Non-puns will be deleted >:(
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A couple is walking in St. Petersburg Square on Christmas Eve. They feel a slight precipitation.
"I think it's raining," says the man.
"No, it's snowing," replies the woman.
"How about we ask this Communist officer here? He is always right!" exclaims the man. "Officer Rudolph, is it raining or snowing?"
"Definitely raining," Officer Rudolph replies before walking off.
The man turns to his wife with a smile. "See? Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear."
Three sailors walk into a bar. You'd think one of them would've seen it.
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Do you need an Ark?
I Noah guy!
My drug dealer really cracks me up.
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Shout out to the ones who don't know the opposite of 'in'!
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One for Megan:
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My sister bet that I couldn't build a car out of spaghetti. You should've seen her face when I drove pasta..
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:rimshot:
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My fear of roses is a thorny issue. I'm not sure what it stems from, but it seems likely I'll be stuck with it.
Thieves had broken into my house and stolen everything except my soap, shower gel, towels and deodorant.
Dirty Bastards.
It's not that the man did not know how to juggle, he just didn't have the balls to do it.
I once entered ten puns in a contest hoping one would win.
But... No pun in ten did.
How can you spot the blind guy at the nudist colony?
It's not hard.
Maybe only the Brits will get the significance of this one....
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^^^ Love it!
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I had a joke about murder that would've really killed but I'm sure you're all sick to death of those
... a friend of mine in a Pun competition (7th year running)
A local store had a very Praguematic approach to business - checks (cheques) were not accepted but Czechs were.
My neighbor has seen his share of all he should see. Been to war and back. Everything from mustard gas to pepper spray. He is what one might call a well seasoned veteran.
I think Santa has riverfront property in Brazil. All our presents came from Amazon this year.
So what if I don't know what apocalypse means!? It's not the end of the world!
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?
She ran away from the ball.
Did you hear about the Italian chef that died?
He pasta way.
We cannoli do so much.
His legacy will become a pizza history.
Here today, gone tomato.
Sadly, he ran out of thyme.
I'm sending olive my prayers to his family.
His wife is really devastated though, cheese still not over it.
You never saw sausage tragic thing.
This year the National Association of Psychologists held their annual conference at a local ski resort.
I have never seen so many Freudians slip.
Quote from: Tank on December 29, 2015, 03:50:09 PM
This year the National Association of Psychologists held their annual conference at a local ski resort.
I have never seen so many Freudians slip.
Think I've heard that one before.... :???:
Quote from: Guardian85 on December 29, 2015, 04:55:01 PM
Quote from: Tank on December 29, 2015, 03:50:09 PM
This year the National Association of Psychologists held their annual conference at a local ski resort.
I have never seen so many Freudians slip.
Think I've heard that one before.... :???:
No, no, no. You must be drunk!
Quote from: Tank on December 29, 2015, 05:01:09 PM
Quote from: Guardian85 on December 29, 2015, 04:55:01 PM
Quote from: Tank on December 29, 2015, 03:50:09 PM
This year the National Association of Psychologists held their annual conference at a local ski resort.
I have never seen so many Freudians slip.
Think I've heard that one before.... :???:
No, no, no. You must be drunk!
Too early on a Tuesday for that.
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That made me laugh out loud. :rofl:
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I wish people would stop asking me where I think I'm going to be in 5 years. I don't have 2020 vision.
Quote from: Budhorse4 on December 31, 2015, 07:44:54 PM
I wish people would stop asking me where I think I'm going to be in 5 years. I don't have 2020 vision.
And that's the last day you can post that!
Quote from: Tank on December 31, 2015, 11:11:12 PM
Quote from: Budhorse4 on December 31, 2015, 07:44:54 PM
I wish people would stop asking me where I think I'm going to be in 5 years. I don't have 2020 vision.
And that's the last day you can post that!
Had to get it in while I still can.
Quote from: Budhorse4 on December 31, 2015, 07:44:54 PM
I wish people would stop asking me where I think I'm going to be in 5 years. I don't have 2020 vision.
:rofl:
I wanna make a joke about sodium, but Na..
I remember 2015 like it was yesterday.
I just went to the coffee shop, while I was there the song "Bolero" came on over the speakers...about 8 minutes later just as I was about to leave everything started to un-Ravel.
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Leather armor is the best for sneaking because it's literally made of hide.
Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love, and got married.
Their wedding ceremony was nothing to write home about, but the reception was excellent!
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I don't give edam what anyone says, that's a gouda one.
I told my girlfriend she drew her eyebrows too high. She seemed surprised.
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I decided to join the knitting club. They seem like such a close-knit group.
I went to a funeral this morning for a friend who died from a viagra-overdose, the family was extremelly distraught because they couldn't close the casket.
It must have been hard on them.
Quote from: Bruno de la Pole on January 05, 2016, 04:36:08 PM
I went to a funeral this morning for a friend who died from a viagra-overdose, the family was extremelly distraught because they couldn't close the casket.
Quote from: Davin on January 05, 2016, 04:52:42 PM
It must have been hard on them.
Bruno de la Pole, Davin!
Both of you! Really! >:(
Cut it out!
Well he was obviously a stiff.
If you get sick at the airport it could be a terminal illness.
I listened to Justin Bieber, now I have hearing aids.
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Quote from: Bruno de la Pole on January 05, 2016, 04:36:08 PM
I went to a funeral this morning for a friend who died from a viagra-overdose, the family was extremelly distraught because they couldn't close the casket.
Quote from: Davin on January 05, 2016, 04:52:42 PM
It must have been hard on them.
Bruno de la Pole, Davin!
Both of you! Really! >:(
Cut it out!
Mags I really don't think "Cutting It Out" is the best resolution for this problem, surely they could just strap it down, anyway I'm not cutting anything.
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If you don't get watch this.
Sorry but you are not allowed to view spoiler contents.
Did you hear about the cross-eyed teacher who lost her job because she couldn't control her pupils?
I got an e-mail saying 'At Google Earth we can read maps backwards!'
I thought, "That's just spam."
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Quote from: Magdalena on January 06, 2016, 03:42:53 AM
Quote from: Bruno de la Pole on January 05, 2016, 04:36:08 PM
I went to a funeral this morning for a friend who died from a viagra-overdose, the family was extremelly distraught because they couldn't close the casket.
Quote from: Davin on January 05, 2016, 04:52:42 PM
It must have been hard on them.
Bruno de la Pole, Davin!
Both of you! Really! >:(
Cut it out!
Mags I really don't think "Cutting It Out" is the best resolution for this problem, surely they could just strap it down, anyway I'm not cutting anything.
Bruno de la Pole!
Really! >:(
Knock it off!
Quote from: Magdalena on January 07, 2016, 03:52:18 AM
Quote from: Bruno de la Pole on January 06, 2016, 12:59:44 PM
Quote from: Magdalena on January 06, 2016, 03:42:53 AM
Quote from: Bruno de la Pole on January 05, 2016, 04:36:08 PM
I went to a funeral this morning for a friend who died from a viagra-overdose, the family was extremelly distraught because they couldn't close the casket.
Quote from: Davin on January 05, 2016, 04:52:42 PM
It must have been hard on them.
Bruno de la Pole, Davin!
Both of you! Really! >:(
Cut it out!
Mags I really don't think "Cutting It Out" is the best resolution for this problem, surely they could just strap it down, anyway I'm not cutting anything.
Bruno de la Pole!
Really! >:(
Knock it off!
Magdalena ,so you want I should pull out?
Quote from: Bruno de la Pole on January 07, 2016, 05:35:56 AM
Quote from: Magdalena on January 07, 2016, 03:52:18 AM
Quote from: Bruno de la Pole on January 06, 2016, 12:59:44 PM
Quote from: Magdalena on January 06, 2016, 03:42:53 AM
Quote from: Bruno de la Pole on January 05, 2016, 04:36:08 PM
I went to a funeral this morning for a friend who died from a viagra-overdose, the family was extremelly distraught because they couldn't close the casket.
Quote from: Davin on January 05, 2016, 04:52:42 PM
It must have been hard on them.
Bruno de la Pole, Davin!
Both of you! Really! >:(
Cut it out!
Mags I really don't think "Cutting It Out" is the best resolution for this problem, surely they could just strap it down, anyway I'm not cutting anything.
Bruno de la Pole!
Really! >:(
Knock it off!
Magdalena ,so you want I should pull out?
Bruno de la Pole!
Really! >:(
Zip it, just zip it!
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See? You see?! The Asmo is in on it too! ;D
Quote from: Magdalena on January 07, 2016, 06:39:25 AM
Quote from: Bruno de la Pole on January 07, 2016, 05:35:56 AM
Quote from: Magdalena on January 07, 2016, 03:52:18 AM
Quote from: Bruno de la Pole on January 06, 2016, 12:59:44 PM
Quote from: Magdalena on January 06, 2016, 03:42:53 AM
Quote from: Bruno de la Pole on January 05, 2016, 04:36:08 PM
I went to a funeral this morning for a friend who died from a viagra-overdose, the family was extremelly distraught because they couldn't close the casket.
Quote from: Davin on January 05, 2016, 04:52:42 PM
It must have been hard on them.
Bruno de la Pole, Davin!
Both of you! Really! >:(
Cut it out!
Mags I really don't think "Cutting It Out" is the best resolution for this problem, surely they could just strap it down, anyway I'm not cutting anything.
Bruno de la Pole!
Really! >:(
Knock it off!
Magdalena ,so you want I should pull out?
Bruno de la Pole!
Really! >:(
Zip it, just zip it!
Magdalena , not sure how long I can keep this up.
Quote from: Bruno de la Pole on January 07, 2016, 01:02:31 PM
Quote from: Magdalena on January 07, 2016, 06:39:25 AM
Quote from: Bruno de la Pole on January 07, 2016, 05:35:56 AM
Quote from: Magdalena on January 07, 2016, 03:52:18 AM
Quote from: Bruno de la Pole on January 06, 2016, 12:59:44 PM
Quote from: Magdalena on January 06, 2016, 03:42:53 AM
Quote from: Bruno de la Pole on January 05, 2016, 04:36:08 PM
I went to a funeral this morning for a friend who died from a viagra-overdose, the family was extremelly distraught because they couldn't close the casket.
Quote from: Davin on January 05, 2016, 04:52:42 PM
It must have been hard on them.
Bruno de la Pole, Davin!
Both of you! Really! >:(
Cut it out!
Mags I really don't think "Cutting It Out" is the best resolution for this problem, surely they could just strap it down, anyway I'm not cutting anything.
Bruno de la Pole!
Really! >:(
Knock it off!
Magdalena ,so you want I should pull out?
Bruno de la Pole!
Really! >:(
Zip it, just zip it!
Magdalena , not sure how long I can keep this up.
