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PLEASE HELP ME... I THINK I DESERVE TO DIE....

Started by MatureMcLeod, July 26, 2016, 03:22:49 PM

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Asmodean

Quote from: Magdalena on July 26, 2016, 10:27:26 PM
Quote from: MatureMcLeod on July 26, 2016, 09:52:33 PM
For those who didn't know, I'm using sarcasm throughout this entire post....
We don't know who you are, how are we supposed to know this?  :eyebrow:


Quote from: MatureMcLeod on July 26, 2016, 09:52:33 PM
...It's God who is evil, not us.
Are you an atheist, or do you believe in god?
Well, what do you know! His Evilness is being all pleasantness and blooming Things while the resident hippie is all like "Hey, who is you?! Huh?! HUH?! WHO?!"

Snow in Hell? Why, yes. Yes it does. ;D Imaginary snow, it COUNTS.  >:(
Quote from: Ecurb Noselrub on July 25, 2013, 08:18:52 PM
In Asmo's grey lump,
wrath and dark clouds gather force.
Luxembourg trembles.

Magdalena

Quote from: Asmodean on July 26, 2016, 10:39:24 PM
Quote from: Magdalena on July 26, 2016, 10:27:26 PM
Quote from: MatureMcLeod on July 26, 2016, 09:52:33 PM
For those who didn't know, I'm using sarcasm throughout this entire post....
We don't know who you are, how are we supposed to know this?  :eyebrow:


Quote from: MatureMcLeod on July 26, 2016, 09:52:33 PM
...It's God who is evil, not us.
Are you an atheist, or do you believe in god?
Well, what do you know! His Evilness is being all pleasantness and blooming Things while the resident hippie is all like "Hey, who is you?! Huh?! HUH?! WHO?!"

Snow in Hell? Why, yes. Yes it does. ;D Imaginary snow, it COUNTS.  >:(

:grrr: What has He done to me!?

"I've had several "spiritual" or numinous experiences over the years, but never felt that they were the product of anything but the workings of my own mind in reaction to the universe." ~Recusant

Asmodean

Quote from: Ecurb Noselrub on July 25, 2013, 08:18:52 PM
In Asmo's grey lump,
wrath and dark clouds gather force.
Luxembourg trembles.

Magdalena

No! Only I can do that around here!  >:(

...Wait a minute, I remember something! A few days ago, I rubbed His huge, throbbing... Ego. I must have caught something.  :notsure:

Oh, wait, I know what it is. I'm menstruating. I become the Bitchiest Witch of The West. That's what it is.  :smilenod:
~This too shall pass.

"I've had several "spiritual" or numinous experiences over the years, but never felt that they were the product of anything but the workings of my own mind in reaction to the universe." ~Recusant

Sandra Craft

Quote from: xSilverPhinx on July 26, 2016, 10:14:36 PM
Quote from: Bad Penny II on July 26, 2016, 03:45:39 PM
fuck off

Are we getting atheist Mabus's now?

I had forgotten all about Mabus!  :o

The circus needs a clown every now and then.

Who was Mabus?  Did I miss something fun?

Quote from: Magdalena on July 26, 2016, 10:27:26 PM
Quote from: MatureMcLeod on July 26, 2016, 09:52:33 PM
For those who didn't know, I'm using sarcasm throughout this entire post....
We don't know who you are, how are we supposed to know this?  :eyebrow:


Quote from: MatureMcLeod on July 26, 2016, 09:52:33 PM
...It's God who is evil, not us.
Are you an atheist, or do you believe in god?



It is a quirky bit of phrasing, but common enough in recent non-Xtians.  You grow up believing god is real, it's hard to stop talking (and sometimes thinking) as if it were even after you've decided it's not. 
Sandy

  

"Life is short, and it is up to you to make it sweet."  Sarah Louise Delany

Ecurb Noselrub


Recusant

Quote from: BooksCatsEtc on July 27, 2016, 12:44:36 AMWho was Mabus?  Did I miss something fun?

He went by a lot of names.

Quote

DIE, ATHEISTS, DIE!

From here, where he was calling himself "divinejustice11."

For a while he was very fond of a huge inflatable rubber ducky.
"Religion is fundamentally opposed to everything I hold in veneration — courage, clear thinking, honesty, fairness, and above all, love of the truth."
— H. L. Mencken


Sandra Craft

Well, I'm sorry I missed the ducky thing but not sorry I missed the Nostradamus thing.  That stuff makes my eyes cross.
Sandy

  

"Life is short, and it is up to you to make it sweet."  Sarah Louise Delany

xSilverPhinx

Quote from: BooksCatsEtc on July 27, 2016, 12:44:36 AM
Quote from: xSilverPhinx on July 26, 2016, 10:14:36 PM
Quote from: Bad Penny II on July 26, 2016, 03:45:39 PM
fuck off

Are we getting atheist Mabus's now?

