Author Topic: Would you buy this car?  (Read 1392 times)

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Re: Would you buy this car?
« Reply #30 on: February 17, 2017, 04:44:24 PM »
:notsure: I consider myself to be a practical person, so I ask: Does it get me from point A to point B?

I'm told by tithers people who are pleased with the car's performance that it does get them through life. Should I go by what other people say?
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Re: Would you buy this car?
« Reply #31 on: February 18, 2017, 02:17:19 AM »
:notsure: I consider myself to be a practical person, so I ask: Does it get me from point A to point B?

I'm told by tithers people who are pleased with the car's performance that it does get them through life. Should I go by what other people say?
It will take you wherever you want whenever you want. There is nowhere it can't go. If you can imagine the place it can take you there. And we have billions of satisfied customers. We had satisfied customers when all we had were camels, donkeys and horses. Believe and it will be yours. But don't forget to tithe!
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Re: Would you buy this car?
« Reply #32 on: February 18, 2017, 06:06:35 AM »
I bought that car for 25+ years.
Of course I was taught from birth that it was the only car there was and that if you didn't buy that car, you would be tortured for eternity.
Well you sold it in the end.
I doubt the car was sold.
Maybe for scrap
I think most just dump 'em
Leave in the parent's garage
Burning, I can't disapprove
but think about the emissions
Oh, oh, my, and who really cares

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Re: Would you buy this car?
« Reply #33 on: February 18, 2017, 06:39:06 AM »
What happens if:
A) I dent this car?
B) If another dents it?
C) If I crash it going
i) forwards
ii) backwards?

What repair facilities are available? Is a "no fault" insurance option available?
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Re: Would you buy this car?
« Reply #34 on: February 18, 2017, 06:42:17 AM »
Don't some insurances have an "act of God" clause?
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Re: Would you buy this car?
« Reply #35 on: February 18, 2017, 06:48:23 AM »
What happens if:
A) I dent this car?
B) If another dents it?
C) If I crash it going
i) forwards
ii) backwards?

What repair facilities are available? Is a "no fault" insurance option available?
A) The car is self-healing and thus dent proof.
B) see A
C i) see A
   ii) see A
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Re: Would you buy this car?
« Reply #36 on: February 18, 2017, 06:57:44 AM »
What happens if:
A) I dent this car?
B) If another dents it?
C) If I crash it going
i) forwards
ii) backwards?

What repair facilities are available? Is a "no fault" insurance option available?

A) The car is self-healing and thus dent proof.
B) see A
C i) see A
   ii) see A
Ah, so this car needs no services?
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Re: Would you buy this car?
« Reply #37 on: February 18, 2017, 07:00:30 AM »
What happens if:
A) I dent this car?
B) If another dents it?
C) If I crash it going
i) forwards
ii) backwards?

What repair facilities are available? Is a "no fault" insurance option available?

A) The car is self-healing and thus dent proof.
B) see A
C i) see A
   ii) see A
Ah, so this car needs no services?
No. It just needs your totally commitment 24/7/365(6 on leap years)
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Re: Would you buy this car?
« Reply #38 on: February 18, 2017, 08:24:55 AM »
What happens if:
A) I dent this car?
B) If another dents it?
C) If I crash it going
i) forwards
ii) backwards?

What repair facilities are available? Is a "no fault" insurance option available?

A) The car is self-healing and thus dent proof.
B) see A
C i) see A
   ii) see A
Ah, so this car needs no services?
No. It just needs your totally commitment 24/7/365(6 on leap years)
OK, good, so we can rededicate all the buildings previously associated with maintaining this vehicle to something useful - like public conveniences, pubs, music venues . . .
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Re: Would you buy this car?
« Reply #39 on: February 18, 2017, 11:06:18 AM »
What are the taxes?
But, uh...well there it is.
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Re: Would you buy this car?
« Reply #40 on: February 18, 2017, 11:40:20 AM »
What happens if:
A) I dent this car?
B) If another dents it?
C) If I crash it going
i) forwards
ii) backwards?

What repair facilities are available? Is a "no fault" insurance option available?

A) The car is self-healing and thus dent proof.
B) see A
C i) see A
   ii) see A
Ah, so this car needs no services?
No. It just needs your totally commitment 24/7/365(6 on leap years)
OK, good, so we can rededicate all the buildings previously associated with maintaining this vehicle to something useful - like public conveniences, pubs, music venues . . .
No!!!! Car showrooms would be much better.
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