You should check with your doctor to see if the blue pill is right for you.
Quote from: Davin on January 07, 2016, 01:30:40 PM
Quote from: Bruno de la Pole on January 07, 2016, 01:02:31 PM
Quote from: Magdalena on January 07, 2016, 06:39:25 AM
Quote from: Bruno de la Pole on January 07, 2016, 05:35:56 AM
Quote from: Magdalena on January 07, 2016, 03:52:18 AM
Quote from: Bruno de la Pole on January 06, 2016, 12:59:44 PM
Quote from: Magdalena on January 06, 2016, 03:42:53 AM
Quote from: Bruno de la Pole on January 05, 2016, 04:36:08 PM
I went to a funeral this morning for a friend who died from a viagra-overdose, the family was extremelly distraught because they couldn't close the casket.
Quote from: Davin on January 05, 2016, 04:52:42 PM
It must have been hard on them.
Bruno de la Pole, Davin!
Both of you! Really! >:(
Cut it out!
Mags I really don't think "Cutting It Out" is the best resolution for this problem, surely they could just strap it down, anyway I'm not cutting anything.
Bruno de la Pole!
Really! >:(
Knock it off!
Magdalena ,so you want I should pull out?
Bruno de la Pole!
Really! >:(
Zip it, just zip it!
Magdalena , not sure how long I can keep this up.
You should check with your doctor to see if the blue pill is right for you.
Bruno de la Pole, Davin!
Both of you! Really! >:(
It is getting tense.
Break it up and drop it.
Quote from: Magdalena on January 07, 2016, 01:49:06 PM
Quote from: Davin on January 07, 2016, 01:30:40 PM
Quote from: Bruno de la Pole on January 07, 2016, 01:02:31 PM
Quote from: Magdalena on January 07, 2016, 06:39:25 AM
Quote from: Bruno de la Pole on January 07, 2016, 05:35:56 AM
Quote from: Magdalena on January 07, 2016, 03:52:18 AM
Quote from: Bruno de la Pole on January 06, 2016, 12:59:44 PM
Quote from: Magdalena on January 06, 2016, 03:42:53 AM
Quote from: Bruno de la Pole on January 05, 2016, 04:36:08 PM
I went to a funeral this morning for a friend who died from a viagra-overdose, the family was extremelly distraught because they couldn't close the casket.
Quote from: Davin on January 05, 2016, 04:52:42 PM
It must have been hard on them.
Bruno de la Pole, Davin!
Both of you! Really! >:(
Cut it out!
Mags I really don't think "Cutting It Out" is the best resolution for this problem, surely they could just strap it down, anyway I'm not cutting anything.
Bruno de la Pole!
Really! >:(
Knock it off!
Magdalena ,so you want I should pull out?
Bruno de la Pole!
Really! >:(
Zip it, just zip it!
Magdalena , not sure how long I can keep this up.
You should check with your doctor to see if the blue pill is right for you.
Bruno de la Pole, Davin!
Both of you! Really! >:(
It is getting tense.
Break it up and drop it.
Oops, I'm sorry...nothing to say here.
(Premature Posting, so embarrassing)
Quote from: Magdalena on January 07, 2016, 01:49:06 PM
Quote from: Davin on January 07, 2016, 01:30:40 PM
Quote from: Bruno de la Pole on January 07, 2016, 01:02:31 PM
Quote from: Magdalena on January 07, 2016, 06:39:25 AM
Quote from: Bruno de la Pole on January 07, 2016, 05:35:56 AM
Quote from: Magdalena on January 07, 2016, 03:52:18 AM
Quote from: Bruno de la Pole on January 06, 2016, 12:59:44 PM
Quote from: Magdalena on January 06, 2016, 03:42:53 AM
Quote from: Bruno de la Pole on January 05, 2016, 04:36:08 PM
I went to a funeral this morning for a friend who died from a viagra-overdose, the family was extremelly distraught because they couldn't close the casket.
Quote from: Davin on January 05, 2016, 04:52:42 PM
It must have been hard on them.
Bruno de la Pole, Davin!
Both of you! Really! >:(
Cut it out!
Mags I really don't think "Cutting It Out" is the best resolution for this problem, surely they could just strap it down, anyway I'm not cutting anything.
Bruno de la Pole!
Really! >:(
Knock it off!
Magdalena ,so you want I should pull out?
Bruno de la Pole!
Really! >:(
Zip it, just zip it!
Magdalena , not sure how long I can keep this up.
You should check with your doctor to see if the blue pill is right for you.
Bruno de la Pole, Davin!
Both of you! Really! >:(
It is getting tense.
Break it up and drop it.
I can't stop, and it's lasted longer than four hours.
Quote from: Davin on January 07, 2016, 02:07:35 PM
Quote from: Magdalena on January 07, 2016, 01:49:06 PM
Quote from: Davin on January 07, 2016, 01:30:40 PM
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Quote from: Magdalena on January 07, 2016, 06:39:25 AM
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Quote from: Bruno de la Pole on January 06, 2016, 12:59:44 PM
Quote from: Magdalena on January 06, 2016, 03:42:53 AM
Quote from: Bruno de la Pole on January 05, 2016, 04:36:08 PM
I went to a funeral this morning for a friend who died from a viagra-overdose, the family was extremelly distraught because they couldn't close the casket.
Quote from: Davin on January 05, 2016, 04:52:42 PM
It must have been hard on them.
Bruno de la Pole, Davin!
Both of you! Really! >:(
Cut it out!
Mags I really don't think "Cutting It Out" is the best resolution for this problem, surely they could just strap it down, anyway I'm not cutting anything.
Bruno de la Pole!
Really! >:(
Knock it off!
Magdalena ,so you want I should pull out?
Bruno de la Pole!
Really! >:(
Zip it, just zip it!
Magdalena , not sure how long I can keep this up.
You should check with your doctor to see if the blue pill is right for you.
Bruno de la Pole, Davin!
Both of you! Really! >:(
It is getting tense.
Break it up and drop it.
Quote from: Bruno de la Pole on January 07, 2016, 02:00:52 PM
Oops, I'm sorry...nothing to say here.
(Premature Posting, so embarrassing)
I can't stop, and it's lasted longer than four hours.
Bruno de la Pole, Davin!
Both of you! Really! >:(
Put a lid on it.
Just let it rest--in peace.
Funerals will never be the same for me from now on. :shifty:
Why don't bunnies make noise when they have sex? Because they have cotton balls.
Quote from: Magdalena on January 07, 2016, 02:14:54 PM
Quote from: Davin on January 07, 2016, 02:07:35 PM
Quote from: Magdalena on January 07, 2016, 01:49:06 PM
Quote from: Davin on January 07, 2016, 01:30:40 PM
Quote from: Bruno de la Pole on January 07, 2016, 01:02:31 PM
Quote from: Magdalena on January 07, 2016, 06:39:25 AM
Quote from: Bruno de la Pole on January 07, 2016, 05:35:56 AM
Quote from: Magdalena on January 07, 2016, 03:52:18 AM
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Quote from: Magdalena on January 06, 2016, 03:42:53 AM
Quote from: Bruno de la Pole on January 05, 2016, 04:36:08 PM
I went to a funeral this morning for a friend who died from a viagra-overdose, the family was extremelly distraught because they couldn't close the casket.
Quote from: Davin on January 05, 2016, 04:52:42 PM
It must have been hard on them.
Bruno de la Pole, Davin!
Both of you! Really! >:(
Cut it out!
Mags I really don't think "Cutting It Out" is the best resolution for this problem, surely they could just strap it down, anyway I'm not cutting anything.
Bruno de la Pole!
Really! >:(
Knock it off!
Magdalena ,so you want I should pull out?
Bruno de la Pole!
Really! >:(
Zip it, just zip it!
Magdalena , not sure how long I can keep this up.
You should check with your doctor to see if the blue pill is right for you.
Bruno de la Pole, Davin!
Both of you! Really! >:(
It is getting tense.
Break it up and drop it.
Quote from: Bruno de la Pole on January 07, 2016, 02:00:52 PM
Oops, I'm sorry...nothing to say here.
(Premature Posting, so embarrassing)
I can't stop, and it's lasted longer than four hours.
Bruno de la Pole, Davin!
Both of you! Really! >:(
Put a lid on it.
Just let it rest--in peace.
Funerals will never be the same for me from now on. :shifty:
Ok
MagdalenaDavin I think something like this would work, we just need to reposition.
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I saw a girl today who had 12 nipples. Sounds crazy, dozen tit?
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A cartoonist was found dead in his home. Details are sketchy.
The Asmo blames the cartoonist. Shouldnae have drawn the muslim prophet with a bomb in his turban. >:(
What is it called when you are so constipated that you can't even pass gas?
Congestive Fart Failure.
Sticking with the funeral theme.
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Reading while sunbathing makes you well-red.
a roman walks into a bar, holds up two fingers and says, "five beers please"
Quote from: Bruno de la Pole on January 10, 2016, 01:31:53 AM
a roman walks into a bar, holds up two fingers and says, "five beers please"
Ha-ha! I get it. :snicker:
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A good Latin student never declines sex.
Quote from: Bruno de la Pole on January 10, 2016, 03:23:16 AM
A good Latin student never declines sex.
I suppose that makes me a good latin student. ;)
Funny, I barely speak any latin....
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Who is this?
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A creatively decorated asthma inhaler?
Vlad the Inhaler
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Four fonts walk into a bar. The barman says "Hey get out! We don't want your type in here!"
Quote from: Asmodean on January 11, 2016, 08:28:49 AM
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We're on the pun thread where accuracy is different from elsewhere.
Quote from: Tank on January 11, 2016, 12:41:56 PM
Quote from: Asmodean on January 11, 2016, 08:28:49 AM
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We're on the pun thread where accuracy is different from elsewhere.
Besides, while you were gone I took over your position as forum deity.
Hm! No Divine Eyebrows. >:(
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Quote from: Budhorse4 on January 11, 2016, 04:35:26 PM
Quote from: Tank on January 11, 2016, 12:41:56 PM
Quote from: Asmodean on January 11, 2016, 08:28:49 AM
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We're on the pun thread where accuracy is different from elsewhere.
Besides, while you were gone I took over your position as forum deity.
Quote from: Asmodean on January 11, 2016, 05:20:58 PM
Hm! No Divine Eyebrows. >:(
Multiple deities?
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I like that.
Yes, well... He shalt SMITE the blasphemously-Divine-Eyebrowless one, THEN we'll see. >:(
Quote from: Asmodean on January 13, 2016, 07:05:09 AM
Yes, well... He shalt SMITE the blasphemously-Divine-Eyebrowless one, THEN we'll see. >:(
Yes, THEN we'll see, but right now, we have two: The Grayly-Divine Grumpy Lumpy one, and The Blasphemously-Divine-Eyebrowless one, (AKA Goddess of chaos.) I do want coffee and doughnuts, but I also want--what is it that The Asmo provides? I forgot. :headscratch:
Pebbles. Asmo provides pebbles.
