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Punishing puns! and spoonerisms and malapropisms etc.

Started by Tank, December 19, 2015, 11:49:35 AM

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Tom62

#285
October 22, 2016, 07:41:37 PM
The universe never did make sense; I suspect it was built on government contract.
Robert A. Heinlein

Tank

#286
November 13, 2016, 04:51:09 PM
If religions were TV channels atheism is turning the TV off.
"Religion is a culture of faith; science is a culture of doubt." ― Richard P. Feynman
'It is said that your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. That is true, it's called Life.' - Terry Pratchett
Remember, your inability to grasp science is not a valid argument against it.

xSilverPhinx

#287
November 13, 2016, 06:28:27 PM
Never trust an atom, they make up everything. 
I am what survives if it's slain - Zack Hemsey

Essie Mae

#288
November 13, 2016, 11:12:34 PM
Quote from: Tom62 on October 22, 2016, 07:41:37 PM


I want this as my Christmas cards.
Hell is empty and all the devils are here. Wm Shakespeare

Tank

#289
November 21, 2016, 08:18:23 PM
If religions were TV channels atheism is turning the TV off.
"Religion is a culture of faith; science is a culture of doubt." ― Richard P. Feynman
'It is said that your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. That is true, it's called Life.' - Terry Pratchett
Remember, your inability to grasp science is not a valid argument against it.

Asmodean

#290
November 22, 2016, 12:18:52 PM
Also, that one had a rattie in it.

Quote from: Ecurb Noselrub on July 25, 2013, 08:18:52 PM
In Asmo's grey lump,
wrath and dark clouds gather force.
Luxembourg trembles.

xSilverPhinx

#291
November 22, 2016, 05:57:57 PM
I am what survives if it's slain - Zack Hemsey

xSilverPhinx

#292
January 07, 2017, 11:43:45 AM
I am what survives if it's slain - Zack Hemsey

xSilverPhinx

#293
January 09, 2017, 05:58:25 PM
I am what survives if it's slain - Zack Hemsey

xSilverPhinx

#294
May 08, 2017, 12:55:46 AM
I am what survives if it's slain - Zack Hemsey

xSilverPhinx

#295
May 09, 2017, 12:45:03 AM
I am what survives if it's slain - Zack Hemsey

Arturo

#296
May 09, 2017, 02:38:21 AM Last Edit: May 19, 2017, 04:48:27 AM by Arturo
So my professor made these puns* on the first day of class today.

"You can earn extra credit for seeing me for 15 minutes"

"Now why would I want you to see me? Any guesses?"

*Awkward silence*

"Maybe so you can ask me questions like what MY major is, although that should be obvious"
It's Okay To Say You're Welcome
     Just let people be themselves.
     Ａｒｔｕｒｏ　Ｔｈｅ１　 リ壱

hermes2015

#297
May 09, 2017, 06:15:00 AM
Quote from: Arturo on May 09, 2017, 02:38:21 AM
So my professor made these pins on the first day of class today.

"You can earn extra credit for seeing me for 15 minutes"

"Now why would I want you to see me? Any guesses?"

*Awkward silence*

"Maybe so you can ask me questions like what MY major is, although that should be obvious"

This is killing me! Please point out the pun, because I am too stupid to see it.
"Eventually everything connects - people, ideas, objects. The quality of the connections is the key to quality per se."
― Charles Eames

xSilverPhinx

#298
May 09, 2017, 10:15:27 AM
Quote from: hermes2015 on May 09, 2017, 06:15:00 AM
Quote from: Arturo on May 09, 2017, 02:38:21 AM
So my professor made these pins on the first day of class today.

"You can earn extra credit for seeing me for 15 minutes"

"Now why would I want you to see me? Any guesses?"

*Awkward silence*

"Maybe so you can ask me questions like what MY major is, although that should be obvious"

This is killing me! Please point out the pun, because I am too stupid to see it.

Me too.  :scratch:

I think I'm missing something here.
I am what survives if it's slain - Zack Hemsey

hermes2015

#299
May 09, 2017, 01:44:01 PM
Quote from: xSilverPhinx on May 09, 2017, 10:15:27 AM
Quote from: hermes2015 on May 09, 2017, 06:15:00 AM
Quote from: Arturo on May 09, 2017, 02:38:21 AM
So my professor made these pins on the first day of class today.

"You can earn extra credit for seeing me for 15 minutes"

"Now why would I want you to see me? Any guesses?"

*Awkward silence*

"Maybe so you can ask me questions like what MY major is, although that should be obvious"

This is killing me! Please point out the pun, because I am too stupid to see it.

Me too.  :scratch:

I think I'm missing something here.

Glad I am not the only dense one here. Arturo, put us out of our misery and explain, please.
"Eventually everything connects - people, ideas, objects. The quality of the connections is the key to quality per se."
― Charles Eames
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