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Would you buy this car?

Started by Tank, January 12, 2017, 01:18:21 PM

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xSilverPhinx

:notsure: I consider myself to be a practical person, so I ask: Does it get me from point A to point B?

I'm told by tithers people who are pleased with the car's performance that it does get them through life. Should I go by what other people say?
I am what survives if it's slain - Zack Hemsey


Tank

Quote from: xSilverPhinx on February 17, 2017, 11:44:24 PM
:notsure: I consider myself to be a practical person, so I ask: Does it get me from point A to point B?

I'm told by tithers people who are pleased with the car's performance that it does get them through life. Should I go by what other people say?
It will take you wherever you want whenever you want. There is nowhere it can't go. If you can imagine the place it can take you there. And we have billions of satisfied customers. We had satisfied customers when all we had were camels, donkeys and horses. Believe and it will be yours. But don't forget to tithe!
If religions were TV channels atheism is turning the TV off.
"Religion is a culture of faith; science is a culture of doubt." ― Richard P. Feynman
'It is said that your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. That is true, it's called Life.' - Terry Pratchett
Remember, your inability to grasp science is not a valid argument against it.

Bad Penny II

Quote from: Tank on February 17, 2017, 10:39:32 PM
Quote from: Skeptik on January 30, 2017, 06:20:01 AM
I bought that car for 25+ years.
Of course I was taught from birth that it was the only car there was and that if you didn't buy that car, you would be tortured for eternity.
Well you sold it in the end.
I doubt the car was sold.
Maybe for scrap
I think most just dump 'em
Leave in the parent's garage
Burning, I can't disapprove
but think about the emissions
Take my advice, don't listen to me.

Dave

What happens if:
A) I dent this car?
B) If another dents it?
C) If I crash it going
i) forwards
ii) backwards?

What repair facilities are available? Is a "no fault" insurance option available?
Tomorrow is precious, don't ruin it by fouling up today.
Passed Monday 10th Dec 2018 age 74

xSilverPhinx

Don't some insurances have an "act of God" clause?
I am what survives if it's slain - Zack Hemsey


Tank

Quote from: Gloucester on February 18, 2017, 01:39:06 PM
What happens if:
A) I dent this car?
B) If another dents it?
C) If I crash it going
i) forwards
ii) backwards?

What repair facilities are available? Is a "no fault" insurance option available?
A) The car is self-healing and thus dent proof.
B) see A
C i) see A
   ii) see A
If religions were TV channels atheism is turning the TV off.
"Religion is a culture of faith; science is a culture of doubt." ― Richard P. Feynman
'It is said that your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. That is true, it's called Life.' - Terry Pratchett
Remember, your inability to grasp science is not a valid argument against it.

Dave

#36
Quote from: Tank on February 18, 2017, 01:48:23 PM
Quote from: Gloucester on February 18, 2017, 01:39:06 PM
What happens if:
A) I dent this car?
B) If another dents it?
C) If I crash it going
i) forwards
ii) backwards?

What repair facilities are available? Is a "no fault" insurance option available?

A) The car is self-healing and thus dent proof.
B) see A
C i) see A
   ii) see A
Ah, so this car needs no services?
Tomorrow is precious, don't ruin it by fouling up today.
Passed Monday 10th Dec 2018 age 74

Tank

Quote from: Gloucester on February 18, 2017, 01:57:44 PM
Quote from: Tank on February 18, 2017, 01:48:23 PM
Quote from: Gloucester on February 18, 2017, 01:39:06 PM
What happens if:
A) I dent this car?
B) If another dents it?
C) If I crash it going
i) forwards
ii) backwards?

What repair facilities are available? Is a "no fault" insurance option available?

A) The car is self-healing and thus dent proof.
B) see A
C i) see A
   ii) see A
Ah, so this car needs no services?
No. It just needs your totally commitment 24/7/365(6 on leap years)
If religions were TV channels atheism is turning the TV off.
"Religion is a culture of faith; science is a culture of doubt." ― Richard P. Feynman
'It is said that your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. That is true, it's called Life.' - Terry Pratchett
Remember, your inability to grasp science is not a valid argument against it.