That not very inviting anymore, is it?
Quote from: Magdalena on January 13, 2016, 06:38:24 PM
Quote from: Asmodean on January 13, 2016, 07:05:09 AM
Yes, well... He shalt SMITE the blasphemously-Divine-Eyebrowless one, THEN we'll see. >:(
Yes, THEN we'll see, but right now, we have two: The Grayly-Divine Grumpy Lumpy one, and The Blasphemously-Divine-Eyebrowless one, (AKA Goddess of chaos.) I do want coffee and doughnuts, but I also want--what is it that The Asmo provides? I forgot. :headscratch:
I'll have you know my eyebrows are a thing of beauty. >:(
Quote from: Budhorse4 on January 13, 2016, 06:54:27 PM
I'll have you know my eyebrows are a thing of beauty. >:(
Having had them incredoulusly raised in my general direction I have to agree with the godess on this one.
More latin puns:
Locative Party: It's Where it's At
I can't believe I got fired from the calendar factory, all I did was take a day off.
Quote from: Budhorse4 on January 14, 2016, 01:11:56 AM
I can't believe I got fired from the calendar factory, all I did was take a day off.
Yes, well... Thou who usurpest and whatnot. >:(
Actually, we do compensate for the Earth's rotation not being quite in sync with the calendar, do we not? Damn, I'm getting old. :-(
The first time I used an elevator it was really uplifting, then it let me down.
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Stealing someone's coffee is called a mugging.
My niece had a new teacher today, said she cat understand her.
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She needs to really pay attention to the feliner points.
That one may be the most painful.
There were two ships. One had red paint, one had blue paint. They collided.
At last report, the survivors were marooned.
Quote from: Davin on January 18, 2016, 02:37:36 PM
She needs to really pay attention to the feliner points.
That one may be the most painful.
She did report a purr-fect attendance for the class.
Quote from: Bruno de la Pole on January 18, 2016, 07:40:48 PM
Quote from: Davin on January 18, 2016, 02:37:36 PM
She needs to really pay attention to the feliner points.
That one may be the most painful.
She did report a purr-fect attendance for the class.
She gives out litter grades.
Quote from: Davin on January 19, 2016, 02:47:34 PM
Quote from: Bruno de la Pole on January 18, 2016, 07:40:48 PM
Quote from: Davin on January 18, 2016, 02:37:36 PM
She needs to really pay attention to the feliner points.
That one may be the most painful.
She did report a purr-fect attendance for the class.
She gives out litter grades.
Paw-lease, I heard she flunked everybody.
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I heard the substitute is a real bitch.
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Quote from: Budhorse4 on January 19, 2016, 03:13:41 PM
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I heard the substitute is a real bitch.
I don't know about that, she subbed for my Home Economics class, and her woofles were pawsome.
I entered a local newspaper's pun contest. I sent in ten different puns in the hope that at least one of the puns would win. No pun in ten did.
I had trouble in one particular class in college because the professor had called on me to solve an exponential equation and I told her I couldn't because as an atheist I don't believe in higher powers.
They told me I had type-A blood, but it was a Type-O.
Question: If a Catholic Astronaut is weightless aboard the International Space Station, do they have mass?
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As atheists and non-believers it's important for us to avoid joining dangerous cults, so please: Practice Safe Sects!
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Not sure if I've ever mentioned this here on the forum before, but when I was young and attending catholic school I briefly entertained the idea of becoming a monk, but found out I was cloisterphobic.
I went into a shop and I said, "Can someone sell me a kettle." The bloke said "Kenwood" I said, "okay, where is he?"
I phoned the local gym and I asked if they could teach me how to do the splits. He said, "How flexible are you?" I said, "I can't make Tuesdays."
So I met this bloke with a didgeridoo and he was playing Dancing Queen on it. I thought, that's aboriginal...
A termite walks into a bar and says "Is the bar tender here?"
The Duracell bunny has been arrested. He's charged with battery.
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Quote from: Tank on January 23, 2016, 10:33:25 AM
So I met this bloke with a didgeridoo and he was playing Dancing Queen on it. I thought, that's aboriginal...
took me a bit - good one (can look at it 3 ways)
I'm sorry to hear your uncle was run over by a boat in Venice.
My gondolences.
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Is a book on voyeurism a peeping tome?
Thanks to fossils, archaeologists have been able to determine that there once a genetic mutation millions of year ago, causing the creation of a five-legged dinosaur.
As far as we know, this is the first evidence we have ever seen of a reptile dysfunction.
:jaded rimshot:
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Rancher Ralph raised Angora goats, but disease dwindled his herd to two pitiful billies. From that point forward, whenever there was an issue Rancher Ralph was considered to be the goat two guy.
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Knock Knock!
Quote from: Tank on February 05, 2016, 06:46:43 AM
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I hope so!
From one of my students:
I went to a zoo the other day, it only had one animal. It was a Shih Tzu.
Quote from: Claireliontamer on February 05, 2016, 03:27:12 PM
Quote from: Tank on February 05, 2016, 06:46:43 AM
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I hope so!
So I don't get this, and have to assume it's a UK thing?
Spring is just around the corner.
Quote from: Tank on February 05, 2016, 06:25:12 PM
Spring is just around the corner.
So it's not a UK thing, it's a Bruno is "too dense" thing...anyway I was concentrating too much on the shadow it cast, thought it was a notebook or something?
Duh...
Same here.
Why did the programmer quit his job?
Because he didn't get arrays.
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From one of our new members.
"Wiping out an entire insect species could be catastrophic for monkey people and give rise to vegetable based life-forms...
Planet of the grapes.
Zen"
What do witches use in the summer???
Sun tan potion!
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I would so cook with that... 8)
It's hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs because they always take things literally.
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Quote from: Tank on January 23, 2016, 11:57:00 AM
The Duracell bunny has been arrested. He's charged with battery.
It's a case of mistaken identity since the bunny is from Energizer. You'll see, the charge won't last long.
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When she told me I was average, she was just being mean.
Coffee enemas wake your ass up.
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In case you are thinking of becoming a new dog owner it is wise to remember that most dogs "Can't Handle their Licker".
The experienced carpenter really nailed it, but the new guy screwed everything up.
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Quote from: Tank on March 14, 2016, 01:05:56 PM
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You should be banned for that Tank.
Bruno, today is
Monday, March 14
Pi Day 2016
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Quote from: Magdalena on March 14, 2016, 05:32:45 PM
Bruno, today is
Monday, March 14
Pi Day 2016
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I'm aware of that Maggie ;D, but that doesn't change the fact that Tanks "Chicken-Pot-Pi" wasn't worth getting banned for, your's are probably worse.
I ban both of you.
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Quote from: Bruno de la Pole on March 14, 2016, 07:27:50 PM
Quote from: Magdalena on March 14, 2016, 05:32:45 PM
Bruno, today is
Monday, March 14
Pi Day 2016
....
I'm aware of that Maggie ;D
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:snicker:
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If you thought the Chicken Pi was bad....
Sorry but you are not allowed to view spoiler contents.
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... apparently, the grass is always greener on the other's hide.
A man's home is his castle, in a manor of speaking.
Just seen a documentary about how they used to bolt together metal to make boats and bridges. It was riveting.
My friend @punmanben is posting a pun a day... Here is today's:
Benjamin Ziek (@PunManBen) tweeted at 4:03 PM on Fri, Mar 18, 2016:
I laid down on a lounger, and I found out it was stuffed with down. That's when I knew I was on a wild goose chaise #punnedwagon @punmanben
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It all started when my dog began getting free roll over minutes.
Never marry a tennis player. Love means nothing to them.
^^Love that one Claire...
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A couple more from my friend Ben:
I was counting my quartz and amethyst, and I got arrested. That's what I get for doing crystal math.
They said the new statue was made of marble, but I just took it for granite.
A cell said to his sister, "Part of me is breaking off." "What part?" He replied. "It's my toe, sis!"
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I think Joe should have been banned for the one above^^ ;D
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^ Argh! :bleh:
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If you need someone to kill
I'm a man without a will
Quote from: Tank on April 17, 2016, 08:01:23 AM
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ok I find this extremely cute!
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What's the difference between a Snowman, and a Snowomen?
"Snowballs"
There was a kidnapping yesterday near my house,...I woke him up.
I accidentally swallowed some food coloring yesterday, and I feel like I dyed a little bit inside.
I'm so fucking hungry right now I could eat a Henway.
What's a Henway Bruno?
About five pounds.
Did you all hear about the fire last night at the circus?
It was in tents!
In-tents!
What's a pirates favorite letter of the alphabet?
The sea, a pirates first love is always the sea!
A Network Engineer went to the Doctor, and he told the Doctor, "It hurts when IP"!
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A nurse pulls a rectal thermometer out of her pocket and thinks, some asshole has my pen.
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^
Apparently, she was heard shouting "Get off your sorry ass or I'll smack you with the neck of this guitar". He replied "Is that a fret?"
^
She says it started with a string of offenses mostly because he was always tuning her out.
(you guys are good... oh, yeah...)
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^ OMG!!! I can hear him say "Coral".
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Re you impieing that the hay will go to heaven out a horses ass?
Cheech Marin started teaching Spanish at a school in his hometown.
They called him the Cheecher.
Sylvester Stallone and Arnold Schwarzenegger confirmed they will be doing a movie about Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart and John Sebastian Bach. When asked about who he would play, Schwarzenegger said, "I'll be Bach."
I went to this zoo, and in the whole place the only animal was one domestic dog. It was a Shih Tzu.
Will the puns stop? Yo, I don't know.
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Quote from: Icarus on May 14, 2016, 03:22:59 AM
Re you impieing that the hay will go to heaven out a horses ass?
I think it's Christian Bale, an English Actor.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christian_Bale
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^^ lol! (ow) ^^
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^ :grin:
Quote from: Tank on June 12, 2016, 09:56:33 AM
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Huh..? :???:
If someone can come up with a pun that links the before their timedness of the Velvet Underground which included John Cale with the current popularity of spinachy kale to my satisfaction, I'll pay them $1.50
Quote from: Asmodean on June 12, 2016, 03:21:37 PM
Quote from: Tank on June 12, 2016, 09:56:33 AM
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Huh..? :???:
Juggler = Jugular
http://mentalfloss.com/article/69463/50-amazing-puns-past-pun-competitions (http://mentalfloss.com/article/69463/50-amazing-puns-past-pun-competitions)
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The philosophy student was invited to a brothel by his room-mates, but decided to stay home and study.
He put Descartes before the whores...
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Lots of laughs interspersed with some groans.