I had forgotten all about Mabus!  :o

The circus needs a clown every now and then.

Who was Mabus?  Did I miss something fun?

He's the kind of individual you really hope doesn't sit next to you on the bus. Or run into during any activity or any time of day, for that matter. :smilenod:
I am what survives if it's slain - Zack Hemsey


Pasta Chick

Quote from: BooksCatsEtc on July 27, 2016, 12:44:36 AM
Quote from: Magdalena on July 26, 2016, 10:27:26 PM
Quote from: MatureMcLeod on July 26, 2016, 09:52:33 PM
For those who didn't know, I'm using sarcasm throughout this entire post....
We don't know who you are, how are we supposed to know this?  :eyebrow:


Quote from: MatureMcLeod on July 26, 2016, 09:52:33 PM
...It's God who is evil, not us.
Are you an atheist, or do you believe in god?



It is a quirky bit of phrasing, but common enough in recent non-Xtians.  You grow up believing god is real, it's hard to stop talking (and sometimes thinking) as if it were even after you've decided it's not.

I thought more of the legit and very large number of people who profess atheism but in reality are just super pissed off at one brand of organized religion or another.

Sandra Craft

Quote from: xSilverPhinx on July 27, 2016, 01:37:29 AM

He's the kind of individual you really hope doesn't sit next to you on the bus. Or run into during any activity or any time of day, for that matter. :smilenod:

Yeah, I looked up the links Bruce and Rec gave me.  Boy howdy.
Sandy

  

"Life is short, and it is up to you to make it sweet."  Sarah Louise Delany

Sandra Craft

Quote from: Pasta Chick on July 27, 2016, 02:10:57 AM

I thought more of the legit and very large number of people who profess atheism but in reality are just super pissed off at one brand of organized religion or another.

Yeah, then there's that.  I've met my share of "atheists" who are just reacting to the realization that god isn't Santa Claus, and go back to Xtianity once they get over it.
Sandy

  

"Life is short, and it is up to you to make it sweet."  Sarah Louise Delany

Magdalena

Quote from: Recusant on July 27, 2016, 01:03:02 AM
Quote from: BooksCatsEtc on July 27, 2016, 12:44:36 AMWho was Mabus?  Did I miss something fun?

He went by a lot of names.

Quote

DIE, ATHEISTS, DIE!

From here, where he was calling himself "divinejustice11."

For a while he was very fond of a huge inflatable rubber ducky.

Oh! My Asmo! I remember him!
I was new here, I was kinda shy, he scared me, I didn't say anything!  :shifty:

"I've had several "spiritual" or numinous experiences over the years, but never felt that they were the product of anything but the workings of my own mind in reaction to the universe." ~Recusant

Magdalena

Quote from: xSilverPhinx on July 27, 2016, 01:37:29 AM
Quote from: BooksCatsEtc on July 27, 2016, 12:44:36 AM
Quote from: xSilverPhinx on July 26, 2016, 10:14:36 PM
Quote from: Bad Penny II on July 26, 2016, 03:45:39 PM
fuck off

Are we getting atheist Mabus's now?

I had forgotten all about Mabus!  :o

The circus needs a clown every now and then.

Who was Mabus?  Did I miss something fun?

He's the kind of individual you really hope doesn't sit next to you on the bus. Or run into during any activity or any time of day, for that matter. :smilenod:

:grin:

"I've had several "spiritual" or numinous experiences over the years, but never felt that they were the product of anything but the workings of my own mind in reaction to the universe." ~Recusant

Magdalena

Quote from: Asmodean on July 26, 2016, 04:11:23 PM
Quote from: Bad Penny II on July 26, 2016, 03:45:39 PM
fuck off

Are we getting atheist Mabus's now?
I thought the post was kind of fun, if only because it made me think of that song about how
QuoteYou know it was her own damn fault
When God turned that bitch to salt
That's the way he used to work back in those days

*The Asmo wanders off in the general direction of out-of-His-office whistling the tune*

Are you talking about this one?
It comes with a warning:
QuotePublished on Jul 13, 2008
"Hand Of The Almighty," by John R. Butler. (WARNING: CONTAINS PROFANITY - If you're easily offended, you may want to find something else to watch.) This is from "The Best of the Red Peters Comedy Music Hour, Vol. 1" This song is also known by the title "God Will Fuck You Up"


:picard facepalm:

"I've had several "spiritual" or numinous experiences over the years, but never felt that they were the product of anything but the workings of my own mind in reaction to the universe." ~Recusant