Well there will be no Star Fleet for you.
You can't be trusted to attend a first contact without squishing the guest of honour.
I dread to think what the obligatory Vulcan would make of your compulsions.
I'm sorry but you will have to stay on Trump World until you fix your brain.

[xSilverPhinx]

That's unkind, I'm going to have to reconsider my opinion of you.
I recommended you for the five year mission, I'm having doubts.

It's a compulsion, I can't help it.   It looks like a balloon, and I do love popping balloons.

Well there will be no Star Fleet for you.
You can't be trusted to attend a first contact without squishing the guest of honour.
I dread to think what the obligatory Vulcan would make of your compulsions.
I'm sorry but you will have to stay on Trump World until you fix your brain.

And how do I fix my brain? 

[Ecurb Noselrub]

That's unkind, I'm going to have to reconsider my opinion of you.
I recommended you for the five year mission, I'm having doubts.

It's a compulsion, I can't help it.   It looks like a balloon, and I do love popping balloons.

Well there will be no Star Fleet for you.
You can't be trusted to attend a first contact without squishing the guest of honour.
I dread to think what the obligatory Vulcan would make of your compulsions.
I'm sorry but you will have to stay on Trump World until you fix your brain.

And how do I fix my brain? 

The first step is to admit that you have a problem.  Trump likes to grab things, you like to squish and pop things.  It's symptomatic of the same brain defect.

Step One - Say 100 times "I have a Trump brain."

Step Two - after the nausea subsides, go look at a Piglet Squid and see if the desire to pop and squish has diminished.

Repeat Steps One and Two until your brain is rewired.

Caution, don't run for President of Brazil until you fix this problem.

[xSilverPhinx]

That's unkind, I'm going to have to reconsider my opinion of you.
I recommended you for the five year mission, I'm having doubts.

It's a compulsion, I can't help it.   It looks like a balloon, and I do love popping balloons.

Well there will be no Star Fleet for you.
You can't be trusted to attend a first contact without squishing the guest of honour.
I dread to think what the obligatory Vulcan would make of your compulsions.
I'm sorry but you will have to stay on Trump World until you fix your brain.

And how do I fix my brain? 

The first step is to admit that you have a problem.  Trump likes to grab things, you like to squish and pop things.  It's symptomatic of the same brain defect.

Step One - Say 100 times "I have a Trump brain."

Step Two - after the nausea subsides, go look at a Piglet Squid and see if the desire to pop and squish has diminished.

Repeat Steps One and Two until your brain is rewired.

I'm a little skeptical that this form of conditioning would work. For one, associating Trump with anything just makes me angry. I'm sure that if I said "I have a Trump brain" ( ) 100 times it would only make the squishing and popping more violent.

I will give it a try, though.

Caution, don't run for President of Brazil until you fix this problem.

Unlike Trump I am fully aware that I am not fit for Office.