Something must be corrupted - whenever I try to access the extended emoticons, I get a site saying 'about blank'. Any suggestions?
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Be careful about how you use puns, there were Punic Wars in olden times!
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. . . do you get if you cross a pickle with a deer?
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. . . do you get if you pour vinegar in your ear?
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. . . is green and has two wheels?
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[Groan]
What has a 1000cc engine, two wheels and cuts grass?
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Quote from: Tank on July 21, 2016, 07:32:17 AM
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Ok, UK question - Are green onions called chives in the UK?
They do that in Texas, and I always thought it was odd. I mean, when I ask for chives on my baked potato, I don't want green onions. I want chives!
Quote from: Tank on July 21, 2016, 07:32:17 AM
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Chives, here in Britland, look like a grass and you cut leaves as needed and chop them into little rings.
What some Americans call "scallions" or "green onions" seem to be what we call "spring onions" - tops like large chives and a bulb that can vary in size, from not much wider than the stem to a globe maybe 3/4 inch or more across.
One of my favourite foods, so versatile raw or cooked - part of the "holy trinity" of Thai cooking, along with garlic and ginger . . .more of my favourites.
Chives growing in a pot. We cut off the 'blades'. These are chives in the UK. I've never seen anybody eating the roots.
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Quote from: Tank on July 21, 2016, 06:59:55 PM
Chives growing in a pot. We cut off the 'blades'. These are chives in the UK. I've never seen anybody eating the roots.
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Shall we start a food and drink thread, Tank?
Yes... That's what I call chives as well.
What did the mother buffalo say when her son left? Bison.
We already have a foodie thread, I think.
We also eat the chive blade in the US, chopped up and put on baked potatoes, usually.
Quote from: xSilverPhinx on July 24, 2016, 04:45:49 PM
What did the mother buffalo say when her son left? Bison.
What's the difference between a bison and a buffalo?
You can't wash your hands in a buffalo.
Quote from: Ecurb Noselrub on July 24, 2016, 04:49:17 PM
We already have a foodie thread, I think.
We also eat the chive blade in the US, chopped up and put on baked potatoes, usually.
Mixed with cottage cheese or a cheese sauce is nice as well. I have used then as a garnish, sprinkled over fried chicken strips just before service - just the gentlest taste of onion.
Since we are talking food, lettuce turnip the beet. I donut understand puns, usually. But I try to romaine calm. But if the subject is food, peas don't make me hungry! All this talk about foods that I can't eat is bacon my heart.
"Keep clear of the muesli people"
"The who?"
"You know, the fruits, flakes and nuts!"
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Quote from: xSilverPhinx on August 19, 2016, 10:22:46 PM
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Hey! That's a gas!
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^^ (*ow*)
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Quote from: Tank on September 03, 2016, 04:51:47 PM
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:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
12 Pun Costumes for Halloween (http://mentalfloss.com/article/69648/12-pun-costumes-halloween)
^^^ ;D :o ;)
I don't know if this has been posted before, but here goes. ;D
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Quote from: xSilverPhinx on September 17, 2016, 12:29:54 AM
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That's where the bear rolls his eyes, does an absent-minded slapping gesture and we see the deer with its bear hands and all flying through the air into a tree, yes?
Yes, I believe that would be the most likely sequence of events. :smilenod:
What did the pirate say when he found his peg leg in his freezer?
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Never trust an atom, they make up everything.
Quote from: Tom62 on October 22, 2016, 07:41:37 PM
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I want this as my Christmas cards.
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Also, that one had a rattie in it.
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So my professor made these puns* on the first day of class today.
"You can earn extra credit for seeing me for 15 minutes"
"Now why would I want you to see me? Any guesses?"
*Awkward silence*
"Maybe so you can ask me questions like what MY major is, although that should be obvious"
Quote from: Arturo on May 09, 2017, 02:38:21 AM
So my professor made these pins on the first day of class today.
"You can earn extra credit for seeing me for 15 minutes"
"Now why would I want you to see me? Any guesses?"
*Awkward silence*
"Maybe so you can ask me questions like what MY major is, although that should be obvious"
This is killing me! Please point out the pun, because I am too stupid to see it.
Quote from: hermes2015 on May 09, 2017, 06:15:00 AM
Quote from: Arturo on May 09, 2017, 02:38:21 AM
So my professor made these pins on the first day of class today.
"You can earn extra credit for seeing me for 15 minutes"
"Now why would I want you to see me? Any guesses?"
*Awkward silence*
"Maybe so you can ask me questions like what MY major is, although that should be obvious"
This is killing me! Please point out the pun, because I am too stupid to see it.
Me too. :scratch:
I think I'm missing something here.
Quote from: xSilverPhinx on May 09, 2017, 10:15:27 AM
Quote from: hermes2015 on May 09, 2017, 06:15:00 AM
Quote from: Arturo on May 09, 2017, 02:38:21 AM
So my professor made these pins on the first day of class today.
"You can earn extra credit for seeing me for 15 minutes"
"Now why would I want you to see me? Any guesses?"
*Awkward silence*
"Maybe so you can ask me questions like what MY major is, although that should be obvious"
This is killing me! Please point out the pun, because I am too stupid to see it.
Me too. :scratch:
I think I'm missing something here.
Glad I am not the only dense one here. Arturo, put us out of our misery and explain, please.
Quote from: hermes2015 on May 09, 2017, 01:44:01 PM
Quote from: xSilverPhinx on May 09, 2017, 10:15:27 AM
Quote from: hermes2015 on May 09, 2017, 06:15:00 AM
Quote from: Arturo on May 09, 2017, 02:38:21 AM
So my professor made these pins on the first day of class today.
"You can earn extra credit for seeing me for 15 minutes"
"Now why would I want you to see me? Any guesses?"
*Awkward silence*
"Maybe so you can ask me questions like what MY major is, although that should be obvious"
This is killing me! Please point out the pun, because I am too stupid to see it.
Me too. :scratch:
I think I'm missing something here.
Glad I am not the only dense one here. Arturo, put us out of our misery and explain, please.
While Arturo keeps us in suspense over his pun here's one:
Maybe Jesus was actually a gay man and was simply saying, "Ah...men".
Quote from: Father Bruno on May 09, 2017, 03:24:09 PM
Maybe Jesus was actually a gay man and was simply saying, "Ah...men".
The Irish are going to get you.
Quote from: hermes2015 on May 09, 2017, 05:43:00 PM
Quote from: Father Bruno on May 09, 2017, 03:24:09 PM
Maybe Jesus was actually a gay man and was simply saying, "Ah...men".
The Irish are going to get you.
Fortunately I'm Polish ;D
Quote from: Father Bruno on May 09, 2017, 05:44:17 PM
Quote from: hermes2015 on May 09, 2017, 05:43:00 PM
Quote from: Father Bruno on May 09, 2017, 03:24:09 PM
Maybe Jesus was actually a gay man and was simply saying, "Ah...men".
The Irish are going to get you.
Fortunately I'm Polish ;D
You can't hide from the Garda. They are everywhere, protecting God's good name.
Quote from: hermes2015 on May 09, 2017, 05:55:03 PM
Quote from: Father Bruno on May 09, 2017, 05:44:17 PM
Quote from: hermes2015 on May 09, 2017, 05:43:00 PM
Quote from: Father Bruno on May 09, 2017, 03:24:09 PM
Maybe Jesus was actually a gay man and was simply saying, "Ah...men".
The Irish are going to get you.
Fortunately I'm Polish ;D
You can't hide from the Garda. They are everywhere, protecting God's good name.
If the Blarney Stone were Jesus, would kissing it make me Gaelic too?
Quote from: Father Bruno on May 10, 2017, 09:58:51 PM
Quote from: hermes2015 on May 09, 2017, 05:55:03 PM
Quote from: Father Bruno on May 09, 2017, 05:44:17 PM
Quote from: hermes2015 on May 09, 2017, 05:43:00 PM
Quote from: Father Bruno on May 09, 2017, 03:24:09 PM
Maybe Jesus was actually a gay man and was simply saying, "Ah...men".
The Irish are going to get you.
Fortunately I'm Polish ;D
You can't hide from the Garda. They are everywhere, protecting God's good name.
If the Blarney Stone were Jesus, would kissing it make me Gaelic too?
No, it would be a gay lick.
^
:picard facepalm:
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Quote from: Gloucester on May 11, 2017, 07:18:19 AM
^
:picard facepalm:
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It's not just you, I had this problem on my tablet. :scratch:
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Quote from: hermes2015 on May 09, 2017, 01:44:01 PM
Quote from: xSilverPhinx on May 09, 2017, 10:15:27 AM
Quote from: hermes2015 on May 09, 2017, 06:15:00 AM
Quote from: Arturo on May 09, 2017, 02:38:21 AM
So my professor made these pins on the first day of class today.
"You can earn extra credit for seeing me for 15 minutes"
"Now why would I want you to see me? Any guesses?"
*Awkward silence*
"Maybe so you can ask me questions like what MY major is, although that should be obvious"
This is killing me! Please point out the pun, because I am too stupid to see it.
Me too. :scratch:
I think I'm missing something here.
Glad I am not the only dense one here. Arturo, put us out of our misery and explain, please.
It just came e off really sexual to me
Quote from: Arturo on May 19, 2017, 04:45:43 AM
Quote from: hermes2015 on May 09, 2017, 01:44:01 PM
Quote from: xSilverPhinx on May 09, 2017, 10:15:27 AM
Quote from: hermes2015 on May 09, 2017, 06:15:00 AM
Quote from: Arturo on May 09, 2017, 02:38:21 AM
So my professor made these pins on the first day of class today.
"You can earn extra credit for seeing me for 15 minutes"
"Now why would I want you to see me? Any guesses?"
*Awkward silence*
"Maybe so you can ask me questions like what MY major is, although that should be obvious"
This is killing me! Please point out the pun, because I am too stupid to see it.
Me too. :scratch:
I think I'm missing something here.
Glad I am not the only dense one here. Arturo, put us out of our misery and explain, please.
It just came e off really sexual to me
Oh, I get it now! ;D
...I think. :notsure:
There was a large part of a tree missing after a storm. I guess it wanted to leave, but it still had roots holding it there.
And remember. . . Time flies like an arrow, but fruit flies like a banana.
Quote from: Tank on May 30, 2017, 06:52:03 AM
And remember. . . Time flies like an arrow, but fruit flies like a banana.
:lol: That's a good one!
Quote from: xSilverPhinx on May 30, 2017, 04:18:21 PM
Quote from: Tank on May 30, 2017, 06:52:03 AM
And remember. . . Time flies like an arrow, but fruit flies like a banana.
:lol: That's a good one!
I agree, that's really funny ;D
Going to try it out on my son tonight, see what he thinks.
