Ban The Poster Above You

[Dark Lightning]

Banned for hue and cry.

I'm beige-ish, with brown, gray, white and blue touches.

[Tank]

Beige ban, the colour that really isn't a colour.

[Essie Mae]

Banned for ignoring the brown, grey, white and blue touches.

[Davin]

I don't like where this is going ban.

[Ecurb Noselrub]

This whole line of banning and everyone involved is banned, as it discriminates against color blind people.  You are all sentenced to sensitivity training.

[Bluenose]

Banned, sensitively

[Tank]

Banned fucking insensitively 

[Dark Lightning]

"I feel for you but can't quite reach" ban.

[Tank]

  feely ban!

[Bad Penny II]

Feelings, nothing more than feelings
Feelings, wo oh oh feelings
Wo oh oh, feel you again in my arms
Feelings, feelings like I've never lost you
And feelings like I'll never have you again in my heart
Feelings, for all my life I'll feel it
I wish I've never met you, military implement
You'll never come again Ban.

[Ecurb Noselrub]

Copyright infringement and cease-and-desist ban.

[Dark Lightning]

Pretending to be the law ban.

[Tank]

In the voice of Judge Dredd


'I am the law!'


Ban.

[Bad Penny II]

Banned for these manifestations of yours:

In France, you can't name your pig Napoleon because it's an affront to its noble human counterpart, Napoleon Bonaparte.
In Switzerland, it is illegal to flush a toilet or for a man to urinate standing up after 10 PM.
In Lebanon, any man may legally have sex with a female animal. If they are caught having sex with a male animal, though, the penalty is death. Homosexual bestiality is a sin.
In Milan, Italy, an archaic law requires citizens to smile at all times, unless visiting hospitals and funerals.

[Ecurb Noselrub]

Banned because you fought the law, and the law won.