Nitpicky? Hell yes.
In Asmo's grey lump, wrath and dark clouds gather force.Luxembourg trembles.
^ Blasphemy! BURN THE HERETIC!
Is blasphemy to any Asmoist. The Clay, you see, it sucks things down towards it.
Quote from: Asmodean on June 27, 2012, 09:51:31 AMIs blasphemy to any Asmoist. The Clay, you see, it sucks things down towards it. *Nods solemnly* And your feet get stuck in it, thereby preventing you from being thrown off the face of the planet and hurled into outer space. Unless Asmo, in his infinite wisdom and evil, ever decides to let go.....*ominous music*
Loch Ness Monster seen as real dinosaur in biology books taught in Louisiana school The startling claim about Nessie’s authenticity is reportedly made to bolster creationism within the textbook. The Loch Ness Monster is described as a type of dinosaur, and if dinosaurs and man co-exist, then presumably there would be holes in the scientific argument for evolution.The Scottish legend of the Loch Ness Monster is suggested as truth in a biology book that a private Christian school in Louisiana is using in its curriculum.But that’s only part of the outrage from critics: Students who are eligible for taxpayer-funded vouchers will be allowed to attend Eternity Christian Academy in Westlake for the 2012-13 school year, according to reports.The startling claim about Nessie’s authenticity is made to bolster creationism within the textbook, the Scotsman newspaper reported Monday. The Loch Ness Monster is described as a type of dinosaur, and if dinosaurs and man co-exist, then presumably there would be holes in the scientific argument for evolution.The textbook, produced by Accelerated Christian Education, features a passage about the Loch Ness Monster in the Biology 1099 edition, Scotland’s The Herald reported.“Are dinosaurs alive today? Scientists are becoming more convinced of their existence,” the textbook reads, according to the newspaper.
*facepalm* I just...I can't....I don't..... *facepalm*Also.QuoteSome Christian schools eligible for vouchers are also reportedly teaching “Bible-based math,” which doesn’t include modern theoriesWTF is Bible-based math?ETA: People always say that "math is the universal language." Does the idea that Christians have their own special math suggest that they can't even speak the universal language?
Some Christian schools eligible for vouchers are also reportedly teaching “Bible-based math,” which doesn’t include modern theories
And they did all eat, and were filled: and they took up of the fragments that remained twelve baskets full.And they that had eaten were about five thousand men, beside women and children.
My theory was this:If God has 200 fish and there are 200 starving children, but 20 footballers pray for fish, how many fish are left over if God gives each foot ball player 10 fish?
^ Well, obviously. We know that we stay on the ground because the FSM's noodly appendages pull us. Surely no-one would argue with that?
http://www.christianperspective.net/math/god-and-math/ *raised eyebrow*Did you guys know that if god wasn't busy holding it together up there, 1+1 might not = 2. What is, at it's essence, counting, apparently works because god created it and keeps it faithful. I can't figure out what would happen if god wasn't holding it together for us. 1+1 could = 3. but does that mean that we just use the word 3 to convey the concept of 2, or does it mean that an extra thing popped up as a function of being added, but even if that were the case, wouldn't we just add another 1 anyway and call it 3? ???