somthing to think about

[alx56]

in the beginning man created god (by beginning i mean start for religion) .

[LegendarySandwich]

Sounds like a pretty sound deduction to me, although most of us here already understand that.

[The Magic Pudding]

I heard the man's wife invented god, but there was no way man was going to leave her in charge.
Her god was crap, all this one with Earth stuff, and no smiting or burning your enemies for eternity.
Changes had to be made.