Punishing puns! and spoonerisms and malapropisms etc.

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Guardian85

#435
March 26, 2018, 01:41:24 AM
I wanted to be a gastric surgeon, but I didn't have the stomach for it.


"If scientist means 'not the dumbest motherfucker in the room,' I guess I'm a scientist, then."
-Unknown Smartass-

xSilverPhinx

#436
March 26, 2018, 11:02:13 PM


Coming soon! :lol:
I am what survives if it's slain - Zack Hemsey

Biggus Dickus

#437
March 27, 2018, 02:54:07 AM
"Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair."

Arturo

#438
March 27, 2018, 01:56:33 PM
Quote from: xSilverPhinx on January 01, 2018, 07:15:22 PM


This should be "It's my pharaoh-moans"
It's Okay To Say You're Welcome
     Just let people be themselves.
     Ａｒｔｕｒｏ　Ｔｈｅ１　 リ壱

Arturo

#439
March 27, 2018, 02:00:06 PM
It's Okay To Say You're Welcome
     Just let people be themselves.
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Arturo

#440
March 27, 2018, 02:41:01 PM
Babies don't come from China.....

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     Just let people be themselves.
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Magdalena

#441
March 27, 2018, 06:57:48 PM
Quote from: Arturo on March 27, 2018, 02:41:01 PM
Babies don't come from China.....

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Well, they really come from the uterus. The, "VaChina" is just the "birth canal." Some men also confuse the, "VaChina" with the vulva. Others confuse the, "VaChina" with the urethra, as well.

...Did you want to talk about the vagina, or are you just chit-chatting?  :popcorn:

"I've had several "spiritual" or numinous experiences over the years, but never felt that they were the product of anything but the workings of my own mind in reaction to the universe." ~Recusant

Arturo

#442
March 27, 2018, 07:03:38 PM
Quote from: Magdalena on March 27, 2018, 06:57:48 PM
Quote from: Arturo on March 27, 2018, 02:41:01 PM
Babies don't come from China.....

Sorry but you are not allowed to view spoiler contents.

Well, they really come from the uterus. The, "VaChina" is just the "birth canal." Some men also confuse the, "VaChina" with the vulva. Others confuse the, "VaChina" with the urethra, as well.

...Did you want to talk about the vagina, or are you just chit-chatting?  :popcorn:

It's Okay To Say You're Welcome
     Just let people be themselves.
     Ａｒｔｕｒｏ　Ｔｈｅ１　 リ壱

Arturo

#443
March 27, 2018, 07:04:43 PM
Quote from: Magdalena on March 27, 2018, 06:57:48 PM
Quote from: Arturo on March 27, 2018, 02:41:01 PM
Babies don't come from China.....

Sorry but you are not allowed to view spoiler contents.

Well, they really come from the uterus. The, "VaChina" is just the "birth canal." Some men also confuse the, "VaChina" with the vulva. Others confuse the, "VaChina" with the urethra, as well.

...Did you want to talk about the vagina, or are you just chit-chatting?  :popcorn:

It's Okay To Say You're Welcome
     Just let people be themselves.
     Ａｒｔｕｒｏ　Ｔｈｅ１　 リ壱

xSilverPhinx

#444
April 08, 2018, 07:12:20 PM
I am what survives if it's slain - Zack Hemsey

Tank

#445
April 10, 2018, 12:59:07 PM
What is a cat's favorite song?

Three Blind Mice.

If religions were TV channels atheism is turning the TV off.
"Religion is a culture of faith; science is a culture of doubt." ― Richard P. Feynman
'It is said that your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. That is true, it's called Life.' - Terry Pratchett
Remember, your inability to grasp science is not a valid argument against it.

Tank

#446
April 10, 2018, 01:00:48 PM
How can you spot the blind guy at the nudist colony?

It's not hard
If religions were TV channels atheism is turning the TV off.
"Religion is a culture of faith; science is a culture of doubt." ― Richard P. Feynman
'It is said that your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. That is true, it's called Life.' - Terry Pratchett
Remember, your inability to grasp science is not a valid argument against it.

Dave

#447
April 10, 2018, 01:10:22 PM
 :picard facepalm: ^3
Tomorrow is precious, don't ruin it by fouling up today.
Passed Monday 10th Dec 2018 age 74

xSilverPhinx

#448
April 15, 2018, 04:15:11 PM
I am what survives if it's slain - Zack Hemsey

xSilverPhinx

#449
April 16, 2018, 09:35:52 PM


I am what survives if it's slain - Zack Hemsey

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