Quote from: Father Bruno on May 30, 2017, 06:05:25 PM
Quote from: xSilverPhinx on May 30, 2017, 04:18:21 PM
Quote from: Tank on May 30, 2017, 06:52:03 AM
And remember. . . Time flies like an arrow, but fruit flies like a banana.
:lol: That's a good one!
I agree, that's really funny ;D
Going to try it out on my son tonight, see what he thinks.
Have a banana handy when you tell him!
One night a Viking named Rudolph the Red was looking outside the window when he said, "It's going to rain".
His wife asked, "How do you know?".
"Because Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear".
Bloke, way out in the Ozzie outback, really did a job on his car's gearbox, lots of wheels, no teeth.
He radioed in for the delivery of a new set of gears from the dealers. In stock but can't deliver for a month. After lots of pleading he gets them to load them on the local air shuttle, but that's too big to land at his place so - they agree to parachute them.
Two days later; the shuttle is passing over and he sees the crate thrown out. The chute opens with a big snap and a jerk. So big in fact the crate disintegrates and its contents fall free.
"Dammit!" he shouts to his wife, "Take cover, it's raining Datsun cogs!"
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I get it!
^^ :far out:
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^ :lol:
I had to say that three times fast before I finally got it! :P
At least, I
think I got it...
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Quote from: xSilverPhinx on July 04, 2017, 05:39:51 PM
^ :lol:
I had to say that three times fast before I finally got it! :P
At least, I think I got it...
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It was too abstruse for me, my excuse is that dleepless night - yawwwwn.
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Hare Krishna!
You're going to be late for school!
^ :rofl:
How many South Americans does it take to change a lightbulb?...A Brazilian!
Where do animals go when their tails fall off?...A Retail Store!
What kind of bagel can fly?...A Plain Bagel!
Did you hear about the constipated mathematician?..He worked his problem out with a pencil...It was a #2!
What's Forrest Gump's password?...1Forrest1!
So two snare drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff...Ba Da Ting!
:rimshot:
Quote from: Father Bruno on August 08, 2017, 08:31:12 PM
How many South Americans does it take to change a lightbulb?...A Brazilian!
Where do animals go when their tails fall off?...A Retail Store!
What kind of bagel can fly?...A Plain Bagel!
Did you hear about the constipated mathematician?..He worked his problem out with a pencil...It was a #2!
What's Forrest Gump's password?...1Forrest1!
So two snare drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff...Ba Da Ting!
:rimshot:
Ouch!
Quote from: Father Bruno on August 08, 2017, 08:31:12 PM
How many South Americans does it take to change a lightbulb?...A Brazilian!
Where do animals go when their tails fall off?...A Retail Store!
What kind of bagel can fly?...A Plain Bagel!
Did you hear about the constipated mathematician?..He worked his problem out with a pencil...It was a #2!
What's Forrest Gump's password?...1Forrest1!
So two snare drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff...Ba Da Ting!
:rimshot:
Those are very good, Father Bruno, especially the first one. :P
Laughed at them all, especially #5.
I just listened to Justin Bieber, now I have hearing aids.
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(ouch!)
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:grin: This one's for Mags:
"I threw a butter out the window the other day, I wanted to see a butter fly."
Quote from: xSilverPhinx on September 14, 2017, 12:29:46 AM
:grin: This one's for Mags:
"I threw a butter out the window the other day, I wanted to see a butter fly."
:rimshot:
:snicker:
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Do you think in black and white terms?
Yes or No?
^ :lol:
There are two types of people in this world: those who say there are two types of people and those who don't.
Quote from: Arturo on September 16, 2017, 01:14:01 AM
Do you think in black and white terms?
Yes or No?
Ummm, maybe?
Another one of those anoying no-goes that went!
How come the roll of toilette paper couldn't cross the road?
Because it got stuck in a crack.
Quote from: Davin on September 18, 2017, 04:42:46 PM
How come the roll of toilette paper couldn't cross the road?
Because it got stuck in a crack.
That's a Fun Bun Pun, Hon.
Quote from: Ecurb Noselrub on September 18, 2017, 04:56:12 PM
Quote from: Davin on September 18, 2017, 04:42:46 PM
How come the roll of toilette paper couldn't cross the road?
Because it got stuck in a crack.
That's a Fun Bun Pun, Hon.
As opposed to a bum bum pun, chum?
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Quote from: xSilverPhinx on September 20, 2017, 10:37:00 PM
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:rofl:
Looks like it could need 1 000 000 Ohmmmms!
With 1 000 000 Ohmmmms you could probably resist anything! ;D
Quote from: xSilverPhinx on September 21, 2017, 08:50:34 AM
With 1 000 000 Ohmmmms you could probably resist anything! ;D
Well, looks like it is a fsirly tolerant entity, it might be satisfied with only 950 000 Ommmms
Quote from: Dave on September 21, 2017, 09:14:06 AM
Quote from: xSilverPhinx on September 21, 2017, 08:50:34 AM
With 1 000 000 Ohmmmms you could probably resist anything! ;D
Well, looks like it is a fsirly tolerant entity, it might be satisfied with only 950 000 Ommmms
Heheh! :grin:
Darth Vader asks someone if they saw his son.
They reply, "What does he Luke like?"
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Darth Vader asks someone if they saw his son.
They reply, "What does he Luke like?"
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That was a Terry-ble pun. When the sound of puking Peters out I'll Collin the clean-up squad.
Quote from: Dave on September 23, 2017, 07:32:42 AM
Quote from: xSilverPhinx on September 23, 2017, 07:27:54 AM
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They reply, "What does he Luke like?"
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That was a Terry-ble pun. When the sound of puking Peters out I'll Collin the clean-up squad.
Aww come on. :grin: It wasn't so Brad.
(OK, that didn't work so well. :lol:)
Good thing there's no such thing as chilli/tomato hybrids out there!
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Quote from: xSilverPhinx on September 23, 2017, 07:42:15 AM
Quote from: Dave on September 23, 2017, 07:32:42 AM
Quote from: xSilverPhinx on September 23, 2017, 07:27:54 AM
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They reply, "What does he Luke like?"
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That was a Terry-ble pun. When the sound of puking Peters out I'll Collin the clean-up squad.
Aww come on. :grin: It wasn't so Brad.
(OK, that didn't work so well. :lol:)
Good thing there's no such thing as chilli/tomato hybrids out there!
All puns aside (cuz this will be abad one) a tomato/chilli hybrid sounds like it would make a good
chilli*breathe in*
10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1
*breathe out*
Now think of something not so stupid a what I've just said. Like cats. Or puppies. Or turtles.
What do you call someone who has an inherent psychological hatred of two wheeled transport?
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Sooooo tempted to give you a 24 ban for that! ;D
Too late but it would have been better the other way round;
"What is a cycle-path?" .
"A person who has . . ."
Quote from: Tank on September 23, 2017, 09:45:35 AM
Sooooo tempted to give you a 24 ban for that! ;D
:snicker:
Be careful Dave, the way to hell is paved with punishable puns!
I'm trying to come up with a pun about philosophy, but I Kant.
Quote from: Guardian85 on September 29, 2017, 03:34:00 PM
I'm trying to come up with a pun about philosophy, but I Kant.
Maybe puns just aren't your Nietzsche.
Quote from: Guardian85 on September 29, 2017, 03:34:00 PM
I'm trying to come up with a pun about philosophy, but I Kant.
:picard facepalm:
5/10 Marx for that
Quote from: Davin on September 29, 2017, 05:45:32 PM
Quote from: Guardian85 on September 29, 2017, 03:34:00 PM
I'm trying to come up with a pun about philosophy, but I Kant.
Maybe puns just aren't your Nietzsche.
:picard facepalm: :picard facepalm:
8/10 Marx for this follow-up.
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Quote from: Dave on September 29, 2017, 06:00:48 PM
Quote from: Davin on September 29, 2017, 05:45:32 PM
Quote from: Guardian85 on September 29, 2017, 03:34:00 PM
I'm trying to come up with a pun about philosophy, but I Kant.
Maybe puns just aren't your Nietzsche.
:picard facepalm: :picard facepalm:
8/10 Marx for this follow-up.
Oh... now you've Dennet!
Quote from: Davin on September 29, 2017, 08:22:46 PM
Quote from: Dave on September 29, 2017, 06:00:48 PM
Quote from: Davin on September 29, 2017, 05:45:32 PM
Quote from: Guardian85 on September 29, 2017, 03:34:00 PM
I'm trying to come up with a pun about philosophy, but I Kant.
Maybe puns just aren't your Nietzsche.
:picard facepalm: :picard facepalm:
8/10 Marx for this follow-up.
Oh... now you've Dennet!
You are all Spinoza control!
Quote from: Father Bruno on September 29, 2017, 08:32:02 PM
Quote from: Davin on September 29, 2017, 08:22:46 PM
Quote from: Dave on September 29, 2017, 06:00:48 PM
Quote from: Davin on September 29, 2017, 05:45:32 PM
Quote from: Guardian85 on September 29, 2017, 03:34:00 PM
I'm trying to come up with a pun about philosophy, but I Kant.
Maybe puns just aren't your Nietzsche.
:picard facepalm: :picard facepalm:
8/10 Marx for this follow-up.
Oh... now you've Dennet!
You are all Spinoza control!
No, sir. I'm Unger control.
Quote from: Davin on September 29, 2017, 08:34:49 PM
Quote from: Father Bruno on September 29, 2017, 08:32:02 PM
Quote from: Davin on September 29, 2017, 08:22:46 PM
Quote from: Dave on September 29, 2017, 06:00:48 PM
Quote from: Davin on September 29, 2017, 05:45:32 PM
Quote from: Guardian85 on September 29, 2017, 03:34:00 PM
I'm trying to come up with a pun about philosophy, but I Kant.
Maybe puns just aren't your Nietzsche.
:picard facepalm: :picard facepalm:
8/10 Marx for this follow-up.
Oh... now you've Dennet!
You are all Spinoza control!
No, sir. I'm Unger control.
NO YOU ARENDT!
Quote from: Father Bruno on September 29, 2017, 08:54:09 PM
Quote from: Davin on September 29, 2017, 08:34:49 PM
Quote from: Father Bruno on September 29, 2017, 08:32:02 PM
Quote from: Davin on September 29, 2017, 08:22:46 PM
Quote from: Dave on September 29, 2017, 06:00:48 PM
Quote from: Davin on September 29, 2017, 05:45:32 PM
Quote from: Guardian85 on September 29, 2017, 03:34:00 PM
I'm trying to come up with a pun about philosophy, but I Kant.
Maybe puns just aren't your Nietzsche.
:picard facepalm: :picard facepalm:
8/10 Marx for this follow-up.
Oh... now you've Dennet!