Dave

Quote from: Tank on February 18, 2017, 02:00:30 PM
Quote from: Gloucester on February 18, 2017, 01:57:44 PM
Quote from: Tank on February 18, 2017, 01:48:23 PM
Quote from: Gloucester on February 18, 2017, 01:39:06 PM
What happens if:
A) I dent this car?
B) If another dents it?
C) If I crash it going
i) forwards
ii) backwards?

What repair facilities are available? Is a "no fault" insurance option available?

A) The car is self-healing and thus dent proof.
B) see A
C i) see A
   ii) see A
Ah, so this car needs no services?
No. It just needs your totally commitment 24/7/365(6 on leap years)
OK, good, so we can rededicate all the buildings previously associated with maintaining this vehicle to something useful - like public conveniences, pubs, music venues . . .
Tomorrow is precious, don't ruin it by fouling up today.
Passed Monday 10th Dec 2018 age 74

Arturo

It's Okay To Say You're Welcome
     Just let people be themselves.
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Tank

Quote from: Gloucester on February 18, 2017, 03:24:55 PM
Quote from: Tank on February 18, 2017, 02:00:30 PM
Quote from: Gloucester on February 18, 2017, 01:57:44 PM
Quote from: Tank on February 18, 2017, 01:48:23 PM
Quote from: Gloucester on February 18, 2017, 01:39:06 PM
What happens if:
A) I dent this car?
B) If another dents it?
C) If I crash it going
i) forwards
ii) backwards?

What repair facilities are available? Is a "no fault" insurance option available?

A) The car is self-healing and thus dent proof.
B) see A
C i) see A
   ii) see A
Ah, so this car needs no services?
No. It just needs your totally commitment 24/7/365(6 on leap years)
OK, good, so we can rededicate all the buildings previously associated with maintaining this vehicle to something useful - like public conveniences, pubs, music venues . . .
No!!!! Car showrooms would be much better.
If religions were TV channels atheism is turning the TV off.
"Religion is a culture of faith; science is a culture of doubt." ― Richard P. Feynman
'It is said that your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. That is true, it's called Life.' - Terry Pratchett
Remember, your inability to grasp science is not a valid argument against it.

Tank

If religions were TV channels atheism is turning the TV off.
"Religion is a culture of faith; science is a culture of doubt." ― Richard P. Feynman
'It is said that your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. That is true, it's called Life.' - Terry Pratchett
Remember, your inability to grasp science is not a valid argument against it.

xSilverPhinx

I never asked, do the dealers of this car accept money that, like the car, cannot be seen but has to be believed in? Sort of like a credit card but without the plastic card? :grin:
I am what survives if it's slain - Zack Hemsey


Tank

Quote from: xSilverPhinx on March 08, 2018, 01:20:22 AM
I never asked, do the dealers of this car accept money that, like the car, cannot be seen but has to be believed in? Sort of like a credit card but without the plastic card? :grin:

Don't be daft!!!! These conmen want cold hard cash. :grin:
If religions were TV channels atheism is turning the TV off.
"Religion is a culture of faith; science is a culture of doubt." ― Richard P. Feynman
'It is said that your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. That is true, it's called Life.' - Terry Pratchett
Remember, your inability to grasp science is not a valid argument against it.

xSilverPhinx

Quote from: Tank on March 08, 2018, 06:16:59 AM
Quote from: xSilverPhinx on March 08, 2018, 01:20:22 AM
I never asked, do the dealers of this car accept money that, like the car, cannot be seen but has to be believed in? Sort of like a credit card but without the plastic card? :grin:

Don't be daft!!!! These conmen want cold hard cash. :grin:

No imaginary money for an imaginary product, no deal!  :sulk:
I am what survives if it's slain - Zack Hemsey