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Caption contest....
« on: March 26, 2016, 03:29:21 PM »
I can't find the other thread.

Anyway:


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Re: Caption contest....
« Reply #1 on: March 26, 2016, 03:32:14 PM »
Apparently all of our clothes are in there, does anyone know where the door is?
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Re: Caption contest....
« Reply #2 on: March 26, 2016, 03:42:11 PM »
Apparently all of our clothes are in there, does anyone know where the door is?

Nope, look for a crack.

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Re: Caption contest....
« Reply #3 on: March 26, 2016, 03:54:33 PM »
I would say something, but we really shouldn't crack jokes...
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Re: Caption contest....
« Reply #4 on: March 26, 2016, 04:09:34 PM »
"We are supposed to wait here until the fat-bottomed girl shows up."

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Re: Caption contest....
« Reply #5 on: March 26, 2016, 04:34:37 PM »
I got nothing.
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Re: Caption contest....
« Reply #6 on: March 27, 2016, 10:43:11 AM »
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Re: Caption contest....
« Reply #7 on: March 28, 2016, 06:57:03 PM »
 ;D   Does the word crack refer to a certain chemical derived from cocaine?

My caption would be; "Just say no to crack".

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Re: Caption contest....
« Reply #8 on: March 28, 2016, 07:11:42 PM »
"When the very people you least want to see naked all show up at once."
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Re: Caption contest....
« Reply #9 on: March 28, 2016, 07:52:34 PM »
Oddly, all the bike seats started out as green...

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Re: Caption contest....
« Reply #10 on: April 04, 2016, 03:01:59 PM »
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Re: Caption contest....
« Reply #11 on: April 10, 2016, 02:32:32 PM »

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Re: Caption contest....
« Reply #12 on: April 10, 2016, 03:44:50 PM »
Dude... I'm really not interested in your vacations pics.

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Re: Caption contest....
« Reply #13 on: April 10, 2016, 04:23:00 PM »
Doctor: Are you sure it was a cobra that bit you?
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Re: Caption contest....
« Reply #14 on: April 10, 2016, 04:27:15 PM »
Cobra:  "Ah, I get it now .... he's BEHIND me!"