Canada

[Ecurb Noselrub]

Not sure where this quote came from, but it's funny.

?Canada could have enjoyed: English government, French culture, and American know-how. Instead it ended up with: English know-how, French government, and American culture.?

[OldGit]

It's funny, but when you look closely at it, you can see the holes.

[Eric V Arachnid]

Neil comes from there so I have a positive bias.
I like their coins, they've got beavers on some.
I liked D'Juliet, you bastards bored her away.
Daughter 2 did her world champs thing there.
They don't play cricket, something went wrong.
Should be bros but are more like distant cousins.

[Dobermonster]

Our parliamentary system is based on the British system of government, and we even have a (largely ceremonial) representative of the Queen - the Governor-General. *stomps gleefully all over your joke*

[Ecurb Noselrub]

I'm sure there are holes and exaggerations in the joke.  I'm not even sure where it came from.