Are there any evolution theme parks? I can think of some fun rides: Natural Ejection!! - the rider is put on a trebuchet and hurled into the next geologic age. Random Teenage Mutation!!! The rider is is put in a low-rider and sent through a mock South Chicago, where he is attacked by gangs of zombie youths - survival of the fittest. The Origin of Feces!!!! A simulated ride through the sewers of Dhaka, Bangladesh.