Why is it that when you transport something by car it is called shipment, but when you transport something by ship it's called cargo?
If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?
If a firefighter fights fire and a crime fighter fights crime, what does a freedom fighter fight?
Is it OK to use the AM radio after noon?
If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?
If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?
Why is abbreviated such a long word?
Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?
Why is it called a parkway when you drive on it and a driveway when you park on it?
How much wood chuck would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck would chuck wood?
Quote from: Apathy on February 07, 2017, 05:07:14 AM
How much wood chuck would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck would chuck wood?
A wood chuck would chuck all the wood that a wood chuck could chuck.
Quote from: Mr. B on February 07, 2017, 05:31:30 AM
Quote from: Apathy on February 07, 2017, 05:07:14 AM
How much wood chuck would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck would chuck wood?
A wood chuck would chuck all the wood that a wood chuck could chuck.
If you chucked a wood chuck would the wood chuck chuck wood back at you?
Why does a building raised by fire burn down?
Oops, it should be "razed", it's a verbal joke ennit!
:redface:
Quote from: Gloucester on February 07, 2017, 08:11:52 AM
Why does a building raised by fire burn down?
Oops, it should be "razed", it's a verbal joke ennit!
:redface:
That would have to be said, and not written! :P
Quote from: Gloucester on February 07, 2017, 08:08:16 AM
Quote from: Mr. B on February 07, 2017, 05:31:30 AM
Quote from: Apathy on February 07, 2017, 05:07:14 AM
How much wood chuck would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck would chuck wood?
A wood chuck would chuck all the wood that a wood chuck could chuck.
If you chucked a wood chuck would the wood chuck chuck wood back at you?
Yes.
If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches?
Hm. This needs souring. Does it need souring? Yes, it does. It shalt be His Divine Pleasure to do His Divine best. >:(
Quote from: xSilverPhinx on February 07, 2017, 12:01:33 AM
Why is it that when you transport something by car it is called shipment, but when you transport something by ship it's called cargo?
It's cargo in a car also. And shipment on a ship. The words mean different things, do they not? Cargo is basically stuff being moved
from place to place by some mode of transport. A shipment is specific stuff going
to a recipient regardless of whether it's currently in freight. Yes?
QuoteIf con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?
Is contract (Employment, car sales, what have you) the opposite of protract (make longer)?
Also, anti- is often a better prefix for the opposite of pro.
QuoteIf a firefighter fights fire and a crime fighter fights crime, what does a freedom fighter fight?
Typically? Freedom. Well,
someone else's freedom.
QuoteIs it OK to use the AM radio after noon?
Yes,
Amplitude
Modulation does not care about the time of day. I've worked with digital information transfer using AM, by the way. Fascinating stuff.
QuoteIf corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?
Oil-oil, I suspect... At least partly. What
isn't made of that in this day and age?
If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?They can be quizzical as well.
QuoteWhy is abbreviated such a long word?
Means "made more brief." That's even longer.
QuoteWhy are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?
Keep their contents separated by thin walls.
Quote from: Asmodean on February 09, 2017, 12:00:53 PM
Hm. This needs souring. Does it need souring? Yes, it does. It shalt be His Divine Pleasure to do His Divine best. >:(
:lol: Asmo.
Asmo...
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YES! His will be done upon the blasphemous baby! >:(