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Game: The Next Person... (true or false)

Started by Amicale, May 21, 2012, 10:40:11 PM

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Magdalena

Quote from: Gloucester on April 20, 2017, 02:43:54 AM
True. I am Pastor O'Really of the Church of the Untied Reformed Hysterics and I have gained donations of $4 000 000 plus out of the suckers my congregation so far!

TNP really wants to rule the world.
True, but not as bad as you!  :worried:

TNP will celebrate tomorrow, April 20, 2017, at 4:20 AM, and at 4:20 PM.  :smokin cool:

"I've had several "spiritual" or numinous experiences over the years, but never felt that they were the product of anything but the workings of my own mind in reaction to the universe." ~Recusant

Davin

True, and all day long.

TNP like weird music even if they don't admit it.
Always question all authorities because the authority you don't question is the most dangerous... except me, never question me.

Biggus Dickus

False, I do like weird music, and I readily admit it.


TNP has been caught in a compromising position of self-gratification.



...and if true will share the details with us 8)

"Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair."

ChandlersPaleBlankSlurper

True. I was once caught scratching my back on a door frame at work by an unamused senior executive.

TNP lost a bet to Sir Bruno.

Bad Penny II

#1069
False, he found me morally wanting and went away.
The next person could of spent Buddy's $3 in so many ways.
Take my advice, don't listen to me.

Asmodean

False. It would barely buy me a box of matches :(
...True! I could spend muh matches in oh, so many ways!
...False. Most of those ways end up in jail.

Fuck... That's a good one. Ok, fine! I'll go with my original answer.

The next person actually knows how much a box of matches costs.
Quote from: Ecurb Noselrub on July 25, 2013, 08:18:52 PM
In Asmo's grey lump,
wrath and dark clouds gather force.
Luxembourg trembles.

jumbojak

False. When I need something is when I research the price and I have too many ways of starting fires ro need matches.

TNP has fixed something that would have been cheaper to just replace.

"Amazing what chimney sweeping can teach us, no? Keep your fire hot and
your flue clean."  - Ecurb Noselrub

"I'd be incensed by your impudence were I not so impressed by your memory." - Siz

Bad Penny II

#1072
True
The next person buys eggs, checks they aren't broken top and bottom
Doesn't pay more to be assured the ejector was kindly treated
Has no fear of any kind of end of life balancing of deeds.
Take my advice, don't listen to me.

joeactor

True! (ish)

TNP has a secret, but embarrassing, hidden talent...

Bluenose

True, but I can't talk about it because it's a secret...

TNP had a teenage crush on Marie Osmond
+++ Divide by cucumber error: please reinstall universe and reboot.  +++

GNU Terry Pratchett


Ecurb Noselrub

False.  I have a current crush on Marie Osmond (damn, she's hot!).

TNP would really like to just be a bum on a beach, maybe working one hour a day at a beach bar.

Tank

So true!

TNP would like to be a customer on said beach?
If religions were TV channels atheism is turning the TV off.
"Religion is a culture of faith; science is a culture of doubt." ― Richard P. Feynman
'It is said that your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. That is true, it's called Life.' - Terry Pratchett
Remember, your inability to grasp science is not a valid argument against it.

xSilverPhinx

Quote from: Tank on March 29, 2019, 05:45:31 PM
So true!

TNP would like to be a customer on said beach?

False, I can't stand the sand.

TNP instantly thought of this video when said beach was brought up.

I am what survives if it's slain - Zack Hemsey


Magdalena


"I've had several "spiritual" or numinous experiences over the years, but never felt that they were the product of anything but the workings of my own mind in reaction to the universe." ~Recusant

Ecurb Noselrub