Did you choose to be an atheist because you wanted to escape morality?

[Sweetdeath]

Courtersy of Whitney. Go Whitney!

[Asmodean]

Any bones left for The Asmo to pick here? Apparently, the fun sort of started and then ended while he was asleep. 

[Guardian85]

Any bones left for The Asmo to pick here? Apparently, the fun sort of started and then ended while he was asleep. 

Sorry, Asmo.

I think i might have killed him. (figuatively)

[The Magic Pudding]

I think i might have killed him. (figuatively)

Tell me more of this "figuatively" manner of killing.
Does it involve twisted rope?

[Guardian85]

No, just bashing with irrefutable arguments. Hence the "figuratively".
Though he might have had a stroke. Who knows?

[Sandra Craft]

You know things are pretty bad when the masses are willing to pretend two men making love with each others feces and fisting each other up the a_ _   along with two women jamming foreign objects up one anothers vagina  ... is considered healthy and morally permissible. 

And there it is -- no rational argument, no medical facts, just sexual hysteria resulting from a personally offended "ick factor" and a misunderstanding of same-sex behavior so wild it makes me wonder if Liar for Jesus has ever had any kind of sex at all.  Seriously, LfJ, I'm not suggesting you should be gay or even bi-curious, but you do need help getting over the sexual hysteria -- that cannot be making your life in any way better.

[Tank]

You know things are pretty bad when the masses are willing to pretend two men making love with each others feces and fisting each other up the a_ _   along with two women jamming foreign objects up one anothers vagina  ... is considered healthy and morally permissible. 

And there it is -- no rational argument, no medical facts, just sexual hysteria resulting from a personally offended "ick factor" and a misunderstanding of same-sex behavior so wild it makes me wonder if Liar for Jesus has ever had any kind of sex at all.  Seriously, LfJ, I'm not suggesting you should be gay or even bi-curious, but you do need help getting over the sexual hysteria -- that cannot be making your life in any way better.

His behaviour is the very definition of 'homophobic'.

[Asmodean]

His behaviour is the very definition of 'homophobic'.

Hmm... Phobias...

The Asmo needs one of his own. Asmophobia - the irrational fear of being consumed alive by an armada of raging Asmos and dissolved screaming in their digestive juices. 

[Sweetdeath]

His behaviour is the very definition of 'homophobic'.

Hmm... Phobias...

The Asmo needs one of his own. Asmophobia - the irrational fear of being consumed alive by an armada of raging Asmos and dissolved screaming in their digestive juices. 

I must draw this. An army of asmos!!
Made me think.of the starship trooper parody in Futurama when they were fighting the alien spheres. Except they should be Asmos!

[The Magic Pudding]

The Asmo needs one of his own. Asmophobia - the irrational fear of being consumed alive by an armada of raging Asmos and dissolved screaming in their digestive juices. 

So you are saying this is an irrational fear?
OK, I'll start work on minimising it.
But dismissing our well founded fears could easily be part of your evil plan, it makes us vulnerable.

[Asmodean]

The Asmo needs one of his own. Asmophobia - the irrational fear of being consumed alive by an armada of raging Asmos and dissolved screaming in their digestive juices. 

So you are saying this is an irrational fear?
OK, I'll start work on minimising it.
But dismissing our well founded fears could easily be part of your evil plan, it makes us vulnerable.

Hush! Not so LOUD! 

[Wessik]

Asmo, I'd love to be your second in command. But only if you find me worthy of the responsibilities of, urm... "raising morale." (Woo hoo! twisted rope!)

[Thunder Road]

I like how this thread completely took off without me...

[Sweetdeath]

I like how this thread completely took off without me...

Yeah, where the bloody hell have you been??

[Thunder Road]

I like how this thread completely took off without me...

Yeah, where the bloody hell have you been??

Eh I got the statistics I needed.  I'm not really sure what's been going on in the last 4 or so pages, ha.