New York Times
May 31st 114NC
This morning the last believer passed away at the age of 107. Dalia Moss was born in Lahore, Pakistan on Jan 12th 7NC. She was a neo-Muslim. As far as can be ascertained not one of the Earth's 3.62 billion human inhabitants now follow any organised belief system or hold a personal view that the Universe was instituted by a supernatural entity.
The AI population has stated "We mourn the passing of one of our mortal friends but at the same time rejoice that they have finally closed a most damaging chapter in their history. Our thoughts are with the friends and relations of Dalia Moss."
This is a momentous occasion as it now means that Earth can become a full voting member of the League of Rational Worlds.
What would your future hold?
#DaliaMossLastBeliever
Quote from: Tank on October 19, 2017, 09:03:12 AM
This is a momentous occasion as it now means that Earth can become a full voting member of the League of Rational Worlds.
Bullshit and conceit.
You'll have to loose your gonads before you get to go there.
edit: I think I thought I meant lose.
I think mine are already pretty loose.
Quote from: Davin on October 19, 2017, 03:04:10 PM
I think mine are already pretty loose.
That's as it should be but there's the verb to be considered and I don't want to be promoting it.
DETROIT NEWS AND FREE PRESS
May 2018
Local man marries Salma Hayek in small ceremony at Dearborn Inn.
Quote from: Father Bruno on October 19, 2017, 07:15:36 PM
DETROIT NEWS AND FREE PRESS
May 2018
Local man marries Selma Hayek in small ceremony at Dearborn Inn.
Is your wife aware of your plans?
Quote from: Father Bruno on October 19, 2017, 07:15:36 PM
DETROIT NEWS AND FREE PRESS
May 2018
Local man marries Selma Hayek in small ceremony at Dearborn Inn.
That's a coincidence, there's an actress called
Salma Hayek, georgeous girl and only one letter different!
:grin:
Quote from: Tank on October 19, 2017, 07:26:34 PM
Quote from: Father Bruno on October 19, 2017, 07:15:36 PM
DETROIT NEWS AND FREE PRESS
May 2018
Local man marries Salma Hayek in small ceremony at Dearborn Inn.
Is your wife aware of your plans?
Oh yes, we have an arrangement all work out. It's cool.
Quote from: Dave on October 19, 2017, 07:30:34 PM
Quote from: Father Bruno on October 19, 2017, 07:15:36 PM
DETROIT NEWS AND FREE PRESS
May 2018
Local man marries Salma Hayek in small ceremony at Dearborn Inn.
That's a coincidence, there's an actress called Salma Hayek, georgeous girl and only one letter different!
:grin:
That's the problem in the future, there are no good Copy Editors, that should have been caught!
Quote from: Father Bruno on October 19, 2017, 07:15:36 PM
DETROIT NEWS AND FREE PRESS
May 2018
Local man marries Salma Hayek in small ceremony at Dearborn Inn.
Wait a minute...It just says, "local man." It doesn't say, "
Father Bruno de la Pole marries Salma Hayek." :news:
"Local man" could be
Arturo, he lives in Michigan too, doesn't he? :eyebrow:
If it said, "Loco man" marries Salma Hayek in small ceremony at Dearborn Inn." I would be 100% sure they were talking about
Father Bruno. :grin:
Quote from: Magdalena on October 19, 2017, 09:03:11 PM
Quote from: Father Bruno on October 19, 2017, 07:15:36 PM
DETROIT NEWS AND FREE PRESS
May 2018
Local man marries Salma Hayek in small ceremony at Dearborn Inn.
Wait a minute...It just says, "local man." It doesn't say, "Father Bruno de la Pole marries Salma Hayek." :news:
"Local man" could be Arturo, he lives in Michigan too, doesn't he? :eyebrow:
If it said, "Loco man" marries Salma Hayek in small ceremony at Dearborn Inn." I would be 100% sure they were talking about Father Bruno. :grin:
Ha Ha, very funny Maggie! :smileshake:
That was just the future headline, didn't know you wanted the entire story!
Dashing Michigan native, acclaimed Atheist, and all around great guy Father Bruno de la Pole has married the stunning actress Salma Hayek in a small and private ceremony held at the Dearborn Inn...
According to TMZ, Salma was introduced to Bruno by mutual acquaintance and friend Vincent D'Onofrio, and it was according to her, "love at first sight"...Salma said she was won over not only by Bruno's good looks, but by his wonderful sense of humor...he can keep me laughing for hours on end..."If you know what I mean"...LOL"
The newlyweds are apparently headed to Amsterdam for their honeymoon.
Quote from: Father Bruno on October 19, 2017, 09:46:12 PM
Dashing
acclaimed Atheist
all around great guy
TMZ
mutual acquaintance and friend
according to her, "love at first sight"
Bruno's good looks
wonderful sense of humor
:puppysnicker:
:postoday:
Quote from: Tank on October 19, 2017, 09:03:12 AM
New York Times
May 31st 114NC
This morning the last believer passed away at the age of 107. Dalia Moss was born in Lahore, Pakistan on Jan 12th 7NC. She was a neo-Muslim. As far as can be ascertained not one of the Earth's 3.62 billion human inhabitants now follow any organised belief system or hold a personal view that the Universe was instituted by a supernatural entity.
The AI population has stated "We mourn the passing of one of our mortal friends but at the same time rejoice that they have finally closed a most damaging chapter in their history. Our thoughts are with the friends and relations of Dalia Moss."
This is a momentous occasion as it now means that Earth can become a full voting member of the League of Rational Worlds.
I feel bad for derailing your thread Tank with my silly, little fantasy of Salma,... I mean your OP is an interesting topic, and I've been thinking about it.
In light of what's been going on here in America related to gun violence, especially mass shootings, and the most recent horror we experienced in Las Vegas. I would one day like to imagine the following. (Sort of mimics what happened in Australia after the Port Arthur massacre)
New York Times
May 31st 114NC
In solemn observances all across America people are taking part in solemn memorials to honor the victims of the last mass shooting which occured here in the US exactly 50 years ago today.
Not only memorials to honor the victims, but also to commemorate the steps taken by all us citizens after that horrible event to ensure that we instituted a viable social contract which stated that all lives are precious, and should not be casually ended by one lone madmen, and how we were able to do so without sacrificing our freedoms or liberty.