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Started by Pasta Chick, December 07, 2016, 03:14:35 AM

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Biggus Dickus

Quote from: xSilverPhinx on May 12, 2017, 01:11:14 PM


Butt why is Carl holding up 8 fingers? Because he was a fake scientist who can't count, therefore the earth is flat.
"Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair."

xSilverPhinx

Quote from: Father Bruno on May 12, 2017, 02:05:51 PM
Quote from: xSilverPhinx on May 12, 2017, 01:11:14 PM


Butt why is Carl holding up 8 fingers? Because he was a fake scientist who can't count, therefore the earth is flat.

Creationist-level flawlessness.  :golfclap:
I am what survives if it's slain - Zack Hemsey


Biggus Dickus

Quote from: xSilverPhinx on May 13, 2017, 02:43:54 PM
Quote from: Father Bruno on May 12, 2017, 02:05:51 PM
Quote from: xSilverPhinx on May 12, 2017, 01:11:14 PM


Butt why is Carl holding up 8 fingers? Because he was a fake scientist who can't count, therefore the earth is flat.

Creationist-level flawlessness.  :golfclap:

Thanks ;D

It's not that hard simply empty your mind of a rational thought and reason, basically discard all accumulated knowledge and the ability to think.

Another way to think about it,  try to become a lump of coal, or better yet a fossilized piece of dinosaur poop...and you too can think and rationalize like a creationist.
"Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair."

xSilverPhinx

I am what survives if it's slain - Zack Hemsey


xSilverPhinx

I am what survives if it's slain - Zack Hemsey


Pasta Chick


Biggus Dickus

^^The kat one is so fucking true, love that!
"Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair."

Dave

Tomorrow is precious, don't ruin it by fouling up today.
Passed Monday 10th Dec 2018 age 74

Biggus Dickus

^^Excelllent^^!


Be prepared to finally agree 100% with the Flat Earth Society!











"Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair."

Dave

Tomorrow is precious, don't ruin it by fouling up today.
Passed Monday 10th Dec 2018 age 74

Icarus


Tank

If religions were TV channels atheism is turning the TV off.
"Religion is a culture of faith; science is a culture of doubt." ― Richard P. Feynman
'It is said that your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. That is true, it's called Life.' - Terry Pratchett
Remember, your inability to grasp science is not a valid argument against it.

Pasta Chick


Arturo

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Dave

Quote from: Pasta Chick on June 30, 2017, 06:46:08 PM

My relief routine, once the "wet" phase finished, was to wrap the area in cling film then wear a modified t-shirt that was tight around my torso. That very much reduced the biggest problem, friction - even one's own breath on the tiny body hairs hurts! Then sleep, wrapped tightly in the duvet and in a nest of pillows and cushions sitting on the sofa.

Friction is hell but, since an absence of contact is not easy to achieve and every air mivement hurts,, a constant overall pressure is second best. Just don't wriggle or fidget! Dose up on Tylenol plus aspirin. There is not much that can get at the virus itself, you can only try to alleviate the gross symptoms. That person must have wasted a small fortune not getting much relief at all! Idiot!
Tomorrow is precious, don't ruin it by fouling up today.
Passed Monday 10th Dec 2018 age 74