What's on your mind today?

[Sandra Craft]

I was driving by yesterday, had the windows down while listening to some Van Morrison (Astral Weeks), when I thought I caught a whiff of either "White Widow or Afghan Kush"...I immediately thought of Magdalena.

So I thought I would stop by the forum, and say hello to everyone here.


So hi.

Can you stay for a while?  We'll buy doughnuts.

[Biggus Dickus]

I was driving by yesterday, had the windows down while listening to some Van Morrison (Astral Weeks), when I thought I caught a whiff of either "White Widow or Afghan Kush"...I immediately thought of Magdalena.

So I thought I would stop by the forum, and say hello to everyone here.


So hi.

Can you stay for a while?  We'll buy doughnuts.

Hey Sandy

I can stay a little while, but instead of doughnuts how about a nice farmers crate of fresh pears?

[Magdalena]

I can stay

a little while,
...

[Sandra Craft]

I was driving by yesterday, had the windows down while listening to some Van Morrison (Astral Weeks), when I thought I caught a whiff of either "White Widow or Afghan Kush"...I immediately thought of Magdalena.

So I thought I would stop by the forum, and say hello to everyone here.


So hi.

Can you stay for a while?  We'll buy doughnuts.

Hey Sandy

I can stay a little while, but instead of doughnuts how about a nice farmers crate of fresh pears?

I'll see what I can do.  Farm fresh oranges will definitely be on offer.

[xSilverPhinx]

I was driving by yesterday, had the windows down while listening to some Van Morrison (Astral Weeks), when I thought I caught a whiff of either "White Widow or Afghan Kush"...I immediately thought of Magdalena.

So I thought I would stop by the forum, and say hello to everyone here.


So hi.

Father Bruno!   

[jumbojak]

Interesting turn of events in class. I seem to be the guy who is paired up with "problem students" for lack of a better phrase. When someone lacks actual skill and muscles their way through a round or a drill I get assigned to that person to try to help fix what they're doing wrong and take the abuse in the meantime.

These old bones of mine are getting tired...

[hermes2015]

Interesting turn of events in class. I seem to be the guy who is paired up with "problem students" for lack of a better phrase. When someone lacks actual skill and muscles their way through a round or a drill I get assigned to that person to try to help fix what they're doing wrong and take the abuse in the meantime.

These old bones of mine are getting tired...

That is a compliment; it means your abilities are trusted.

[Magdalena]

I've been thinking...
If my relationship ends right now and I join one of those, "50 and over" dating sites...How's something like this for my online dating profile? 





Yes?

[Sandra Craft]

I've been thinking...
If my relationship ends right now and I join one of those, "50 and over" dating sites...How's something like this for my online dating profile? 

Quite honestly, I think it leaves too much open to interpretation.  For instance, exactly what kind of "funny" are we talking about?

[Magdalena]

I've been thinking...
If my relationship ends right now and I join one of those, "50 and over" dating sites...How's something like this for my online dating profile? 

Quite honestly, I think it leaves too much open to interpretation.  For instance, exactly what kind of "funny" are we talking about?

Hmmmm...
It does leave too much open to interpretation...

OK, well...No dark humor, no fart jokes, no physicality, no knock-knock jokes.

I do make myself the butt of a joke. I am creative with absurd or silly situations, I can twist language around with humorous results, I poke fun at everyday life. I can do all this in two different languages. I am good with accents as well.

Man! Finding love online is almost like writing a resume. Nevermind, I'll just dress sexy and go to a bar.


I can see myself debating with someone over a joke on a dating site.

[hermes2015]

I've been thinking...
If my relationship ends right now and I join one of those, "50 and over" dating sites...How's something like this for my online dating profile? 

All my life I've been very happy to be alone and never ever sought relationships, unlike a friend of mine who was always desperately looking for a lover. Whenever we went out clubbing, I was always the one who "got lucky", while he went home alone. I usually ended up in a serious relationship, no matter how much I tried to avoid it. So my point is: if you set out determined to stay single, you will attract guys like flies to a treacle tart. Maybe that was an unfortunate word to use, but I think you know what I mean.

[jumbojak]

Being over fifty is no obstacle to finding someone. You are a wonderful person Mags. Dating online sucks and draws out the creeps, but I'm sure you will find someone if it comes to that.

[Magdalena]

That's good advice, hermes2015. "If you're determined to stay single, you will attract guys like flies to a treacle tart." --Got it. 

Thanks for the compliment, jj. That's a nice thing to say. "...if it comes to that." I think the keyword here is, "if."
--I'm not there yet. 

[Sandra Craft]

Hmmmm...
It does leave too much open to interpretation...

OK, well...No dark humor, no fart jokes, no physicality, no knock-knock jokes.

I do make myself the butt of a joke. I am creative with absurd or silly situations, I can twist language around with humorous results, I poke fun at everyday life. I can do all this in two different languages. I am good with accents as well.

Man! Finding love online is almost like writing a resume. Nevermind, I'll just dress sexy and go to a bar.

If you were to really do this (and I emphasize the "if"), I'd definitely bring up the two languages, it's impressive -- esp. in the States were most of us can barely speak one language.

I like the dressing sexy idea, but not the bars -- too many men with their wedding rings in their pockets there.  How about a dance club?  I can seriously see you doing this and knocking them all dead:

I can see myself debating with someone over a joke on a dating site.

Yeah, too grim.

[jumbojak]

If you do get there you have options. I'm sure of it.