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Islamic group seeks to introduce "Sharia zones" in Copenhagen

Started by Asmodean, October 23, 2011, 09:24:34 AM

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OldGit

Quote from: AsmodeanWhat the French call a certain... Certain... I don't know what, but I WANT it!  >:(

Un certain je ne sais quoi?  ;D

Asmodean

Quote from: OldGit on October 25, 2011, 04:51:08 PM
Quote from: AsmodeanWhat the French call a certain... Certain... I don't know what, but I WANT it!  >:(

Un certain je ne sais quoi?  ;D
Yes. That sounds about right. Let's throw in a L' somewhere though, eh?  ;D
Quote from: Ecurb Noselrub on July 25, 2013, 08:18:52 PM
In Asmo's grey lump,
wrath and dark clouds gather force.
Luxembourg trembles.

OldGit


Asmodean

Quote from: Ecurb Noselrub on July 25, 2013, 08:18:52 PM
In Asmo's grey lump,
wrath and dark clouds gather force.
Luxembourg trembles.

OldGit

Eh bien, mon Asmodée:

"Un certain je ne sais quoi, voilà l'effet dont tu parles."

I'll send the invoice.

Asmodean

Quote from: OldGit on October 25, 2011, 05:16:41 PM
Eh bien, mon Asmodée:

"Un certain je ne sais quoi, voilà l'effet dont tu parles."

I'll send the invoice.
Poyfect! You shall be tipped too.  ;D
Quote from: Ecurb Noselrub on July 25, 2013, 08:18:52 PM
In Asmo's grey lump,
wrath and dark clouds gather force.
Luxembourg trembles.

Too Few Lions

Quote from: Asmodean on October 25, 2011, 03:56:27 PM
Quote from: Too Few Lions on October 25, 2011, 03:48:19 PM
One of my favourite paintings is of an old crone giving Jesus oral sex during his crucifixion, with Frankenstein's monster crucified one side of him and Pinocchio the other. I guess Christians might not appreciate the humour, but I certainly do!

If I were a porn director, I'd SO make a gay bondage scene on a cross. "Oh! Aaah! Your spear is HUGE!"... "More! MORE!!!" *CRACK - the cross breaks and lands on the floor in an upside down position.*

Nice, yes?  ;D
Very nice, if ever I win the lottery I'm bankrolling your first feature film! Maybe as a sequel we could make a film about Mohammed buggering the angel Gabriel while eating a bacon buttie. what do you think?

Asmodean

Quote from: Too Few Lions on October 25, 2011, 05:46:15 PM
Very nice, if ever I win the lottery I'm bankrolling your first feature film! Maybe as a sequel we could make a film about Mohammed buggering the angel Gabriel while eating a bacon buttie. what do you think?
Ooh! Ooh! I know just the ending! His turban explodes in a public place and then he has an orgy with 72 really hot virgins.  :D
Quote from: Ecurb Noselrub on July 25, 2013, 08:18:52 PM
In Asmo's grey lump,
wrath and dark clouds gather force.
Luxembourg trembles.

Too Few Lions

Quote from: Asmodean on October 25, 2011, 06:00:47 PM
Quote from: Too Few Lions on October 25, 2011, 05:46:15 PM
Very nice, if ever I win the lottery I'm bankrolling your first feature film! Maybe as a sequel we could make a film about Mohammed buggering the angel Gabriel while eating a bacon buttie. what do you think?
Ooh! Ooh! I know just the ending! His turban explodes in a public place and then he has an orgy with 72 really hot virgins.  :D
:D best make them 72 male virgins too, just to really piss off the Muslims!

Asmodean

Quote from: Too Few Lions on October 25, 2011, 10:18:04 PM
:D best make them 72 male virgins too, just to really piss off the Muslims!
Ooh! I like the sound of that  ;D
Quote from: Ecurb Noselrub on July 25, 2013, 08:18:52 PM
In Asmo's grey lump,
wrath and dark clouds gather force.
Luxembourg trembles.