You are all Spinoza control!
No, sir. I'm Unger control.
NO YOU ARENDT!
Stop shouting, FrB, you are Acton badly.
It's getting to be a Paine to catch up!
Think I'll console myself with a Bacon sarnie.
Quote from: Dave on September 29, 2017, 09:11:26 PM
Quote from: Father Bruno on September 29, 2017, 08:54:09 PM
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Quote from: Father Bruno on September 29, 2017, 08:32:02 PM
Quote from: Davin on September 29, 2017, 08:22:46 PM
Quote from: Dave on September 29, 2017, 06:00:48 PM
Quote from: Davin on September 29, 2017, 05:45:32 PM
Quote from: Guardian85 on September 29, 2017, 03:34:00 PM
I'm trying to come up with a pun about philosophy, but I Kant.
Maybe puns just aren't your Nietzsche.
:picard facepalm: :picard facepalm:
8/10 Marx for this follow-up.
Oh... now you've Dennet!
You are all Spinoza control!
No, sir. I'm Unger control.
NO YOU ARENDT!
Stop shouting, FrB, you are Acton badly.
It's getting to be a Paine to catch up!
Think I'll console myself with a Bacon sarnie.
HEY DAVE!
This is between Davin and me so why don't you just Levinas alone!!
Quote from: Father Bruno on September 29, 2017, 09:19:56 PM
Quote from: Dave on September 29, 2017, 09:11:26 PM
Quote from: Father Bruno on September 29, 2017, 08:54:09 PM
Quote from: Davin on September 29, 2017, 08:34:49 PM
Quote from: Father Bruno on September 29, 2017, 08:32:02 PM
You are all Spinoza control!
No, sir. I'm Unger control.
NO YOU ARENDT!
Stop shouting, FrB, you are Acton badly.
It's getting to be a Paine to catch up!
Think I'll console myself with a Bacon sarnie.
HEY DAVE!
This is between Davin and me so why don't you just Levinas alone!!
I don't think it's Wright to treat other people that way. Besides, Heil probably join in no matter what you say.
Quote from: Father Bruno on September 29, 2017, 09:19:56 PM
Quote from: Dave on September 29, 2017, 09:11:26 PM
Quote from: Father Bruno on September 29, 2017, 08:54:09 PM
Quote from: Davin on September 29, 2017, 08:34:49 PM
Quote from: Father Bruno on September 29, 2017, 08:32:02 PM
Quote from: Davin on September 29, 2017, 08:22:46 PM
Quote from: Dave on September 29, 2017, 06:00:48 PM
Quote from: Davin on September 29, 2017, 05:45:32 PM
Quote from: Guardian85 on September 29, 2017, 03:34:00 PM
I'm trying to come up with a pun about philosophy, but I Kant.
Maybe puns just aren't your Nietzsche.
:picard facepalm: :picard facepalm:
8/10 Marx for this follow-up.
Oh... now you've Dennet!
You are all Spinoza control!
No, sir. I'm Unger control.
NO YOU ARENDT!
Stop shouting, FrB, you are Acton badly.
It's getting to be a Paine to catch up!
Think I'll console myself with a Bacon sarnie.
HEY DAVE!
This is between Davin and me so why don't you just Levinas alone!!
Watts? OK, all Wright, but I was in this before you Monk!
[Beaten to the Wright post there![
Quote from: Davin on September 29, 2017, 09:26:09 PM
Quote from: Father Bruno on September 29, 2017, 09:19:56 PM
Quote from: Dave on September 29, 2017, 09:11:26 PM
Quote from: Father Bruno on September 29, 2017, 08:54:09 PM
Quote from: Davin on September 29, 2017, 08:34:49 PM
Quote from: Father Bruno on September 29, 2017, 08:32:02 PM
You are all Spinoza control!
No, sir. I'm Unger control.
NO YOU ARENDT!
Stop shouting, FrB, you are Acton badly.
It's getting to be a Paine to catch up!
Think I'll console myself with a Bacon sarnie.
HEY DAVE!
This is between Davin and me so why don't you just Levinas alone!!
I don't think it's Wright to treat other people that way. Besides, Heil probably join in no matter what you say.
You're right Davin, I was wrong to treat him that way, but he can be so Deleuze-nal!
Quote from: Dave on September 29, 2017, 09:27:59 PM
Quote from: Father Bruno on September 29, 2017, 09:19:56 PM
Quote from: Dave on September 29, 2017, 09:11:26 PM
Quote from: Father Bruno on September 29, 2017, 08:54:09 PM
Quote from: Davin on September 29, 2017, 08:34:49 PM
Quote from: Father Bruno on September 29, 2017, 08:32:02 PM
Quote from: Davin on September 29, 2017, 08:22:46 PM
Quote from: Dave on September 29, 2017, 06:00:48 PM
Quote from: Davin on September 29, 2017, 05:45:32 PM
Quote from: Guardian85 on September 29, 2017, 03:34:00 PM
I'm trying to come up with a pun about philosophy, but I Kant.
Maybe puns just aren't your Nietzsche.
:picard facepalm: :picard facepalm:
8/10 Marx for this follow-up.
Oh... now you've Dennet!
You are all Spinoza control!
No, sir. I'm Unger control.
NO YOU ARENDT!
Stop shouting, FrB, you are Acton badly.
It's getting to be a Paine to catch up!
Think I'll console myself with a Bacon sarnie.
HEY DAVE!
This is between Davin and me so why don't you just Levinas alone!!
Watts? OK, all Wright, but I was in this before you Monk!
[Beaten to the Wright post there![
Hah, you Lyotard...Davin and I have been doing this for days!
Quote from: Dave on September 29, 2017, 09:27:59 PM
Quote from: Father Bruno on September 29, 2017, 09:19:56 PM
Quote from: Dave on September 29, 2017, 09:11:26 PM
Quote from: Father Bruno on September 29, 2017, 08:54:09 PM
Quote from: Davin on September 29, 2017, 08:34:49 PM
Quote from: Father Bruno on September 29, 2017, 08:32:02 PM
Quote from: Davin on September 29, 2017, 08:22:46 PM
Quote from: Dave on September 29, 2017, 06:00:48 PM
Quote from: Davin on September 29, 2017, 05:45:32 PM
Quote from: Guardian85 on September 29, 2017, 03:34:00 PM
I'm trying to come up with a pun about philosophy, but I Kant.
Maybe puns just aren't your Nietzsche.
:picard facepalm: :picard facepalm:
8/10 Marx for this follow-up.
Oh... now you've Dennet!
You are all Spinoza control!
No, sir. I'm Unger control.
NO YOU ARENDT!
Stop shouting, FrB, you are Acton badly.
It's getting to be a Paine to catch up!
Think I'll console myself with a Bacon sarnie.
HEY DAVE!
This is between Davin and me so why don't you just Levinas alone!!
Watts? OK, all Wright, but I was in this before you Monk!
[Beaten to the Wright post there![
It's not very Priestly to be so exclusive
Quote from: Essie Mae on September 29, 2017, 09:45:36 PM
Quote from: Dave on September 29, 2017, 09:27:59 PM
Quote from: Father Bruno on September 29, 2017, 09:19:56 PM
Quote from: Dave on September 29, 2017, 09:11:26 PM
Quote from: Father Bruno on September 29, 2017, 08:54:09 PM
Quote from: Davin on September 29, 2017, 08:34:49 PM
Quote from: Father Bruno on September 29, 2017, 08:32:02 PM
Quote from: Davin on September 29, 2017, 08:22:46 PM
Quote from: Dave on September 29, 2017, 06:00:48 PM
Quote from: Davin on September 29, 2017, 05:45:32 PM
Quote from: Guardian85 on September 29, 2017, 03:34:00 PM
I'm trying to come up with a pun about philosophy, but I Kant.
Maybe puns just aren't your Nietzsche.
:picard facepalm: :picard facepalm:
8/10 Marx for this follow-up.
Oh... now you've Dennet!
You are all Spinoza control!
No, sir. I'm Unger control.
NO YOU ARENDT!
Stop shouting, FrB, you are Acton badly.
It's getting to be a Paine to catch up!
Think I'll console myself with a Bacon sarnie.
HEY DAVE!
This is between Davin and me so why don't you just Levinas alone!!
Watts? OK, all Wright, but I was in this before you Monk!
[Beaten to the Wright post there![
It's not very Priestly to be so exclusive
How Rand another one 8)
I'm sure that there are others Chompksy at the bit to Noam their favorite philosophers.
Quote from: Davin on September 29, 2017, 09:59:47 PM
I'm sure that there are others Chompksy at the bit to Noam their favorite philosophers.
Yeah, don't be a party Popper, join in folks!
Quote from: Dave on September 29, 2017, 10:05:02 PM
Quote from: Davin on September 29, 2017, 09:59:47 PM
I'm sure that there are others Chompksy at the bit to Noam their favorite philosophers.
Yeah, don't be a party Popper, join in folks!
Well Dave, you and Davin will have to deal with them yourselves as I've got to head out to my yoga class, so I'll just get the Foucault of here!
Quote from: Father Bruno on September 29, 2017, 10:07:39 PM
Well Dave, you and Davin will have to deal with them yourselves as I've got to head out to my yoga class, so I'll just get the Foucault of here!
Awwwww...Father,
yoga to go? :sadcheer:
Namast'ay. :snicker:
Father, is it true that men that go to yoga classes are very loose? :notsure:
Quote from: Magdalena on September 30, 2017, 01:01:25 AM
Quote from: Father Bruno on September 29, 2017, 10:07:39 PM
Well Dave, you and Davin will have to deal with them yourselves as I've got to head out to my yoga class, so I'll just get the Foucault of here!
Awwwww...Father, yoga to go? :sadcheer:
Namast'ay. :snicker:
Father, is it true that men that go to yoga classes are very loose? :notsure:
Namaste Magdalena... Namaste :notworthy:
I'm not sure what you mean by loose Mags, perhaps you are referring to my flexibility? If so than yes, I'm have become quite flexible during my years of practice...or perhaps you mean loose like an adulterer or a fornicater, a hussy, a jade, a strumpet, a trollop, a fornicator? ;D
Nah, I'm a good boy. ;)
Anyway I was Chomsky at the bit last night waiting to see how the philosphy pun thread was going to continue on without me, but I think you killed it Mags... :'(
Quote from: Father Bruno on September 30, 2017, 06:52:56 PM
Quote from: Magdalena on September 30, 2017, 01:01:25 AM
Quote from: Father Bruno on September 29, 2017, 10:07:39 PM
Well Dave, you and Davin will have to deal with them yourselves as I've got to head out to my yoga class, so I'll just get the Foucault of here!
