The problem with magic is that it can cause, among other things, pigs to grow wings and fly, which makes me uncomfortable because then if enough pigs grow wings and take to the air the probability of me being the victim of a faeces bomb will increase.
No, I don't like the idea of magic. It's not that it makes it all seem so random that's the problem - there are
stochastic events in nature.
It's that magic makes anything seem possible.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but you're suggesting that life is impossible without the god element thrown into the equation? That's quite a statement and I also await elaboration on why you think that's so. Just please, for the love of god, don't regurgitate the nonsense you find on creationists sites, they're so full of crap that when someone comes and spews their content all over the forum it's like being hit with a flying pig faeces bomb. Not very nice.
As a welcoming gift to forum, I give you: Warning: toy might suddenly grow wings.
And for your listening pleasure: