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Re: Jokes Thread (Was named Anyone know any good jokes ? I'll start :D )
« Reply #4170 on: September 07, 2017, 11:58:22 AM »
I think they're saying they think you're that snail from that movie, and their lives have been painted a lovely shade of delight with you in it, Joseph.
I have a few questions:
"They" sounds like a lot of people. Who are, "they?" and what movie are you talking about? Also, who is Joseph?

"They" are like "Them"... only meaner.
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Re: Jokes Thread (Was named Anyone know any good jokes ? I'll start :D )
« Reply #4171 on: September 08, 2017, 10:38:24 AM »
ce n'est pas une blague

Item on BBCs comedy "News Quiz" from a local paper somewhere in England:

" . . . during a strip search of the suspect a large amount of crack was found in the back of his trousers."

And another, from the online description of a beauty spot:

"The northern part of Slapton Sands is regularly used by naturists, so please plan your visit to ensure you see all the bits you want to."
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Re: Jokes Thread (Was named Anyone know any good jokes ? I'll start :D )
« Reply #4172 on: September 08, 2017, 11:09:36 AM »
ce n'est pas une blague

Item on BBCs comedy "News Quiz" from a local paper somewhere in England:

" . . . during a strip search of the suspect a large amount of crack was found in the back of his trousers."

And another, from the online description of a beauty spot:

"The northern part of Slapton Sands is regularly used by naturists, so please plan your visit to ensure you see all the bits you want to."
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Re: Jokes Thread (Was named Anyone know any good jokes ? I'll start :D )
« Reply #4173 on: September 08, 2017, 12:29:08 PM »
Well I've never punched anyone yet, but....
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Re: Jokes Thread (Was named Anyone know any good jokes ? I'll start :D )
« Reply #4174 on: September 09, 2017, 04:35:34 AM »
Well I've never punched anyone yet, but....
Yes, I can understand that this might provoke violence. There is an historical precedent for it, the Romans did fight the Punic Wars.
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« Reply #4175 on: September 12, 2017, 03:13:39 PM »
Well I've never punched anyone yet, but....
Yes, I can understand that this might provoke violence. There is an historical precedent for it, the Romans did fight the Punic Wars.

A puny response if I may say so 🙄
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