Prophecy Thread

[Ecurb Noselrub]

Make a prophecy.

Crow will come back.

Bold!  You didn't make it far enough out so that you would be assured of being dead if it did not come true.  That's the first rule of prophecy.

[Magdalena]

Make a prophecy.

Crow will come back.

Bold!  You didn't make it far enough out so that you would be assured of being dead if it did not come true.  That's the first rule of prophecy.

My prophecy will come true, it doesn't matter when.
Maybe I will be dead when he comes back, but he will come back--which is what really matters.

[xSilverPhinx]

The Olympics will be disasterous.

[Tank]

The Olympics will be disastrous.

Yes! 98% of the competitors won't get a medal!!!

[Icarus]

A surprising number of our US athletes are opting out, Russians have been found guilty of drug induced physical enhancement, and Zika has become a matter of concern. The sailing/rowing venue is feared to be dangerously polluted such that some of the sailors and rowers have opted out. All that is a Bummer!  Brazil has bet a lot on the outcome of that international event.

[xSilverPhinx]

A surprising number of our US athletes are opting out, Russians have been found guilty of drug induced physical enhancement, and Zika has become a matter of concern. The sailing/rowing venue is feared to be dangerously polluted such that some of the sailors and rowers have opted out. All that is a Bummer!  Brazil has bet a lot on the outcome of that international event.

See? It's coming true already.

[Ecurb Noselrub]

A surprising number of our US athletes are opting out, Russians have been found guilty of drug induced physical enhancement, and Zika has become a matter of concern. The sailing/rowing venue is feared to be dangerously polluted such that some of the sailors and rowers have opted out. All that is a Bummer!  Brazil has bet a lot on the outcome of that international event.

See? It's coming true already.

Yes, you are looking to be quite the prophetess.

[xSilverPhinx]

A surprising number of our US athletes are opting out, Russians have been found guilty of drug induced physical enhancement, and Zika has become a matter of concern. The sailing/rowing venue is feared to be dangerously polluted such that some of the sailors and rowers have opted out. All that is a Bummer!  Brazil has bet a lot on the outcome of that international event.

See? It's coming true already.

Yes, you are looking to be quite the prophetess.

[Icarus]

xSP just be glad that you do not live in Venezuela. I prophesy that there will be a Venezuelan revolution in less than two years.  They have endured 1500 percent inflation, and great masses of people can not get enough food to sustain themselves. 

[Ecurb Noselrub]

June 22, 2016:

I predict that the UK will vote to leave the EU.  However, Scotland will vote to remain in the EU.

[xSilverPhinx]

xSP just be glad that you do not live in Venezuela. I prophesy that there will be a Venezuelan revolution in less than two years.  They have endured 1500 percent inflation, and great masses of people can not get enough food to sustain themselves. 

Yes, I'm glad. My third world problems are not as shitty as that...

[xSilverPhinx]

Alas! A new dark omen that foreshadows a bleak near furture! The only official anti-doping lab has just been suspended! We know not why this is so...



Perhaps a greater mystery is why there is only one official lab, but that's a question for another day. Incompetence strikes double!

[Ecurb Noselrub]

xSP just be glad that you do not live in Venezuela. I prophesy that there will be a Venezuelan revolution in less than two years.  They have endured 1500 percent inflation, and great masses of people can not get enough food to sustain themselves. 

Yes, I'm glad. My third world problems are not as shitty as that...

Yes, there is no greater joy than knowing that someone else is more fucked up than you are. 😀

[No one]

Yes, there is no greater joy than knowing that someone else is more fucked up than you are. 😀

Other than the annihilation of rap, and oh yeah, isis.

[Ecurb Noselrub]

On May 2, 2015, I prophesied that _____________ would send a poster named Gloucester to the forum to save it from oblivion.