Random Thoughts

[xSilverPhinx]

Or a drop of phenolpthalein in their beverages. 

I had to google 'phenolpthalein'. 

You guys have seriously creative minds for misdeeds, I myself am not blessed with such a trait. 

I don't like it when I have to google a word to get the joke. (But it's OK, it's me, not you.) The sad thing is that I still didn't get the joke. I really wanted to laugh as much as that puppy is laughing.

The joke is that phenolphthalein is a laxative.

Ah, thank you. 

I usually try two trusted sources, Wikipedia and Urban Dictionary.

[xSilverPhinx]

You need this mouse!

WANT!!!

[Magdalena]

Urban Dictionary.

[xSilverPhinx]

So I was driving my mother, sister and niece back home this afternoon after picking them up at the airport and on the way, the car in front of me just couldn't stay in its lane. This is a common sight in southern Brazil, they are far from the best drivers out there and have great difficulty managing to stay in curved lanes, but in this particular case, the lanes were straight. Obviously drunk.

I saw an opening to the left and quickly passed him before he threw his car on mine. As I did so, my mother stuck her head out of the window and yelled, "HEY!.

Dear mother, what the living hell?! What if the guy is excessively prone to road rage and tries to do something other than flip the bird?



Luckily I think the guy was too drunk to notice.

[jumbojak]

I don't pass drunks. Far too worried about getting sideswiped.

[xSilverPhinx]

I don't pass drunks. Far too worried about getting sideswiped.

That's why they really need to get on with it and invent Hyperdrive!

[jumbojak]

Hey, you're the scientist. If you can invent it I'll see if I can build it. Can't be that hard, right?

[xSilverPhinx]

Hey, you're the scientist. If you can invent it I'll see if I can build it. Can't be that hard, right?

I think one of us is going to have to stand in a cornfield and wait until we get abducted by extraterrestrials in order to steal their blueprints. Since according to Hollywood movies aliens have a fixation on the USA that 'one of us' will have to be...



Bonus:

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[jumbojak]

But... butt... I don't want to be... probed...

[Magdalena]

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Ha! Even my 8 year old thinks this is true and funny.
He said that this is how Bruce Banner became the Hulk. 

[xSilverPhinx]

But... butt... I don't want to be... probed...

OK...well, maybe activating an inbuilt hyperdrive in traffic isn't such a good idea anyway. You would avoid being sideswiped by drunk or incompetent drivers only to cause a truly explosive frontal collision.

Safety first, right?

[xSilverPhinx]

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Ha! Even my 8 year old thinks this is true and funny.
He said that this is how Bruce Banner became the Hulk. 

Well, sometimes minor lab accidents happen and people become hulks, all in a day's work! 

[xSilverPhinx]

Looks like I'm going to pull an all-nighter. Don't worry, I'll keep an eye out for treacherous aliens to make sure they don't build another pyramid while some of us are asleep...

[xSilverPhinx]

Looks like I'm going to pull an all-nighter.

Heh, on second thought I am unable to pull off an all-nighter tonight. 

[Icarus]

^^