Re: Joe's Dump (my new blog ;-)

[joeactor]

Henderson and Havner is back! The Season 3 opener is a once in a lifetime event you can't miss! Exclamation points!!!

http://www.joesdump.com/2017/04/03/henderson_havner_017/

Hey! I forgot about them, how very cool I'll have to check them out during my lunch...something to look forward to on a Monday. 

They're all pretty short episodes - enjoy!

[joeactor]

You'll need Talent, Effort, and Desire to succeed in the arts. But how much of each... and why? Find out more below...
http://www.joesdump.com/2017/04/10/talent-effort-desire/

[joeactor]

Wanna get FIT without all the WORK?!?!?
Then you need my new line of Fitness Products!
Plus! 12 secrets to getting that Summer Body!!!
(watch below)

[Magdalena]

Wanna get FIT without all the WORK?!?!?
Then you need my new line of Fitness Products!
Plus! 12 secrets to getting that Summer Body!!!
(watch below)

This is hilarious! 

[joeactor]

Thanks, Mags!

[Arturo]

Wanna get FIT without all the WORK?!?!?
Then you need my new line of Fitness Products!
Plus! 12 secrets to getting that Summer Body!!!
(watch below)

Lmao!!!

[Dragonia]

Ha ha ha, this is pretty funny! A fitness plan that I could really "get behind"! 

[joeactor]

I expect to see orders from all of you!

[Sandra Craft]

I expect to see orders from all of you!

My money is on it's way!!  This is what I've always been looking for!

[Magdalena]

I expect to see orders from all of you!

My money is on it's way!!  This is what I've always been looking for!

I already callllllllllllllllllllled: 1 A Tundred 555-9999!
Cant' wait to get my Joe Lame Fitness Double!
I can finally show everyone here how great I look!




My friend already got hers and she looks amazing! She is very happy with the product.
Thanks, Joe Lame!

Sorry but you are not allowed to view spoiler contents.

[joeactor]

I expect to see orders from all of you!

My money is on it's way!!  This is what I've always been looking for!

I already callllllllllllllllllllled: 1 A Tundred 555-9999!
Cant' wait to get my Joe Lame Fitness Double!
I can finally show everyone here how great I look!




My friend already got hers and she looks amazing! She is very happy with the product.
Thanks, Joe Lame!

Sorry but you are not allowed to view spoiler contents.

Mags' double has been pumpin' Neutronium!!!

[Magdalena]

I expect to see orders from all of you!

My money is on it's way!!  This is what I've always been looking for!

I already callllllllllllllllllllled: 1 A Tundred 555-9999!
Cant' wait to get my Joe Lame Fitness Double!
I can finally show everyone here how great I look!




My friend already got hers and she looks amazing! She is very happy with the product.
Thanks, Joe Lame!

Sorry but you are not allowed to view spoiler contents.

Mags' double has been pumpin' Neutronium!!!

Don't be silly. 
It's all thanks to the Joe Lame Fitness Tracker that you never need to wear.

[Biggus Dickus]

Wanna get FIT without all the WORK?!?!?
Then you need my new line of Fitness Products!
Plus! 12 secrets to getting that Summer Body!!!
(watch below)

CUSTOMER COMMENTS
I was skeptical at first, but I decided to give the "Joe Lame' Fitness Program" a try and boy was I pleasantly surprised.

I started racking up steps counted in the tens of thousands almost immediately, hell I even was logging marathons, and believe it or not ti-atholons, and I never even left my sofa!

And belive me your body with thank you after racking up all of those miles with one of Joe's delicious MacDonald's shakes...yummy.

I've gained like 50lbs, but don't even feel guilty...thanks Joe!

Billy Bob

[joeactor]

CUSTOMER COMMENTS
I was skeptical at first, but I decided to give the "Joe Lame' Fitness Program" a try and boy was I pleasantly surprised.

I started racking up steps counted in the tens of thousands almost immediately, hell I even was logging marathons, and believe it or not ti-atholons, and I never even left my sofa!

And belive me your body with thank you after racking up all of those miles with one of Joe's delicious MacDonald's shakes...yummy.

I've gained like 50lbs, but don't even feel guilty...thanks Joe!

Billy Bob

*That* is so going on my imaginary customer testimonial page!!!

[joeactor]

Ever wonder where the Easter Bunny is the rest of the year?

http://www.joesdump.com/2017/04/24/u-boat-bunny/