Things that make you chuckle

[xSilverPhinx]

I imagine my invitation is in the mail, is that correct?

Erm...You're all invited! I'd just imagined coming to Brazil for a BBQ would be a little far for most of you.

We might take photos of you and then you'd have to kill us! 

Cameras are soul-sucking devices, I see them for what they are!

There are only three physical things I know about you. You're female, consider yourself above average height and you're about 30 years old.

I have wavy brown hair (haircut a little overdue). Now you know four!

[xSilverPhinx]

I have a strict no photo policy. You needn't worry. It will almost feel like I'm not even there.

So you're a 'I'll be there in spirit' person?

[No one]

Almost Aregentium, almost. I just graduated Magna Cum Laude from Ninja Academy.

[Dark Lightning]

Almost Aregentium, almost. I just graduated Magna Cum Laude from Ninja Academy.

You're that blank space next to the tall guy, right?

[No one]

Let's not spoil the surprise.

[xSilverPhinx]

A blank ninja...

[Dark Lightning]

Where I used to work, we would have a team photo after delivery of a system. I always made sure to stand next to a tall person and lean over behind them when the picture was taken. 

[xSilverPhinx]

My niece wanted to tell a joke the other day.

"Say 'who are you'", she started.

"Who are you?" I asked.

"Your mom!"



"My dear, you really need to learn how to tell a joke", I replied.

She'll get there. Eventually.

[jumbojak]

Animal spirit tshirt. It took me a minute.

[Tank]

 

[Dark Lightning]

  indeed.

[joeactor]

Awww... what a cute little... Oh My GOD!!!

[xSilverPhinx]

[xSilverPhinx]

[xSilverPhinx]