Awwwww...Father, yoga to go? :sadcheer:
Namast'ay. :snicker:
Father, is it true that men that go to yoga classes are very loose? :notsure:
Namaste Magdalena... Namaste :notworthy:
I'm not sure what you mean by loose Mags, perhaps you are referring to my flexibility? If so than yes, I'm have become quite flexible during my years of practice...or perhaps you mean loose like an adulterer or a fornicater, a hussy, a jade, a strumpet, a trollop, a fornicator? ;D
Nah, I'm a good boy. ;)
Anyway I was Chomsky at the bit last night waiting to see how the philosphy pun thread was going to continue on without me, but I think you killed it Mags... :'(
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I did, didn't I?
:grin:
Yeah, Mags, you Poppered the party!
Well, put a temporary Block on it any way. But I have been Turing through the names and am thinking it might become a bit of a Bohr to keep Hacking away at this theme. So, on Sober reflection I'll call it a day - just make that day November 16th, World Philisophy Day.
I would join in the fun, but I always Plato win, so I won't spoil it for you.
Quote from: Father Bruno on September 30, 2017, 06:52:56 PM
I think you killed it Mags... :'(
Quote from: Dave on September 30, 2017, 09:07:24 PM
Yeah, Mags, you Poppered the party!
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Got this in a message:
1: What did one ocean say to the other ocean?
2: What?
1: Nothing, they just waved.
2: :picard facepalm:
1: Sea what I did there?
2: No.
1: Shore you did!
Quote from: xSilverPhinx on October 22, 2017, 10:50:44 PM
Got this in a message:
1: What did one ocean say to the other ocean?
2: What?
1: Nothing, they just waved.
2: :picard facepalm:
1: Sea what I did there?
2: No.
1: Shore you did!
That is an abysmal joke! Plumbs the very depths of humour...
Quite impressive; definitely in my 'so bad it's good' class
Quote from: Dave on October 23, 2017, 06:07:30 AM
Quote from: xSilverPhinx on October 22, 2017, 10:50:44 PM
Got this in a message:
1: What did one ocean say to the other ocean?
2: What?
1: Nothing, they just waved.
2: :picard facepalm:
1: Sea what I did there?
2: No.
1: Shore you did!
That is an abysmal joke! Plumbs the very depths of humour...
:grin:
Sometimes you look into the abyss and a bad joke looks right back at you.
Another bad joke as follows........
My girlfriend thinks that I am a midget piano player
Why does she say that?
I dunno, she keeps saying something about a tiny pianis.
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Need to build an ark? I Noah guy who can do it.
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(*ouch*)
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Are you an astronomy buff Silver? I can see Orion on most nights in the southern sky. The old boy has more than three objects in his belt, Only three of them are prominent. Messier objects are nearby. For you he will be in your northern sky if he is visible there at all. You will be able to see many things that I can not see, 'cause I am on the north side of the equator.
QuoteMessier objects are nearby.
'Bout time someone cleaned them up then!
Quote from: Dave on November 08, 2017, 06:09:18 AM
QuoteMessier objects are nearby.
'Bout time someone cleaned them up then!
beat me to it...
Quote from: Icarus on November 07, 2017, 11:15:52 PM
Are you an astronomy buff Silver? I can see Orion on most nights in the southern sky. The old boy has more than three objects in his belt, Only three of them are prominent. Messier objects are nearby. For you he will be in your northern sky if he is visible there at all. You will be able to see many things that I can not see, 'cause I am on the north side of the equator.
Hell yes! I wanted to be an astrophysicist when I was a kid, but that didn't work out unfortunately...can't get those numbers and formulas into my head to save my life. ;D
Orion is an easily seen constellation here, and the three bright stars are called the 'Three Marys'.
There's a cool free software called Stellarium if you're interested, where you can see the location and time of appearance of constellations and planets from any point on Earth.
Quote from: Dave on November 08, 2017, 06:09:18 AM
QuoteMessier objects are nearby.
'Bout time someone cleaned them up then!
:lol:
I'd be an astronomy hound if conditions were a bit different. I live in the city where light pollution is a problem. My weather patterns are such that there are clear skies rarely in the summer, spring, or fall. The winter skies are often clear and "seeing" is good. I am not happy when I am cold, so I am not inclined to spend much time outdoors at 4 or 5 A.M. when the temp is low even though conditions are good.
I had an eight inch Dobsonian reflector for a while. It was a hell of an instrument but it was really heavy, as any competent telescope needs to be. I became weary of hauling it around because of its bulk. I now have a mickey mouse little 80mm refractor. It is a good quality instrument but more appropriate for bird watching than for scanning the Pleiades. (the seven sisters have more than seven objects. I could find them with the eight incher)..... I am told the the badge on Subaru cars are a reference to the Pleiades. ...... Hoop de doo for my Subaru.
Quote from: xSilverPhinx on November 08, 2017, 11:34:32 PM
Quote from: Icarus on November 07, 2017, 11:15:52 PM
Are you an astronomy buff Silver? I can see Orion on most nights in the southern sky. The old boy has more than three objects in his belt, Only three of them are prominent. Messier objects are nearby. For you he will be in your northern sky if he is visible there at all. You will be able to see many things that I can not see, 'cause I am on the north side of the equator.
Hell yes! I wanted to be an astrophysicist when I was a kid, but that didn't work out unfortunately...can't get those numbers and formulas into my head to save my life. ;D
Orion is an easily seen constellation here, and the three bright stars are called the 'Three Marys'.
There's a cool free software called Stellarium if you're interested, where you can see the location and time of appearance of constellations and planets from any point on Earth.
There's an app for tablets where you point the tablet in any direction, including straight down, and can "see" all the stars, planets and galaxies on a map. Includes data about those things as well.. Brilliant!
Almost worth buying a tsblet for alone.
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What did one nut say to the other nut as he chased him?
I'm gonna cashew!
:shifty:
What are the strongest days of the week?
Saturday and Sunday, all the rest are week days.
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Quote from: xSilverPhinx on January 08, 2018, 02:08:42 PM
What are the strongest days of the week?
Saturday and Sunday, all the rest are week days.
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Hmm, looks like
punishable offence, but you are normally so
punctillious that to do so would be a fine example of a
punctilo - so we'll let you off!
:grin:
Oooh! Here's another one! :computerwave:
Why do pirates take so long to learn the alphabet?
Because they can take years at sea.
I don't know if this has been posted before but since we can't seem to get enough of bad puns here goes:
What did the buffalo say when his son went to college? Bison... :'(
... from Google Home:
Q: What do you do if you have a fear of elevators? A: Just take some steps to avoid them.
Q: Did you hear about the world's largest pickle? A: It's a really big dill.
Q: Did you hear the joke about the roof? A: I would tell you, but it tends to go over people's heads.
Q: The past, the present and the future walk into a bar. It was tense.
Q: The best way to carve wood is whittle by whittle.
Q: What do you call a Labrador that becomes a magician? A: A Labracadabrador.
^^^
Ha! ;D
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Ohm my god that was bad!
Watt are you talking about? It wasn't so bad! :grin:
The potential difference between you too over this is liable to cause a current of ampmity.
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^
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
OFFS!! :rofl:
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Why was the Dark Ages called that?
Because there were too many knights. :thumbsup2:
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Some more puns for y'all this fine morning.
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Quote from: xSilverPhinx on March 16, 2018, 02:04:43 PM
Some more puns for y'all this fine morning.
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:snicker:
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I wanted to be a gastric surgeon, but I didn't have the stomach for it.
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Coming soon! :lol:
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Quote from: xSilverPhinx on January 01, 2018, 07:15:22 PM
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This should be "It's my
pharaoh-moans"
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Babies don't come from China.....
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Quote from: Arturo on March 27, 2018, 02:41:01 PM
Babies don't come from China.....
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Well, they really come from the uterus. The, "VaChina" is just the "birth canal." Some men also confuse the, "VaChina" with the vulva. Others confuse the, "VaChina" with the urethra, as well.
...Did you want to talk about the vagina, or are you just chit-chatting? :popcorn:
Quote from: Magdalena on March 27, 2018, 06:57:48 PM
Quote from: Arturo on March 27, 2018, 02:41:01 PM
Babies don't come from China.....
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Well, they really come from the uterus. The, "VaChina" is just the "birth canal." Some men also confuse the, "VaChina" with the vulva. Others confuse the, "VaChina" with the urethra, as well.
...Did you want to talk about the vagina, or are you just chit-chatting? :popcorn:
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Quote from: Magdalena on March 27, 2018, 06:57:48 PM
Quote from: Arturo on March 27, 2018, 02:41:01 PM
Babies don't come from China.....
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Well, they really come from the uterus. The, "VaChina" is just the "birth canal." Some men also confuse the, "VaChina" with the vulva. Others confuse the, "VaChina" with the urethra, as well.
...Did you want to talk about the vagina, or are you just chit-chatting? :popcorn:
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What is a cat's favorite song?
Three Blind Mice.
How can you spot the blind guy at the nudist colony?
It's not hard
:picard facepalm: ^3
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You always post funny stuff, xSilverPhinx. :lol:
Thank you.
Who built the round table?
Sir Cumference.
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Quote from: Magdalena on April 16, 2018, 10:15:03 PM
You always post funny stuff, xSilverPhinx. :lol:
Thank you.
I try too. :grin:
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Quote from: xSilverPhinx on April 28, 2018, 05:14:20 PM
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Definitely a 'so bad it's good' contribution😱😀
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^
Oh, ho, ho . . .
:picard facepalm:
Quote from: Dave on May 31, 2018, 02:20:11 PM
^
Oh, ho, ho . . .
:picard facepalm:
I think Tank might need a time-out...
#YouveGoneTooFar
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Quote from: Tank on May 31, 2018, 04:07:49 PM
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Is your food processor not working?
Quote from: Bad Penny II on June 02, 2018, 03:00:55 PM
Quote from: Tank on May 31, 2018, 04:07:49 PM
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Is your food processor not working?
:rofl:
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Saw this in a FB post:
Who says chemistry jokes argon?
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That's kinda a surprise.
That's a surprise, kinda.
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The only thing that flat Earthers fear is sphere itself.
:rimshot:
Quote from: Tank on August 07, 2018, 08:31:52 AM
The only thing that flat Earthers fear is sphere itself.
:rimshot:
Oh, dear!
:lol:
Quote from: xSilverPhinx on July 10, 2018, 01:35:03 AM
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I've eaten at that restaurant. Fairly decent Tex-Mex. No little Germans, though.
Scientists have discovered how trees communicate.
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Quote from: Tank on August 12, 2018, 07:09:15 PM
Scientists have discovered how trees communicate.
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Ah. They got to the root of the matter and twigged it, eh?
Quote from: Dave on August 12, 2018, 07:29:16 PM
Quote from: Tank on August 12, 2018, 07:09:15 PM
Scientists have discovered how trees communicate.
