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Punishing puns! and spoonerisms and malapropisms etc.

Started by Tank, December 19, 2015, 11:49:35 AM

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xSilverPhinx

Saw this in a FB post:

Who says chemistry jokes argon?
I am what survives if it's slain - Zack Hemsey


xSilverPhinx

I am what survives if it's slain - Zack Hemsey


Bad Penny II

That's kinda a surprise.
That's a surprise, kinda.
Take my advice, don't listen to me.

xSilverPhinx

I am what survives if it's slain - Zack Hemsey


Tank

The only thing that flat Earthers fear is sphere itself.

:rimshot:
If religions were TV channels atheism is turning the TV off.
"Religion is a culture of faith; science is a culture of doubt." ― Richard P. Feynman
'It is said that your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. That is true, it's called Life.' - Terry Pratchett
Remember, your inability to grasp science is not a valid argument against it.

Dave

Quote from: Tank on August 07, 2018, 08:31:52 AM
The only thing that flat Earthers fear is sphere itself.

:rimshot:

Oh, dear!

:lol:
Tomorrow is precious, don't ruin it by fouling up today.
Passed Monday 10th Dec 2018 age 74

Ecurb Noselrub

Quote from: xSilverPhinx on July 10, 2018, 01:35:03 AM


I've eaten at that restaurant. Fairly decent Tex-Mex.  No little Germans, though.

Tank

Scientists have discovered how trees communicate.

Sorry but you are not allowed to view spoiler contents.
If religions were TV channels atheism is turning the TV off.
"Religion is a culture of faith; science is a culture of doubt." ― Richard P. Feynman
'It is said that your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. That is true, it's called Life.' - Terry Pratchett
Remember, your inability to grasp science is not a valid argument against it.

Dave

Quote from: Tank on August 12, 2018, 07:09:15 PM
Scientists have discovered how trees communicate.

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Ah. They got to the root of the matter and twigged it, eh?
Tomorrow is precious, don't ruin it by fouling up today.
Passed Monday 10th Dec 2018 age 74

Tank

Quote from: Dave on August 12, 2018, 07:29:16 PM
Quote from: Tank on August 12, 2018, 07:09:15 PM
Scientists have discovered how trees communicate.

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Ah. They got to the root of the matter and twigged it, eh?

Pease leaf now!
If religions were TV channels atheism is turning the TV off.
"Religion is a culture of faith; science is a culture of doubt." ― Richard P. Feynman
'It is said that your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. That is true, it's called Life.' - Terry Pratchett
Remember, your inability to grasp science is not a valid argument against it.

Dave

Quote from: Tank on August 12, 2018, 07:32:31 PM
Quote from: Dave on August 12, 2018, 07:29:16 PM
Quote from: Tank on August 12, 2018, 07:09:15 PM
Scientists have discovered how trees communicate.

Sorry but you are not allowed to view spoiler contents.


Ah. They got to the root of the matter and twigged it, eh?

Pease leaf now!

Aw, I was just thinking of branching out into the subject.
Tomorrow is precious, don't ruin it by fouling up today.
Passed Monday 10th Dec 2018 age 74

Tank

Quote from: Dave on August 12, 2018, 07:58:18 PM
Quote from: Tank on August 12, 2018, 07:32:31 PM
Quote from: Dave on August 12, 2018, 07:29:16 PM
Quote from: Tank on August 12, 2018, 07:09:15 PM
Scientists have discovered how trees communicate.

Sorry but you are not allowed to view spoiler contents.


Ah. They got to the root of the matter and twigged it, eh?

Pease leaf now!

Aw, I was just thinking of branching out into the subject.

I think you should stick to what you know.
If religions were TV channels atheism is turning the TV off.
"Religion is a culture of faith; science is a culture of doubt." ― Richard P. Feynman
'It is said that your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. That is true, it's called Life.' - Terry Pratchett
Remember, your inability to grasp science is not a valid argument against it.

Dave

Quote from: Tank on August 12, 2018, 08:02:01 PM
Quote from: Dave on August 12, 2018, 07:58:18 PM
Quote from: Tank on August 12, 2018, 07:32:31 PM
Quote from: Dave on August 12, 2018, 07:29:16 PM
Quote from: Tank on August 12, 2018, 07:09:15 PM
Scientists have discovered how trees communicate.

Sorry but you are not allowed to view spoiler contents.


Ah. They got to the root of the matter and twigged it, eh?

Pease leaf now!

Aw, I was just thinking of branching out into the subject.

I think you should stick to what you know.
Yeah... oh, well, it's time for rest. You wood log me out if I kept it up.
Tomorrow is precious, don't ruin it by fouling up today.
Passed Monday 10th Dec 2018 age 74

xSilverPhinx

All these tree puns. No time forest?
I am what survives if it's slain - Zack Hemsey


xSilverPhinx

I am what survives if it's slain - Zack Hemsey