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Recusant

Quote from: Essie Mae on October 29, 2016, 12:45:57 AM
Ah well, I'm probably too old for a couple of fit blokes anyway. They can have their freedom.😔

Well, it would of course depend on how assiduous you were in seeing to proper discipline. If your enthusiasm for the task were to wane, you could always sell them on. :sidesmile:
"Religion is fundamentally opposed to everything I hold in veneration — courage, clear thinking, honesty, fairness, and above all, love of the truth."
— H. L. Mencken


Magdalena

Quote from: Essie Mae on October 29, 2016, 12:30:22 AM
Could I have just a couple if fit slaves though? Could I? I'd treat them well.
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No.  >:(
























I came up with this idea so I make the rules, and I say, "No, you can't have slaves."  :nu-uh:

"I've had several "spiritual" or numinous experiences over the years, but never felt that they were the product of anything but the workings of my own mind in reaction to the universe." ~Recusant

xSilverPhinx

I could really use a few slaves to do my bidding. :chin: What if they were led to believe that they were free? Or perhaps I'd throw some bible verses at them to keep them quiet if that didn't work. :dominidomini: Could I have some then?
I am what survives if it's slain - Zack Hemsey


Tom62

Quote from: xSilverPhinx on October 29, 2016, 08:34:36 AM
I could really use a few slaves to do my bidding. :chin: What if they were led to believe that they were free? Or perhaps I'd throw some bible verses at them to keep them quiet if that didn't work. :dominidomini: Could I have some then?

I'm told that there are Yazidi slaves on offer in Saudi Arabia.
The universe never did make sense; I suspect it was built on government contract.
Robert A. Heinlein

xSilverPhinx

Quote from: Tom62 on October 29, 2016, 03:13:42 PM
Quote from: xSilverPhinx on October 29, 2016, 08:34:36 AM
I could really use a few slaves to do my bidding. :chin: What if they were led to believe that they were free? Or perhaps I'd throw some bible verses at them to keep them quiet if that didn't work. :dominidomini: Could I have some then?

I'm told that there are Yazidi slaves on offer in Saudi Arabia.

Yeah but...I don't want to finance fundamentalist groups by purchasing a slave or three off of them. I would rather they came voluntarily, preferably in the form of an internee or something similar.     
I am what survives if it's slain - Zack Hemsey


Magdalena


"I've had several "spiritual" or numinous experiences over the years, but never felt that they were the product of anything but the workings of my own mind in reaction to the universe." ~Recusant

Sandra Craft

Sandy

  

"Life is short, and it is up to you to make it sweet."  Sarah Louise Delany

xSilverPhinx

I am what survives if it's slain - Zack Hemsey


Magdalena

Quote from: xSilverPhinx on October 30, 2016, 12:32:54 AM
Quote from: BooksCatsEtc on October 29, 2016, 10:18:36 PM
Quote from: Magdalena on October 29, 2016, 10:00:53 PM
:sad sigh:

You're so sweet, Mags.  I would be :rant1:

I'm just joking around...

:couchhide:
OK. I'm barely recovering from that "bitch fit" I had in the I hate rap thread.  :shifty:

:secrets1: I will give you permission to "Just look around..."

:grin:

"I've had several "spiritual" or numinous experiences over the years, but never felt that they were the product of anything but the workings of my own mind in reaction to the universe." ~Recusant

Essie Mae

Quote from: Recusant on October 29, 2016, 01:40:27 AM
Quote from: Essie Mae on October 29, 2016, 12:45:57 AM
Ah well, I'm probably too old for a couple of fit blokes anyway. They can have their freedom.😔

Well, it would of course depend on how assiduous you were in seeing to proper discipline. If your enthusiasm for the task were to wane, you could always sell them on. :sidesmile:

Depends what 'disciplining' means and who's carrying it out.
Hell is empty and all the devils are here. Wm Shakespeare


Essie Mae

Quote from: Magdalena on October 29, 2016, 05:03:35 AM
Quote from: Essie Mae on October 29, 2016, 12:30:22 AM
Could I have just a couple if fit slaves though? Could I? I'd treat them well.
:lol:
They're history :(

























No.  >:(
























I came up with this idea so I make the rules, and I say, "No, you can't have slaves."  :nu-uh:
Hell is empty and all the devils are here. Wm Shakespeare


Ecurb Noselrub

If there are no slaves that would destroy the basis of marriage.

Asmodean

Minions are enslaved by The Asmo, but that's like totally different.  :snooty:
Quote from: Ecurb Noselrub on July 25, 2013, 08:18:52 PM
In Asmo's grey lump,
wrath and dark clouds gather force.
Luxembourg trembles.

Essie Mae

Quote from: Asmodean on October 31, 2016, 11:11:30 PM
Minions are enslaved by The Asmo, but that's like totally different.  :snooty:

Even Mags might allow that as they're not real. I wouldn't be interested though; hardly fit blokes. Do they even have genders?
Hell is empty and all the devils are here. Wm Shakespeare


Asmodean

Quote from: Essie Mae on November 01, 2016, 08:39:21 PM
Even Mags might allow that as they're not real.
What do you mean, "not real?" Of course, they are real!  >:(

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I wouldn't be interested though; hardly fit blokes. Do they even have genders?
Utterly genderless. Also, they have no navels.
Quote from: Ecurb Noselrub on July 25, 2013, 08:18:52 PM
In Asmo's grey lump,
wrath and dark clouds gather force.
Luxembourg trembles.