Punishing puns! and spoonerisms and malapropisms etc.

[Arturo]

Do you think in black and white terms?

Yes or No?

[Davin]

^

There are two types of people in this world: those who say there are two types of people and those who don't.

[Dave]

Do you think in black and white terms?

Yes or No?

Ummm, maybe?

[Dave]

Another one of those anoying no-goes that went!

[Davin]

How come the roll of toilette paper couldn't cross the road?

Because it got stuck in a crack.

[Ecurb Noselrub]

How come the roll of toilette paper couldn't cross the road?

Because it got stuck in a crack.

That's a Fun Bun Pun, Hon. 

[Dave]

How come the roll of toilette paper couldn't cross the road?

Because it got stuck in a crack.

That's a Fun Bun Pun, Hon.

As opposed to a bum bum pun, chum?

[xSilverPhinx]

[Dave]

Looks like it could need 1 000 000 Ohmmmms!

[xSilverPhinx]

With 1 000 000 Ohmmmms you could probably resist anything! 

[Dave]

With 1 000 000 Ohmmmms you could probably resist anything! 

Well, looks like it is a fsirly tolerant entity, it might be satisfied with only 950 000 Ommmms

[xSilverPhinx]

With 1 000 000 Ohmmmms you could probably resist anything! 

Well, looks like it is a fsirly tolerant entity, it might be satisfied with only 950 000 Ommmms

Heheh!

[xSilverPhinx]

Darth Vader asks someone if they saw his son.

They reply, "What does he Luke like?"

[Dave]

Darth Vader asks someone if they saw his son.

They reply, "What does he Luke like?"

That was a Terry-ble pun. When the sound of puking Peters out I'll Collin the clean-up squad.

[xSilverPhinx]

Darth Vader asks someone if they saw his son.

They reply, "What does he Luke like?"

That was a Terry-ble pun. When the sound of puking Peters out I'll Collin the clean-up squad.

Aww come on. It wasn't so Brad.

(OK, that didn't work so well. )

Good thing there's no such thing as chilli/tomato hybrids out there!