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Things that make you chuckle

Started by Dave, September 06, 2017, 06:32:33 PM

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Dave

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Quote from: xSilverPhinx on November 11, 2017, 10:56:04 PM


What is the last thing that goes through a bug's mind as it has a head-on with the car?


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Biggus Dickus

What has four letters, sometimes 9 letters, but never has 5 letters.
"Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair."

xSilverPhinx

Quote from: Father Bruno on November 20, 2017, 06:04:22 PM
What has four letters, sometimes 9 letters, but never has 5 letters.

;D

What happens once in a minute, twice in a moment, but never in a thousand years?
I am what survives if it's slain - Zack Hemsey


Dave

Tomorrow is precious, don't ruin it by fouling up today.
Passed Monday 10th Dec 2018 age 74

Biggus Dickus

"Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair."

Biggus Dickus

This is a good scale to use if you are curious about where you fall on the philosophical scale.  (I think No one will enjoy this)


"Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair."

Dave

#81
I like that, but will have to redo it for over here . . .

Who the heck is "Lil Jon"

Think I will insert Boris Johnson.
Tomorrow is precious, don't ruin it by fouling up today.
Passed Monday 10th Dec 2018 age 74

Dave

#82
In 1917, in the West, many people owned horses and a few rich people owned cars.

In 2017 most own cars and the rich iwn horses.

You could say that the stables have been turned - into garages.
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No one

Pretty much anything that escapes kent hovind's shit trap.

xSilverPhinx

I am what survives if it's slain - Zack Hemsey


hermes2015

Quote from: Dave on November 22, 2017, 04:01:02 PM
In 1917, in the West, many people owned horses and a few rich people owned cars.

In 2017 most own cars and the rich iwn horses.

You could say that the stables have been turned - into garages.

Or very desirable mews houses!
"Eventually everything connects - people, ideas, objects. The quality of the connections is the key to quality per se."
― Charles Eames

Icarus

Things that make me chuckle are cartoons like the one above.. I suspect that is one of the Far Side types. 

More than a chuckle is a loud outbreak of laughter from humorous tales such as the one about the Pumpkin episode in another thread. I'm still chuckling about that one.

xSilverPhinx

Quote from: Icarus on November 29, 2017, 11:46:09 PM
Things that make me chuckle are cartoons like the one above.. I suspect that is one of the Far Side types. 

It is. :grin:
I am what survives if it's slain - Zack Hemsey


Biggus Dickus

"Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair."

Biggus Dickus

So this sign that is posted on a library door made me both smile and chuckle, and I have to say that this "kat" named "Max" sounds like a pretty cool "kat"...

Now please, I don't want everyone here thinking that I love "kats" all of the sudden, I will concede that out of the millions, and millions, and millions, and millions of "evil kats" in the world there may be one or two nice ones who exist, probably they have dog hearts, maybe some type of reincarnation mistake? IDK

Anyway I like Max...also this sign could almost be a children's book couldn't it?

I mean the entire story is right there.

"Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair."