"Pole Dancing for Jesus"

[februarystars]

Just happened across this, and thought it was too funny not to share.

"On Sundays, we do pole fitness for Jesus. We do the upbeat contemporary Christian music because people have to bring their church program to get into the class."

Link to story and video

[TheWilliam]

I wouldn't mind seeing some church girls pole dancing.

Plenty of them wear thongs already because panty lines are frowned upon and they have cleavage out.......for whatever awesome reason.

[The Magic Pudding]

Just happened across this, and thought it was too funny not to share.

"On Sundays, we do pole fitness for Jesus. We do the upbeat contemporary Christian music because people have to bring their church program to get into the class."

Link to story and video

I suppose there would be a risk of splinters if they used a cross, but it would make more moves possible.

[Sireal]

I like pole dancing christian girls, even known a few, not a bad idea to keep them well trained

[YaarghMatey487]

Heh yeah I read that article the other day. I'm really not too surprised. I mean...what if Jesus turns out to be Muhammad or Joseph Smith? If you're going to have droves of virgins they could at least know how to work a pole.

[not your typical...]

I'm a Christian and think pole dancing is a good, fun way to stay fit and keep the men coming in droves. Very useful thing.