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Ah. They got to the root of the matter and twigged it, eh?
Pease leaf now!
Quote from: Tank on August 12, 2018, 07:32:31 PM
Quote from: Dave on August 12, 2018, 07:29:16 PM
Quote from: Tank on August 12, 2018, 07:09:15 PM
Scientists have discovered how trees communicate.
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Ah. They got to the root of the matter and twigged it, eh?
Pease leaf now!
Aw, I was just thinking of branching out into the subject.
Quote from: Dave on August 12, 2018, 07:58:18 PM
Quote from: Tank on August 12, 2018, 07:32:31 PM
Quote from: Dave on August 12, 2018, 07:29:16 PM
Quote from: Tank on August 12, 2018, 07:09:15 PM
Scientists have discovered how trees communicate.
Sorry but you are not allowed to view spoiler contents.
Ah. They got to the root of the matter and twigged it, eh?
Pease leaf now!
Aw, I was just thinking of branching out into the subject.
I think you should stick to what you know.
Quote from: Tank on August 12, 2018, 08:02:01 PM
Quote from: Dave on August 12, 2018, 07:58:18 PM
Quote from: Tank on August 12, 2018, 07:32:31 PM
Quote from: Dave on August 12, 2018, 07:29:16 PM
Quote from: Tank on August 12, 2018, 07:09:15 PM
Scientists have discovered how trees communicate.
Sorry but you are not allowed to view spoiler contents.
Ah. They got to the root of the matter and twigged it, eh?
Pease leaf now!
Aw, I was just thinking of branching out into the subject.
I think you should stick to what you know.
Yeah... oh, well, it's time for rest. You wood log me out if I kept it up.
All these tree puns. No time forest?
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Quote from: xSilverPhinx on August 12, 2018, 10:59:58 PM
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of tree
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^
:lol:
https://qz.com/1344927/the-case-for-puns-as-the-most-elevated-display-of-wit/?mc_cid=565390f85e&mc_eid=01571cdef9
Quote from: hermes2015 on August 21, 2018, 07:35:45 AM
https://qz.com/1344927/the-case-for-puns-as-the-most-elevated-display-of-wit/?mc_cid=565390f85e&mc_eid=01571cdef9
It's good that the Bard had not barred the pun.
Quote from: Dave on August 21, 2018, 08:50:17 AM
Quote from: hermes2015 on August 21, 2018, 07:35:45 AM
https://qz.com/1344927/the-case-for-puns-as-the-most-elevated-display-of-wit/?mc_cid=565390f85e&mc_eid=01571cdef9
It's good that the Bard had not barred the pun.
:lol:
Astronaut 1: Hi mate, I can't find any milk for my coffee.
Astronaut 2: In space, no one can. Here, use cream.
Quote from: Tom62 on August 21, 2018, 07:38:16 PM
Astronaut 1: Hi mate, I can't find any milk for my coffee.
Astronaut 2: In space, no one can. Here, use cream.
:picard facepalm:
Quote from: Tom62 on August 21, 2018, 07:38:16 PM
Astronaut 1: Hi mate, I can't find any milk for my coffee.
Astronaut 2: In space, no one can. Here, use cream.
:picard facepalm:
Captain Picard was talking to the Chief Maintenance Techinician about problems regarding a piece of equipment used in modifying and repairing the fabric in the Enterprise, "OK, Chief, do your best to make it sew."
^ :lol: That's good!
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:rofl:
Ufo caught on tape is .....well, imaginative :clapping:
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Quote from: xSilverPhinx on September 02, 2018, 08:34:09 PM
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Thanks, Silver! My 10" wall clock is just a pair of hands, no numerals 'cos I did not like the ones that came with the mechanism.
Might just print off a variation of that.
Now I remember there used to be an animated "time flies" clock as a windows screen saver
Quote from: xSilverPhinx on September 02, 2018, 08:34:09 PM
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Reminds me of Groucho Marx: Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.
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The Uxbridge English Dictionary
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Hmm. :notsure:
Nasty bug: (https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/c/cf/VW_1302_%282013-09-15_2307_Spu%29.JPG/1200px-VW_1302_%282013-09-15_2307_Spu%29.JPG)
That's a damn beautiful bug!!!
Uxbridge and Bug... Ha! (keep 'em coming!)
Quote from: Tank on September 05, 2018, 12:13:24 PM
That's a damn beautiful bug!!!
Indeed! That is one beautiful specimen. I worked as a mechanic for many years. In general, the less a person spent on a new car, the less care they took of it. It was obvious with beetles, but they were damned near bullet proof, so people got good service out of them. The paint could chalk up something horrible, but they were still ambulatory.
And Brazil was the last place to make Bugs so there must be millions of them still about?
Quote from: Tank on September 06, 2018, 07:54:11 AM
And Brazil was the last place to make Bugs so there must be millions of them still about?
I wouldn't say there are that many, it's not as common a sight on the street anymore, but they're still there.
Quote from: xSilverPhinx on September 06, 2018, 02:12:33 PM
Quote from: Tank on September 06, 2018, 07:54:11 AM
And Brazil was the last place to make Bugs so there must be millions of them still about?
I wouldn't say there are that many, it's not as common a sight on the street anymore, but they're still there.
Was it Brazil that used alcohol fuelled Bugs as taxis?
Quote from: Dave on September 06, 2018, 03:03:22 PM
Quote from: xSilverPhinx on September 06, 2018, 02:12:33 PM
Quote from: Tank on September 06, 2018, 07:54:11 AM
And Brazil was the last place to make Bugs so there must be millions of them still about?
I wouldn't say there are that many, it's not as common a sight on the street anymore, but they're still there.
Was it Brazil that used alcohol fuelled Bugs as taxis?
I don't know, but it's likely.
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Is that the Excalibur hotel, Argentium?
Quote from: No one on September 18, 2018, 10:11:34 AM
Is that the Excalibur hotel, Argentium?
:thumbsup: :grin:
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I'll just wave that one bye-bye.
It was a bit of a flash in the pan.
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I just listened to Justin Bieber, now I have hearing aids.
Quote from: No one on September 29, 2018, 10:48:12 PM
I just listened to Justin Bieber, now I have hearing aids.
Why didn't you just pull one of your Uggs over your head? :P
I caught this really bad case of the flu in Madrid.
Whilst sniffling and coughing and rolling around in the hotel bed, I realised I needed medical attention, so I called the concierge to get help.
"Oh, so you're sick!" came the reply. "Not a problem. we'll send our very own hotel doctor up to your room right away!"
The doctor strolled into the room within seconds, and whilst I stuttered and tried to comprehend the situation, he gave me some medication to ease the symptoms. When I finally stammered out "h...how does the hotel have their own doctor on call?" He simply shook his head and cracked a smile and replied:
"No one expects the Spanish inn physician."
Quote from: Bluenose on November 19, 2018, 01:28:34 AM
"No one expects the Spanish inn physician."
:picard facepalm: :lol:
Consider me punished.
Tank's been rather punny these days it seems. ;D
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^ :snicker:
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Those are both good :D
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^ :rofl:
That's a good one!
Not a pun but maybe useful to Silver and the sister thing......... Do you realize the the words: Dammit I,m mad....can be spelled both forward and backward.
Is this thread only for puns, or are spoonerisms and malapropisms allowed as well?
Quote from: hermes2015 on January 26, 2019, 03:47:17 AM
Is this thread only for puns, or are spoonerisms and malapropisms allowed as well?
Title changed to reflect evolution of the forum zeitgeist to; Punishing puns! and spoonerisms and malapropisms etc.
Quote from: Tank on January 26, 2019, 08:40:09 AM
Quote from: hermes2015 on January 26, 2019, 03:47:17 AM
Is this thread only for puns, or are spoonerisms and malapropisms allowed as well?
Title changed to reflect evolution of the forum zeitgeist to; Punishing puns! and spoonerisms and malapropisms etc.
I thank you from the heart of my bottom.
You can't say malapropism without Norm Crosby:
^ ;D I like him, but my wife can't stand his shtick. She has other redeeming features, though.
Quote from: Dark Lightning on January 26, 2019, 02:42:54 PM
^ ;D I like him, but my wife can't stand his shtick. She has other redeeming features, though.
;D ;D ;D
:lol:
Quote from: Icarus on January 26, 2019, 01:48:13 AM
Not a pun but maybe useful to Silver and the sister thing......... Do you realize the the words: Dammit I,m mad....can be spelled both forward and backward.
That's cool. ;D
If Tank adds palindromes to the thread title, it's gonna get kind of crowded with words.
There's been drought inland, the Murray-Darling river system is suffering, FISH HAVE DIED! :'(
Those evil upstream cotton irrigators have been snavelling all the water.
So there are enquiries going on, I heard a Greens senator on the radio saying the results will be damning.
Hey stop throwing your old vegetables at me! That's funny damn you, damning sounds exactly the same as damming.
Unappreciative bastards, I don't think I'll bother any more.
Some of this stuff is quite edible, this zucchini isn't too flexible.
They're $4 a kg.
More puns?
I'm going to try for an avocado.
:rofl:
Harr! $4/kg!? That kind of price puts it in marital aid territory.
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:o :o :o
This place STILL needs a "like" button! And, ;D
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^ That's so awful it's good! :lol:
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No matter how kind you think your children are, German children are kinder.
:rofl:
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I don't know if this has already been posted here, but here goes:
Can February march? No, but April may!
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That's bad!
That was not so bad, SIlver. I laughed out loud. Laughter is damn good therapy.
:grin: :grin: :grin:
What made Wales Hungary for Turkey Chile?
They wanted it because it has less Greece.
Last night my wife asked me to make meat loaf. I told her I would do anything for dinner, but I won't do that...
In some circles Bigfoot is often mistaken for Sasquatch...Yeti never complains.
A cheese factory exploded in France.
Da Brie is everywhere.
What's the difference between a circus and a brothel?
A circus has a cunning array of stunts...
^ ooooh! ;D
We just bought a pony!!
Her mother's name is Vino Blanca, and the Father's name is Dark Red Wine, so we named the pony "Caberneigh:!
Quote from: Papasito Bruno on August 19, 2021, 06:12:29 PM
We just bought a pony!!
Her mother's name is Vino Blanca, and the Father's name is Dark Red Wine, so we named the pony "Caberneigh:!
If the mother's name was "Mare-Low" you would have a little table wine.
Cowch for sale.
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Some sad news, apparently Bruce Willis overdosed on Viagra!
He always said he'd "Die Hard"!
I listened to Justin Bieber, now I have hearing aids.
I don't know about anyone else, but I had no idea that Bruce Lee had a brother, I was always under the impression that he was an only child.
Apparently he is a well known Vegan.
His name by the way is Broco Lee.
Schroedinger's cat walks into a bar...
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