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YouTube + Christianity = GodTube

Started by MrE2Me, March 20, 2007, 05:11:24 AM

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Steve Reason

#15
Quote from: "Mister Joy"Bloody Hell, that thing is deliciously sinister. :D
I do not fear death, in view of the fact that I had been dead for billions and billions of years before I was born, and had not suffered the slightest inconvenience from it. ~ Mark Twain

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jcm

#16
Quote from: "Mister Joy"Oh I've encountered Godtube before. I actually prefer it to Youtube on the grounds that religious evangelists are far more interesting than video blogs and transsexuals weeping and screaming in defence of Britney Spears.

This, for example, is thoroughly entertaining:

http://www.godtube.com/view_video.php?viewkey=3768875037baca5de6e2

I've seen the video about the banana before, I think it is great! :) Hey, if god made the banana so perfect for us humans, then I guess the devil made the coconut...ever seen Cast Away?
For me, it is far better to grasp the Universe as it really is than to persist in delusion, however satisfying and reassuring. -cs

Mister Joy

#17
Quote from: "LSchude"I thought for a second they were describing the perfect dildo.

"There are three grooves on the close side for a perfect fit; made with a non slip surface; tab placed at the top so the contents don't squirt on your face; sits gracefully in your hand, point at the top for ease of entry, just the right shape for the human mouth; curved to make the whole process so much easier."

Hahaha, oh cheers for sharing that. You've corrupted my mind, previously coruscating in its purity. :lol:

Quote from: "Steve Reason"Ha ha. Yeah, I think you're right. I think I've seen a few pornos that involved bananas. Very Happy

That's a hilarious video. That's about the strength of his other "arguments" as well. On the plus side I think it gave me a boner.

Yeah I've seen them  :)  They're all similarly absurd, I agree. Can't say I've found any good "material" yet, though.

Quote from: "jcm"I've seen the video about the banana before, I think it is great! Hey, if god made the banana so perfect for us humans, then I guess the devil made the coconut...ever seen Cast Away?

Shrimp too. They are merely the temptations of SaTaN.

donkeyhoty

#18
Quote from: "LSchune"I thought for a second they were describing the perfect dildo.

"There are three grooves on the close side for a perfect fit; made with a non slip surface; tab placed at the top so the contents don't squirt on your face; sits gracefully in your hand, point at the top for ease of entry, just the right shape for the human mouth; curved to make the whole process so much easier."
Your comment made me feel dirty... in a good way
"Feminism encourages women to leave their husbands, kill their children, practice witchcraft, destroy capitalism and become lesbians."  - Pat Robertson

EbzDirtyHeathen

#19
Quote from: "MrE2Me"It was bound to happen.  I went there to copy the url, and saw more than enough on the front page alone to scare me off.  A damn shame some of these people are computer-savvy...

P.S.  Someone out there really should start an atheist version - NoGodTube?

A NoGodTube would be cool....at least I think so. :)

SteveS

#20
With the amount of open atheism on the net, maybe a NoGodTube would work.  Plus, if you start it, you might even get on Fox news - oh joy!

Mister Joy

#21
I think Youtube is nogodtube. Pro-Christian propoganda on there generally receives a wave of onslaught from non-believers, there are far more anti-God videos and the rest of it has nothing to do with God whatsoever; it's just fun.

Just a random thought: doesn't it strike you as ironic that any website built entirely to cater for the non-religious is going to be about nothing but religion? It makes sense and it doesn't at the same time...

SteveS

#22
Yeah - good point, Mister Joy.  I guess we should just stick with YouTube.  Damn, there goes that Fox news interview....

Mister Joy

#23
Ahh Fox news... there should be a Planet Fox News in Florida, with rides and stuff, right next to 'The Holy Land Experience'. It could be themed around an alternative universe where everything they dish out is actually true.

SteveS

#24
Oooo!   Oooo!  I want to go on the Bill O'Reilly ride!

MysticalChicken

#25
I love that satire guy.  I've only seen one of his videos, though.  I didn't click the link; is he the one in the ski mask?

The banana argument might make sense if bananas were the only fruit in existence.  God may have gotten the banana right, but he fucked up the orange.

"Down in the hall, embedded in walls, hear them screaming.  Stashed in a bar, a brain in a jar, no one sees them.  Sucking them blind and draining their minds, hear them screaming.  Stas

SteveS

#26
Yes - the guy in the ski mask rocks.  His is a brilliantly sarcastic mind, and he's got the proper demeanor to pull it off flawlessly.

MikeyV

#27
Quote from: "Mister Joy"Just a random thought: doesn't it strike you as ironic that any website built entirely to cater for the non-religious is going to be about nothing but religion? It makes sense and it doesn't at the same time...

I was listening to a story on NPR the other day. Some person from GodTube said that the purpose is (paraphrasing) "inspiration, and honing arguments to use against non-xians."

As for NoGodTube, I believe you hit the nail on the head. There are quite a few atheist videos on YouTube.

If you'll indulge me, you have to check these out:

Thunderf00t's videos. I love "Why do people laugh at creationists" parts 1 -11.

imrational's videos. He does some great work. I highly recommend "Why do Atheists care about religion?". He was (is?) a regular on WWGHA.

patcondell's videos. Mr. Condell is absolutely hilarious. Some of his video titles were made to inflame - "Was Jesus gay?", "Hello angry Christians", "God bless Atheism", "The myth of Islamophobia". He monologues, no pretty pictures or soundtracks, but easily some of the best stuff on YouTube. He uses typical British humor to tongue lash.

If you check out their pages, look at their favorites. There are quite a few gems in them.
Life in Lubbock, Texas taught me two things. One is that God loves
you and you're going to burn in hell. The other is that sex is the
most awful, dirty thing on the face of the earth and you should save
it for someone you love.
   
   -- Butch Hancock.

SteveS

#28
MikeyV - I was already familiar with imrational, but I had not come across Thunderf00t yet.  I watched his first vid I came across, Why do people laugh at creationists part 11, and recognized the adversary as VenomFangX - the guy who presented the candy bar argument that the universe cannot be infinitely old.

This Thunderf00t guy is awesome - I loved this part 11!

I sincerely thank you - you have provided me with one or two entertaining hours watching and savoring this guy's vids.  Cheers, my man!

 :cheers:

EbzDirtyHeathen

#29
There should still be a NoGodTube.... there are Christian and atheist videos on youtube but nothing wrong with a little something just for us..... Christians still have godtube so.........